Liddy: Hello, my fabulous viewers. Guess who's back? It's your favourite vlogger, and this
time, I've got a plan! Yeah, don't get used to it, it's not gonna
be a regular thing. So, today I'm gonna be doing the 'about me'
tag which I found on tumblr, because I am so original and definitely haven't been stuck
for ideas for, like, a month. But I'm sure you all want to know more about me and I got
a bit distracted last time. Soooo, let's begin! 'Kay, so these are the basics, you know all
this, I'll skip them. Okay, first question: favourite animal?
The elephant.
Ahh, phew. That took a while.
Oh yeah, okay, so all these questions are basically my favourites, so what I'll do to
save some time is I'll put up a list on the screen of all the things I like now:
(happy music)
Aaand the stuff I dislike, for good measure:
(sad piano music)
Ah, the magic of editing. Okay, first proper
question is: my dream job? Realistically, my dream job is anything other
than being stuck waitressing at the town that won the 2012 award for 'Most Symmetrical Hedges'.
Yeah.. This month's highlights at the pub have been five drunken farmers, three of whom
threw up - that was a fun night - a runaway chicken, an old woman who thought my name
was 'Breedy' and a man who tried to sell me green hair dye. So, er, yeah.. lovin' the life here..
Ooh, I forgot to tell you! D'you remember
that really badass girl from my last video? Yeah? Turns out, she's gonna be the new owner
of the pub! I know, right?! Basically, the present owner, he's getting really old, and
he's retiring, so Bathsheba - that's her name by the way, bit unusual but I think it suits
her - she's starting Monday! Aside from the fact that she thinks Weatherbury actually
a good place to live, she seems fabulous, so, er, I think it's gonna be pretty good!
Stay tuned and I'll update you next week. Subscribe! *click*
Anyway, ahh, my actual dream job. I think I'll be one of those people who seem completely
normal and all, but secretly I'm an undercover teen detective, and I go around the country with
this great group of friends who are all part of my undercover squad. And we'll have
a mascot, or a pet, that's, like, a parrot or something. Ooh, no no! One of those massive
dogs that are fluffy like a bear-
Jenn: I swear you just described Scooby-Doo.
Liddy: Jenn! Internet, this is my cousin. Jenn.
(Liddy chuckles)
Can't you see the resemblence?
(both laugh)
Jenn: Anyway, what are you doing, Lids?
Liddy: I am attempting to levitate my boredom through-
Jenn: It's 'alleviate'. Liddy: What?
Jenn: It's 'alleviate'. Never mind, continue. Liddy: -through the wonders of vlogging!
And obviously, the world needs more of ma face, so, er, two birds! *claps*
Jenn: Efficient Liddy: Mmm
Jenn: So what have you been talking about? Liddy: Just about myself.
Jenn: Aaahhh, surprise, surprise! Liddy: And about the pub. And Bathsheba Everdene.
Jenn (groans): Argh I swear, if I have to hear that name one more time today...
Liddy: What? Bathsheba? You don't want to hear the name Bathsheba?
*low voice* Bathshebaaaa!
*high voice* BATHSHEBAAAA!
Jenn: SHUT UP!
(Liddy laughs)
Argh, the boss had some kind of pension emergency,
so your Ms. Entrepreneur had to come in early. Liddy: Ohmygod, what was she like? Aw, was
she amazing? I bet she was amazing. Jenn: Noo. After four hours, she had changed
half the dinner menu, fired Bailey and scrapped- Liddy (interrupting): What, why?
Jenn (continues): the blue tablecloths. Apparently they were too old-fashioned.
Liddy: Oh, no - Bailey! Jenn: Oh um, Everdene caught her stealing
wine glasses from behind the bar again, which I mean is fair enough, but, really? On your first day?
Especially after you've lost four members of staff. I know. Terence, Andre,
Clarke and Penny all left because Everdene cut their two hour lunch break to one.
Liddy: Why was I not there to see this?! And okay, but to be fair, the old boss should
have done that ages ago. Jenn: Yeah, but she doesn't listen! She just
waltzes in and, and now, we're understaffed, tableclothless, and Maryann has to learn a
whole new load of recipes by Monday.
(crackling marshmallow bag)
Liddy: Cheer up marshmallow?
Jenn: How long have they been open?
Liddy: Since Halloween.
Last year.
I jest! I jest.
Jenn: Well, I suppose the only good thing to come out of this is at least Gabe will get hired.
I mean, if I've got anything to do with it, Everdene is going to need
all the help she can get. Liddy: Gabe who?
Jenn: Gabriel. My new housemate. I literally told you about him yesterday.
Liddy: Ohhh, is he the guy who willingly studied sheep?
Jenn: Yeah (chuckles) Liddy: Yeah he seems really boring.
Jenn: Hey, watch it.
Liddy: We should play the chubby bunny challenge!
Jenn: Noooo. Noo we shouldn't. Anyway, your dad wanted you to go and set the table so..
Liddy (groans): Fine. After tea then? You know you want to.
Jenn (groans): Nooo, the only thing I want right now is a pillow.
(pillow slams into Jenn's face. Liddy bursts out laughing.) Jenn: Argh, you idiot! Come on.
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