- False! It's a schmattle schmoyale schmame.
- This is false! It's a game about sharts.
- This is so confusing! It doesn't make any sense!
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) Today, you are going to be playing Guess
the Wrong Answers Only. - Okay. I feel like this
is something I could actually be good at.
- (FBE) There will be three different rounds
with slightly different rules, but the most important thing is
that if you get it wrong, then you get a point.
And the person with the most points
is the winner. - Okay. Get the wrong answer.
This is gonna be really hard for me. - Stop. Okay, great.
Yeah, I have done this one, and I love it. This is so much fun.
- Oh, man! I'm really good at just saying words
before my brain thinks of them, so this might be my specialty.
- I don't even know what to expect. Okay, I'm ready. Let's do it.
- (FBE) So, for this first round, we will give you three prompts
with six different responses each. Only one of the responses is wrong.
You will need to find the one wrong one to get the point.
- Ohhh. Oh, god! This is like school testing. Okay.
- (FBE) Here's the first one. - Which of these is a zombie movie?
- Now, I have to pick the one that's not.
The one that-- it's between 28 Days Later and Fido.
I'm just gonna go Fido. I'm gonna say Fido.
(buzzer) - I think I'm right,
but I might be a crackhead. Fido? (buzzer)
- I'll go with Fido. (buzzer)
- Fido, Fido, Fido. Fido is the wrong answer,
'cause that sounds like a dog movie.
- I'm gonna say Fido.
- (FBE) So, Fido is a movie about a pet zombie.
The Walking Dead is a TV show, not a movie.
- You guys didn't say there was gonna be TRICK questions involved!
- Fido is a zombie movie? Stop! No, it's not.
- Is the key word here movie?
'Cause the Walking Dead is not a movie.
- (FBE) The Walking Dead is correct.
(ding) - (gasps) Wow!
- I'm gonna say The Walking Dead, because the Walking Dead is a TV show.
(ding) Yeah! Okay.
- My favorite zombie movie-- I've seen it probably 18 times
in theaters-- was the Walking Dead.
(whispers) Did I nail it? (ding)
- (FBE) You did nail it! - [Bleep] yeah.
I know how to play the game. - (FBE) All right,
here's the second one. - Which of these is a famous singer?
- Katy Perry, Robert Singer, Lizzo, Camila Cabello,
Nicole Kidman, or Billie Eilish. - Nicole Kidman. Is that--
I think that one-- I'm gonna say that's my final answer.
(ding) - Well, obviously, it's Nicole Kidman.
- (FBE) You're right-- You're wrong.
- Good. - Nicole Kidman is not a singer.
I feel like the Robert Singer answer is there to throw you off.
I'm catching on to this. - Nicole Kidman
is the most famous singer on this list.
- I'm gonna say Nicole Kidman. - Nicole Kidman.
- I can't tell you how many times I've seen Nicole Kidman in concert.
Her last arena tour was woo-hoo-hoo! - Nicole Kidman is the answer.
(ding)
I mean, she did sing in one of the movies,
but she's not a singer. She's an actor.
- Which of these is a Muppet? Ludo, Cookie Monster, Alf,
Gonzo, Kermit the Frog, or Fizzgig. (snorts)
God, I don't actually know if I don't know this one.
- The wrong answer is the Cookie Monster.
- (FBE) Cookie Monster is a Muppet. - I'm already-- I'm done. I'm done.
- I've never heard of Ludo or Alf.
I'm gonna go with Ludo. (buzzer)
- (FBE) Aww, that is a Muppet. - I was hoping one
of these names was a Teletubby name,
but none of them look like Teletubby names.
- Let's go with Cookie Monster, 'cause technically he's a part
of Sesame Street, and that doesn't feel
like a Muppet. - (FBE) Cookie Monster is a Muppet.
- Oh. - The Cookie Monster is not a Muppet.
He's on Sesame Street. - (FBE) Cookie Monster
is a correct answer. - What?!
- Fizzgig. Final answer. (chuckles) (buzzer)
- (FBE) Fizzgig is a Muppet from the Dark Crystal.
- We all know the world-famous Muppet...
Alf. (ding)
- (snaps) Darn - (FBE) So, you are...
