Yo! How's it going guys welcome to Reaction Time.
Today We're going to be playing LIFE: The Game.
This is a computer game, we're not going to be playing the board game.
This is going to be really fun - it was actually one of my favorite childhood games besides Monopoly.
Thank you so much for suggesting this. If you guys want to suggest more stuff you could always tweet at me.
Links going to be down below for my Twitter but with that being said.
I can't wait to play this game because you guys said it's actually really fun.
So I mean, I'm ready!
Lets get right into this guys.
Alright! LIFE: The Game... Lets play this.
Get born.
What am I supposed to do?
Push.
You got stuck for three days trying to get out of your mothers womb.
When you finally succeeded, your mother was tired- what?!
Alright, get born. Ima push.
Push.
Oh! I think I need to get it in the purple.
I got it.
What?!
Hold up.
Ooh. I get you. I gotta do it as fast as possible.
Lets do this! Ah!
Ah! Buh!
I pushed out a baby. Did you guys see that?
I just pushed out a baby.
Never learned how to talk and are currently tied for the fewest words spoken. World record with a bathtub.
What am I supposed to do?
Tap.
Oh! Okay, this is so easy.
Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!
Yo! It's going fast!
Oh, this is hard now!
Ah! Ah!
Okay. I'm chillin, I'm chillin. Check this out.
Lets go! Let's go! Oh, shit. Shit! wha- what do I do?
Three plus... twelve is seventeen
The square route of nine. Three.
*Mumbling*. Twenty.
Argh! Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Alright, what did we say? We said, seventeen
Three.
And then twenty.
Yes!
Lets go!
Puberty.
Pop.
Oh! Oh!
Ahhh! Ah!
Why are they so nasty?
After the pimple incident you became know as the nipple face guy.
What?! The nipple face guy?!
A year later you agreed to a dirt cheap scar removal surgery performed by your cousin Alan.
You died on the spot.
God dammit Alan!
Alan!
What- what is that?! You killed me from a laser?
Puberty! Lets go!
Pop. Pop. Pop.
Those are so nasty! Why are they- why is it green?
Why can't it just be like...
White? Or like, normal colors?
What?!
Okay, okay. Lets do it again.
Come on.
Lets go!
Ain't gonna stop me now.
This is hard.
I was so close! Did you guys see that?! Okay, okay.
Come on.
Come on. Pop some pimples for me daddy.
Oh! Uh! I did not say that, I'm sorry.
I take that back. I take everything back.
I don't understand!
What- what am I getting wrong here?
Here we go.
Boom.
Boom. Oh! Ooo! I got it!
Alright, date.
Swipe? oh!
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No. What?! Why not Zoidberg?!
You're right. Why not Zoidberg. Let me get Zoidberg.
No.
Ya.
Alright.
Lets go! It's a match! It's a match!
Ooo! Pink hair girl. Alright.
Lets go. Uh huh.
Damn!
Yes!
Oh my goodness.
Damn!
Who are we kidding being bad at beer pong couldn't possibly ruin your life, right?
Here, have a free pass to go on with your life!
Ooo! Okay!
Continue.
Intern.
Make coffee.
Okay.
Coffee.
What?!
Uhhh.
Oooh my God! It's so hard to read. Alright, lets go.
Coffee.
Boom.
What? Oh!
Okay, I got it.
I thought I needed the spoon or something. Get married.
Suit up!
Underwear.
Pants.
What else?!
What else so I need?!
That's it!
Oh!
Your glamorous fashion sense caught your fiancee completely off guard. She freaked out and ran away with yout cousin Alan.
God dammit Alan!
Alan! You killed me then you stole my girl!
Who do you think you are Alan?!
Get married.
Yes!
Get kids.
Push!
Yeah!
More!
What?!
I don't want that many kids though!
I don't want that many kids. Oh!
Beer!
Beer cart! Coffee! Milk!
Oh! It says the shopping list here. I messed up.
Let me try again. I didn't even see the shopping list.
Shopping list, new car.
Travel ticket.
Weights.
Where the travel ticket at?
Yes! I got it.
Midlife crisis, lets go.
Grand children.
Um?
Drag and drop. Oh.
This game is so hard!
Yes!
I got it! Stay healthy.
Oh. Sort.
What?!
Okay.
Oh my God, this is so difficult!
Who does this for a living?
Oh yeah, old people.
No!
Ugh! Come on.
Come on.
Ha ha ha!
I was so close! Here we go.
Yeah.
All the way.
Yes!
Come on, fall in there.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Green.
Pink.
And green.
Yeah!
What's happening?
What's happening?! What?! I did all that work for nothing?!
Loved by all.
What do I do?!
Did I die?!
No, no, no. Please.
Please.
It is said that your life flashed before your eyes just before you die.
That is true, it's called life.
That's it?!
All my work for nothing!
Just to die!
What now?
That's it.
Guys!
That was it!
I'm dead.
AFTERLIFE: The Game. Coming soon.
Yes! Alright guys, that's gonna wrap it up for this game! If you guys wanna see me
Play AFTERLIFE, let me know in the comments down below.
Cause this was actually a fun game but it was...
some parts were so annoying.
But, yeah! You guys should totally go try this game out. It was really fun.
With that being said, I'll see you guys next time
on another episode of Reaction Time. 'Til then have a good one. And
Peace out!