- Hey there fruity toots!
Just waiting for the go ahead from pear,
then we can start.
- Okay. I looked everywhere,
and there isn't one single stick
of TNT anywhere in the kitchen.
You can go ahead and start the episode.
- Thanks pear.
Dynamite work as always.
(laughter)
- [Voice Over] Hey, Orange, everywhere you look,
TNT will appear.
- Yo watchu talking bout?
There's no TNT in here.
Pear just checked.
(magnifying glass whipping through air)
See, no TNT over there.
Woo how!
Waha!
- Dude, stop looking around!
- Wahahahaha!
- Close your eyes Orange!
- Oh yeah, that's a pretty good idea.
No TNT if I can't see it -- (Spring boinking)
(Wincing in pain)
- Is that TNT underneath your eyelids!?
- (Wincing in pain) Make it stop.
Pear, make it stop!
- Okay, okay, open your eyes!
- (Wincing in pain) Pear it was horrible!
- I know dude!
But it's over now!
Wait!
No! (Explosion)
- [Narrator] (applause) It's time for ask Orange.
Drop 10 million Pokéballs on Pear.
- Huh?
(screaming) Oh no.
Enough.
No more.
- Sorry Pear, gotta drop 'em all! (Laughter)
- (Upbeat arcade music) Hey Orange,
whoever says Hi to you, they become you.
- Hi Orange.
(Stomach Grumbling) Uh, wow.
- Um, Little Apple, you okay there?
You look kinda funny.
- Well, honestly, (character leveling up arcade noise)
uh, I feel kind of funny too.
(farting), (laughter),(gibberish),(rolling tongue)!
Huh? Is this really what I'm like?
I'm even funnier than I thought I was. (laughter)
- [Voice Over] Say you like passion.
- Okay.
You like passion. (laughter)
- [Voice Over] Drop 100 decillion of yourself on Pear.
- A decillion? How many is that?
- Well it says here, it's a really, really big number.
It's a one with 33 zeros after it.
- Nice.
Now that's what I call "edutainment". (laughter)
- Um, dude.
I think that's just educational.
For it to be edutainment,
there has to be some aspect of it
that's entertaining for the audienc-- (screams)
- (Oranges screaming, and laughing)
- [Voice Over] Foxy is after you.
- He is? (screams)
Where? Where?
I don't see him.
(screams) Hello?
- [Voice Over] Next question please.
- The fans are right dude.
Nothing's happening.
We should move on.
- Uh, okay.
I guess you're right.
It looks like Foxy isn't coming after all.
On to the next question.
- [Voice Over] (Upbeat arcade music) Hey Orange,
can you call Pear's girlfriend?
- (screaming)
- Oh my gosh.
That was a good one. (laughter)
Very sly Foxy. (laughter)
- (Upbeat arcade music) Say hello to Dennis & Darius!
- Hello Dennis and Darius.
- (Upbeat arcade music) Orange is very funny.
- Why thank you Joyce.
And you are very smart. (laughter)
- (Upbeat arcade music) I just realized that
Orange doesn't laugh like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH".
He laughs like "HUHAHAHAHAHHA".
- Huh?
Pear?
Is that true?
Do I laugh like "huhahahahahah"?
- Yeah.
Kinda.
I think that's fair to say.
- Oh, man.
I'm suddenly really self conscious about laughing.
(Orange laughing differently) Oh no.
Pear.
I think I forgot how to laugh.
- Don't be ridiculous.
You know how to--(wincing in pain)
- (Orange laughing differently)
You're right.
It's all coming back to me now. (laughter)
- (Upbeat arcade music) Hey Orange! You are perfectly safe!
- Whew!That's a relief.
- No. Safe!
- Huh? (Dramatic music) (metal clanging)
Ahh!
- Orange! Orange, are you in there?
(sad music) Orange.
- (screaming)
- (Upbeat arcade music) Drop 10 million gallons
of cola on pear.
- What? Nooo!
(cola dripping)
Huh? Orange?
I thought it was gonna be 10 million gallons.
- Oh it is.
It's just being dropped very slowly.
- Oh.
Well this is actually kinda nice.
- See. We're not always mean to Pear in Ask Orange episodes.
- (boot kicking)
- (wincing in pain)
- (laughter)
- (Upbeat arcade music) Hey Orange.
The next time Pear has a nightmare,
say "did you have a night-pear?"
- Pear, here.
Take this pillow and pajamas.
Also this camomile tea.
- What? Why?
- You gotta go to sleep, you just gotta.
- Now? Dude.
It's the middle of the afternoon.
- Don't ask questions Pear.
The audience gave me something really,
really funny, to say to you.
I need this, okay?
- No.
- Yes.
- No.
- Yes!
- [Voice Over] (Upbeat arcade music) Next question please.
Yeah, you're right,
he's not playing along!
On to the next question I guess.
- [Voice Over] (Upbeat arcade music)
What did the grape say to the- (screaming)
- Dude, all these Foxy jump scares
are gonna give me nightmares
- Oh, you don't say!
(laughter)
- [Voice Over] (Upbeat arcade music) Every time
someone blinks, Baldy will spank you!
- Well I'm certainly not blinking.
- Me neither!
- Uh, I think I gotta close my eyes.
- Hold strong Orange, whatever you do, don't blink!
- No it's not that, TNT is appearing everywhere
and look again.
- Oh my gosh, this is super dangerous!
What so we do?
- Uh, we're screwed either way.
I guess close your eyes Orange.
See what happens.
- Oh my gosh, it worked!
There's no sign of Bob the--
(screaming)
- He's spanking all of us!
(screaming)
- Wait, oh no!
He's spanking the TNT
(screaming)
(explosion)
(upbeat music)