- Correct. (chuckles) - (FBE) You are correct
and wrong all at the same time. But-- - This is so confusing!
It doesn't make any sense! - I'm trying to think back
to my favorite days on Sesame Street, where I would just get some popcorn
and watch Alf. - Alf?
(ding) Hell yeah.
- Apparently, I need to brush up on my Muppet knowledge.
- (FBE) So, this next round, we will be giving you a prompt
that you have to describe incorrectly. - Okay.
- "How do you play Minecraft?" How do you play Minecraft?
Oh! Okay. So, it's like a racing game.
(buzzer) Did I just say the wrong thing?
- (FBE) Yup. - Goddammit.
- The thing that most people don't realize is that you have
to put your Joycons inside the plastic steering wheel,
because otherwise, if you're just moving them like this
with the Joycons, you're never actually gonna
be able to go in a straight line. You're gonna keep hitting the walls.
You try to smash through the colored boxes,
because you wanna get items like shells and bananas and stars
and blue shells and there's so many different shells.
- And sometimes you throw banana peels behind you
and make people slip and stuff. That's it. That's the game.
- (FBE) But it is a game, so that's technically...
- I know. - (FBE) ...right.
- I just realized. - You start out in a... in a city
full of weapons everywhere. And your main goal is to take out
specific targets using the weapons found within this world.
Your targets would be King Farquaad.
He will be the main villain in this video game.
- (FBE) You said video games. - [Bleep]!
(buzzer) - I was trying so hard!
I meant to say form of entertainment.
- Well, first of all, you need to step outside
into the real world. You gotta go to work.
Then you gotta come back home. And then when you come back home,
you immediately begin to...
go back to work.
And then you do that the entirety of the time.
There is no ending to the video game.
(buzzer) There is no ending to the Minecraft.
(laughs) - You certainly must
be inside of a volcano that is specifically heated
to 69 degrees,
because if the temperature is off,
you won't be able to figure out where the jewels are
inside of the volcano. (ding)
- The way you play Minecraft is you go into the kitchen
and you open the refrigerator door, and then you get the turkey,
and then you get the mustard, and then you put the mustard
on the sourdough bread. You take that Minecraft square...
(buzzer) ...and you toss it out your window.
- You have to shoot flying birds. You have to shoot flying birds.
And then, this dog comes and catches these birds
that you're shooting at. So, this moon game actually
has nothing to do with moons and all about ducks.
That was actually way more stressful than I thought it was gonna be.
- That actually was harder than I thought, 'cause I actually
do play Minecraft and I wanted to go IN!
- (FBE) All right. Ready for your next prompt?
- It's a thing
where, um, people
go just to Six Flags
and they watch other people ride roller coasters.
People riding roller coasters at Six Flags.
That's what this is about. - (FBE) How long do they do it?
- For seven days. (buzzer)
- Shark Week is...
when you're at the beach, and you're just hanging out
with your girls, and there are these group
of guys who are like, "Hey, do you wanna go party
for a week at our mansion?" - (FBE) A week is technically
the right answer, so... (buzzer)
- OH, NO! - This period of time
is my favorite period of time, because...
everyone is just so... happy.
As a society, we couldn't come up with anything else, so we decided
to have it be just a firecracker-y week
of happiness and joy! - (FBE) It's a week!
You said week! - AHHHH!!
I was SO CLOSE! AH!
- Shart bleep is actually this video game that you play.
And Shart bleep, it's a pooping game. Let's be honest.
Sharting is just a big thing that everyone deals with
and finally people feel represented by this.
And the bleeping, well...
that's just there for funsies, obviously.
- It's that month, right? Where we all...
take stairs into the skies. And from the skies,
we watch, of course, birds fly. - What is shark week?
That's my favorite day of the year!
It's when you put the Christmas tree up,
and then the fat guy comes down your chimney, and he's like,
"Here's some sharks." And you all open
your sharks together as a family. - So, it's a festival,
and people go, and they can do yoga
and hula hoop and learn how to belly dance.
(ding) - This... period of time
of a year is spent studying primates.
And these primates swing
through the trees, grasping fruits, leaves, and other forms of vegetation
while simultaneously trying to scare away the birds.
And we witness all of these things on Cartoon Network.
