I'm actually not confident when I'm seeing these questions,
so I think yours are gonna be quite difficult, to be fair.
Mine are quite... Well.
You'll certainly get a few of mine.
- I reckon you'll get every single one of these. - All right.
This is a hard one. How many goals did I score for Liverpool?
For the first team?
You probably don't even know that yourself, do you?
I do now, I'm looking at it.
That's a tough question.
That's really hard.
I'm gonna have to get help there.
It's more than 65 and less than 67.
Eh...
Eh, 66?
Yes!
That's brilliant. McAteer would have got that wrong.
For a bonus point, who did I score my last Liverpool goal against?
I'll go Arsenal.
Tottenham.
I knew it was a north London team.
Go on then, so, in what season
did I register my highest goals tally?
96-97.
Oh, you're close, you're very close.
What was it then?
It's wrong, innit, so...
Just tell me then!
- Do you want to use that? - No.
All right, so it was 95-96.
I thought it was '96 actually, yeah.
What two squad numbers did I wear for Liverpool?
- You wore 17. - Yeah.
And 7.
I am one of just four players to win what award in consecutive years?
Young Players' Player.
Yeah, PFA Young Player of the Year, I'll give you that one.
How many major tournaments did I play in for England?
Eh, 96', 92', so that's two...
I'm saying four.
Three. '96, '98, 2000.
'94 we didn't take part and 2002 I never got picked.
But you were with me in spirit.
I was with you there. All right, I'll give you that then.
Four, even though I went to three.
What squad...
What squad numbers did I use in my two spells at Liverpool?
In your two spells at Liverpool? 23.
9. Dunno, 11?
Oh, my God, was that a guess?
No, I just thought it was 11.
That is absolutely spot-on, Steven.
- Thank you, mate. - Well done.
Who did I receive my only red card against as a Liverpool player?
European match.
Oh, I know it, yeah. Valencia.
Valencia away.
How many goals did I score for England?
And I'll give you a bonus point if you can tell me one of the teams.
Three.
I actually used to like you.
You must have got...
HE COUNTS UNDER HIS BREATH
18.
I didn't even have that many games!
Didn't you? I thought you had, like...
- I only had 12 starts for England. - Did you?
Yeah, 12 starts, I had 27 caps I think, or 26.
Time out - how come you only had...?
You deserved more than 20-odd caps.
Listen, that's another show, that.
That's another wrap.
- So 12 starts... - 12 starts...
Five goals.
Seven.
- Oh, that's good. - Yeah, seven.
Goal every other game?
Go on, give us one of the bonus points.
Luxembourg, who cares?
No, actually.
I'm not bothered about England, he should have got well more caps than that.
You've upset me, that's upset me, that stat.
Rubbish, that one.
Should have had 100 caps.
Finally then, how many assists did I provide for you in the Premier League?
This is not right as well.
I think this is wrong as well.
I reckon...
It's at least 30.
See, this says 20. 20 in one year!
How many goals did I set you up for?
Wow.
Bear in mind, that's...
Yeah, so it's gonna be low.
And I scored...
..a third of what you scored, so I'll go for a third of 20.
Four, yeah, correct.
A third of 20, which is four.
That's more than that!
Correct. Correct, Steven, yeah.
Teammate questions, go on then.
I'll start this round, yeah?
Name all the Liverpool goal-scorers from the two 4-3 clashes with Newcastle?
You scored the first with that header
when you hurt your nose.
Of course Stan scored, didn't he?
And the next game where we were 3-0 up...
I scored...
You scored the winner.
You scored two, I scored one.
Who scored the other one?
I actually know the goal, because I think it just came off the post, and he...
Who scored it then, Patrik Berger?
Patrik Berger, yeah.
I know it now, yeah, Paddy Berger.
First game of the season we beat Palace 6-1.
Name the Liverpool goal-scorers.
Rushy...
Yeah.
You...
Yeah.
Me...
- Yeah. - I'm thinking Jan.
Yeah, Jan penalty.
Yeah. You've done well there. I got two as well.
Who scored Liverpool's first goal of the Premier League era?
I don't know, was it me?
- No, it was... - No idea.
Shall I give you a clue?
Tell me what game it was.
Well, that's the point, sort of thing.
- I'll give you a clue. - '92.
Shall I give you a clue?
Knockback!
Who is it?
Knockback!
I can't remember, who's that?
Wally.
Mark Everton Walters.
Yes, that's the one.
I've no idea who scored next.
I'll give you a clue - it wasn't Sheffield Wednesday.
Tottenham.
It wasn't Sheffield Wednesday.
Sheffield United? Wow.
Yeah, correct.
- Is it? - Yeah.
Evo brought in three players in his first summer as Liverpool boss.
Name one of them.
That's easy enough.
Oh, my God, I can't even think.
Phil Babb.
Phil Babb. John Scales?
John Scales, there you go.
And Michael Stensgaard.
Sorry if you're watching, Michael.
If you get this right, I think I'll just walk out.
Yeah, definitely.
Who did we record the cup final song Pass And Move (It's The Liverpool Groove) with?
I'd never have got this!
This is actually written in front of me and I still don't know the answer.
- Lightning Seeds. - No.
Eh...
You'll never get it, I'll just tell you.
- It's called The Boot Room Boyz. - Whitney Houston.
And for an extra 10 points...
Go on.
Can you sing the song?
Can I sing the song? Pass and move, it's the Liverpool groove.
I'll give you 10 points.
No, that's a different song, innit?
♫ Go Robbie, go Robbie go. ♫
Is that the same song?
I've got a line here, that's the only reason I know it.
♫ It's the Liverpool groove Digger in the middle, weaving his spell
♫ Jason McAteer...
♫ Like a bat out of hell! ♫
- Is that right? - Yeah.
I teed it up for you!
That's why I can sing the song.
Oh, brilliant.
Well done, mate, excellent there.
Your knowledge is outstanding.
- Yours was outstanding. - Thank you.