Good morrow, fine sir, I'm Clyde McBride
and this is my associate, Lincoln Loud.
Together, we're known as...
- Clincoln McLoud. - Clincoln McLoud.
- To Clincoln McLoud! - To Clincoln McLoud!
- Cheers! - Cheers!
Clyde?
[sniffing]
Er... what are you doing?
Inhaling Lori's glorious coconut and guava shampoo.
[sniffing]
Mmm!
We all use that shampoo.
[sniffing]
So you do.
♪ In the Loud House ♪
Hey, Lincoln, what has two thumbs
and totally wants to hang out with his best friend?
This guy!
♪ In the Loud House ♪
Mayday, mayday, Clyde, do you copy?
Roger, I mean, this is Clyde, not Roger
but yeah, roger, it's Clyde!
♪ In the Loud House ♪
Oh no, I missed curfew!
If my parents find out I'm not home th--
They'll blame me and they won't let us be friends anymore!
I'll be banned from your house!
I never got to say goodbye to Lori.
I need you to tell her some things.
Number one, she made me a better man!
♪ In the Loud House ♪
OK, let's see what we got.
Kale, tofu, quinoa?
I think it's called quinoa.
I'd call it quinblah!
All this rabbit food can only mean one thing!
Lori's on another health food kick!
[sighing]
No wonder her skin glows like a Caribbean sunset.
Are you picturing her on the beach again?
Er... no!
♪ In the Loud House ♪
[music playing]
Agent McBride reporting for duty!
Welcome to the command centre, McBride.
Anything goes down in Royal Woods, we'll be the first to know about it.
♪ In the Loud House ♪
Got him!
By a hair.
[laughing]
- That was amazing! - I know!
I thought he was a goner!
When that chair spun around, I peed a little!
I'm gonna write my weekly fan letter to Hunter right now
while I'm still excited!
Don't forget to tune in next week
for more of Arggh's tour of the 25 most haunted places in America!
We'll be visiting a spooky groundskeepers house
and a cemetery in Royal Woods, Michigan!
- Did he just say Royal Woods, Michigan? - Did he just say Royal Woods, Michigan?
Now I peed a little!
♪ In the Loud House ♪
Come in, Nose Bleeder this is Road Tripper.
Sorry, Road Tripper,
I have to keep the line clear for my friend, Lincoln.
- This is Lincoln. - Oh, hi, Lincoln!
♪ In the Loud House ♪
Clincoln McLoud's totally awesome and rad Spring Break Bucket List!
Patent pending.
It's a totally awesome and rad list of all the rad and awesome things
Clyde and I wanna do over the nine days of Spring Break.
[engine revving]
[tires screeching]
Hang on, boys!
I'm about to get on the freeway!
[screaming]
We're good here, thanks for the lift!
[tires screeching]
[music playing]
[bleating]
[music playing]
[bleating]
[music playing]
[splashing]
[screaming]
[groaning]
[bell ringing]
- Yeah! - Yeah!
[music playing]
- Yes! - Yes!
[music playing]
- We made it, Clincoln McLoud! - We made it, Clincoln McLoud!
♪ In the Loud House ♪
♪ Pug House ♪
Poo poo.