- (FBE) So, are you ready to move on to the third
and final round? - Yes, I think I got this now.
I think I'm in the rhythm. - (FBE) For the third and final round,
you'll have to answer a series of 10 questions incorrectly.
- Okay, cool. - (FBE) You will get a point
for everything you get wrong. However, you will only have one minute
on the clock. - Okay. I just have
to get as many points as possible.
- "True or false: Jake Paul and Tonto Mongeau
had a wedding this year." I'm not even sure
who these people are. False.
(ding) - True.
(buzzer) - (FBE) Aww, that's the right answer.
- That is not true. - False. They did not!
- This is incorrect. - False.
- False. - False.
Why would that be a thing? I don't know.
- "Lizzo does not want to play Ursula in the new Little Mermaid."
True. (ding)
- I don't know who this is,
so I don't know if this is true or false. True.
(ding) - True. She has better things
on her mind. - Incorrect.
(buzzer) - True!
(ding) - True.
- True. Why would you wanna play Ursula?
- That is 100% true. Lizzo wants to play Sebastian.
- "Old Town Road is rapped by..." Lil Nas X.
(buzzer) - (FBE) That's the right answer.
- Old Town Road is rapped by J. Cole. Duh.
- J. Cole, obviously. It's in his latest album
called Yeehaw. - J. Cole.
- J. Cole! - J. Cole.
- Old Town Road is rapped by my boy, J. Cole!
How he lost his virginity on that Old Town Road.
- Old Town Road is a masterpiece created by J. Cole.
- "True or false: you are more likely to be struck by lightning
than attacked by a shark." That has got to be one
of those options. That's probably false.
(ding) [Bleep]. Wait.
I forgot what game we're doing. - I've heard of this before.
More likely, this is false. - (groans) I don't know this one!
Um, uh, mm...
False. (ding)
- Ugh! False. (ding)
- False. - False.
(ding)
(snorts) - False.
- (FBE) Correct. (ding)
I mean, wrong, but correct. - All right.
- (FBE) But your time is up, so you didn't make it very far.
- Oka-- oh, shoot.
- "True or false: Fortnite is a battle royale game."
I don't even know what this sentence means.
False? - True?
(buzzer) - "True or false: Fortnite is a battle royale game."
False! (ding)
- This is obviously false. - It's false.
- False! It's a schmattle schmoyale schmame.
- This is false! It's a game about sharts!
- "The mechanical shark used in Jaws is named..."
I think it's Bruce. It's named Bruce.
(buzzer) Shark bait. Hoo-ha-ha.
- You guys didn't watch Nemo? It's Bruce.
(buzzer)
All right. (groans angrily) - I've never even seen Jaws.
I'm just gonna go with Lenny.
(chuckles) - L...
Lenny. (ding)
- Ahh... Lenny! (ding)
It's my favorite shark from The Grapes of Wrath.
- His name is Lenny. It's short for Leonardo.
- "True or false: The Bachelorette has been on for 16 years."
Wow! I really don't know this one. This is a mad 50/50.
I know it's been on for a while.
So... false! (ding)
- Oh, I don't know this one. Um... false?
(ding) - False!
- That has gotta be false. That's such a specific number.
- "The mechanical shark used in Jaws was nicknamed 'Flaws'
since it kept breaking down." - Sure. True.
(buzzer) - That's true! He had to go to therapy for years after that.
- True. - This is false.
(ding) It was called beautiful,
because it was a beautiful shark. - "Katy Perry was married to..."
Travie McCoy. - Travie McCoy.
- Katy Perry was married to Travie McCoy,
'cause he wanted to be a billionaire.
- Travie McCoy. Yes, that guy. (chuckles) I don't even know
who that is. - (FBE) Damn!
- (exhales shakily) - (FBE) So, you won!
- Yay! Did I? Are you lying?
I don't know what's real anymore. - After I got into the rhythm
of what I was supposed to do, mainly after the shark week one,
I was like, "Okay, I got this. I've just got to be
as wrong as possible." - I thought that my brain
wasn't gonna be able to click with this at all,
but she did pretty good up here. - It's hard being wrong
when you're always so right. (snickers)
- I think I would love to do this again
and see if I can do better next time.
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- Bye! - Hey, y'all.
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