I guess you just boarded the next boat to Mature Island.
We just asked Olivia, Avery and June to go to the fair as our dates.
And they said, "Why not?"
I know what you're up to.
"Up to"? We're just being mature.
It sounds like your slow boat is following my jet plane,
but I guess that makes sense because girls do mature faster than boys.
Since we maturely disagree,
why don't we settle this with a little mature-off?
Yeah, a mature-off!
I'd accept your challenge and I'd win,
but lucky for you, there's no such thing as a mature-off.
- Mature-off, huh? - Whoa!
Well, there's such a thing.
This should be good.
Mind, body, soul.
The triangle of romance.
Whoa!
No!
Hey, I don't make this stuff up.
I think you do.
First, you must connect the mind,
which you'll do through simple conversation.
Mack and I talk all the time.
Next, the body. A connection by holding hands.
Fingers intertwined.
We have hands.
And third, while holding hands, you must look deeply
into each other's eyes, thus connecting your souls.
- We have souls. - On both feet.
So, now that we know the rules, do any of you boys think
you have what it takes to complete the triangle of romance?
I know I do.
Oh, what's wrong?
Your little toy boat running out of gas?
- No. - We're in.
And we're full of gas.
[laughing]
Okay.
Let the mature-off... begin.
'Tis time to get jousty.
[chuckling]
The winners shall be crowned lord or lady of the fair.
And with their partners they will join the royal procession
holding hands, thusly.
[sighing]
That's it! If we win the joust, we can hold hands thusly
and thus complete the triangle of romance!
Wait, do you think holding hands thusly counts?
I'll allow it.
Poof!
I'm just going to walk off.
I'm out of pellets.
All right, so let's settle this with a joust.
Joust we shall.
So how's your balance in that armor?
Not great, why?
[crash]
Welcome to the Royal Jousting Tournament.
[cheering]
To your corners.
Let the joust begin.
[clanking]
Well, it looks like for the first time ever,
we have a tie.
[booing]
That's it! This is my advantage!
Every quad for himself.
Don't do that. It's a waste of food.
Wait, he's right.
First one to finish your turkey leg wins!
Kids! Kids! Wait, what... What are you doing?!
Look at us.
We're eating turkey legs to prove who's most mature.
Why are you trying to prove who's most mature?
Well, Don got a date and then we wanted to see
who could complete the triangle of romance first.
The triangle of what?
You know, connect with your date, hold hands, look in the eyes.
Mind, body, soul.
That's why you guys have been acting so weird?
That's why I've been wearing this armor all day?
I've lost 12 pounds!
I don't think the triangle of romance is even a thing.
Yeah, who would tell you something so dumb?
[nervous laugh]
Dooley the Great bids you adieu.
Poof!
You know, dates are cool, but that joust looked like way more fun.
Yeah, I kind of want to join in.
Okay! Okay! All right! All right!
Everybody! Everybody! Hey, just stat.
♪ Ski-da-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪
[singing]