WE'RE BOTH FROM SMALL TOWNS.
>> WE ARE.
James: IN THE UNITED KINGDOM.
YOU ARE FROM BROCKWORST IN TKPWHROFTER.
>> YES.
James: A PECULIAR EVENT HAPPENS THERE EVERY YEAR.
>> YES MAY DAY THE MEN AND WOMEN CHASE A LUMP OF CHEESE DOWN THE
HILL.
>> I HAVE SEEN THIS.
>> I SAW IT EVERY YEAR AS A KID.
THOUGHT IT WAS THOERPL AL AND A NATURAL THING TO DO.
WHAT PEOPLE DO.
I WAS IN L.A. EARLY ON MY CAREER.
IT WAS CALLED "FOREIGNERS ARE STUPID" SUDDENLY HERE IN
BROCKWORST -- I REELIZED OUT CRAZY IT WAS TO CHASE CHEESE
URGES LIKE A CIRCLE ONE.
>> James: YES, PEOPLE GET SERIOUSLY INJURED.
>> YES.
IT'S A GREAT WAY TO SPIN OUT.
>> James: SOMETIMES SOMEONE GETS SMASHED FULL IN THE FACE BY A
HUGE ROUND OF CHOSE.
>> A LOT OF SIDER.
THERE WAS A FATALITY ONE YEAR.
IT WASN'T ANYONE COMING DOWN THE HILL.
THE CHEESE BOUNCED THAT THE CROWD.
>> James: WHAT A WAY TO GO.
>> IT'S WHAT HE WOULD OF WANTED.
>> CHEESE RELATED DEATH.
James: YOU HAVE SPENT TIME IN THE UNITED KINGDOM SHUFRPBLGT I
COULDN'T GO OVER.
I WENT TWICE.
TWO DAYS.
ONCE TO PROMOTE "KPWROEPB UPS" BEFORE HA "TOMMY BOY" IN THE OLD
DAYS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> WHEN WE WENT OVER THIS.
DID IT MAKE IT OVER THIS?
WE AND THE OTHER GUY, FARLY WENT OVER ON THE CONCORDE.
REMEMBER THE CONCORDE.
THEY SHOULD WRITE THAT BACK.
WE WEPT THERE AND GOT THERE IN ABOUT 12 MINUTES.
WE THOUGHT WE WERE FAMOUS.
IT WAS GROSS ASK BAD.
WE WERE ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" FOR ABOUT SIX MONTHS.
HE SAID WHAT IF WE'RE SUPER PAEUPLOUS.
I KIND OF GO, IS THAT POSSIBLE.
HE SAID THEY GET THE SHOW OVER THERE.
WE WERE OP IT THREE TIMES.
WE WORE GLASSES AND HATS LIKE WE WERE THE BEATLES.
>> James: YES INCOGNITO.
>> WE WALKED AROUND LIKE THIS, NOBODY CARED AT ALL.
SLOWLY THE HAT CAME OFF.
THEN WE ATE AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD OR SOMETHING.
ANYWHERE TO GET RECOGNIZED.
URPLGTS ONE OF OUR TYPEST RESTAURANTS.
>> James: IN A "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" TEE SHIRT.
I DIDN'T KNOW THIS ABOUT YOU, SIMON.
YOU WERE A GOTH AS A TAOEPB TEEN >> I WAS.
James: DID YOU WEAR THE GOTH CLOTHES.
>> FEATHER IN MY HAIR AND PAIR OF JEANS THAT WERE MORE HOLE
THEN CLOTH.
THEY WERE SO SHREDDED AND DANGLING.
THEY WERE SO DISINTEGRATED BY YOU KNOW, TIME AND SWEAT AND
MUSIC.
I HAD TO STITCH THE CROTCH TOGETHER WITH SAFETY PINS.
OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT BIGGING MYSELF UP.
THERE IS A LOT OF STRAIN ON THE AREA.
ONE TIME I WAS CROSSING A VERY MAJOR ROAD AND RIGHT IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE ROAD ONE PINGED OPEN AND ENTERED BY LEFT TESTY.
IY SEPTEMBERUALLY DID LIKE A RIVER DANCE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
MAJOR ROAD.
I LOST MY GOTH COOL.
THE FUTURE OF MY CHILDREN WERE COMPROMISED BY STEEL.
>> James: I FEEL THAT COULD BE THE FUTURE OF RIVER DANCE IF IT
WAS PER FORMED BY GOTHS.
>> PINS IN OTHER REGIONS.
James: THAT'S ANOTHER SHOW.
DAVID, HAVE YOU HAD A KHOEGTING CHOICE YOU COMMITTED TO.
>> UNTIL PRESENT DAY, ALL BAD.
I GROW UP IN ARIZONA.
BOILING HOT.
IT WAS CARGO SHORTS, K-SWISS, NO SOCKS.
ALLIGATOR SHIRTS WITH THE COLLAR.
THEN THE HAIR FULLY BLOW DRIED.
BASIC HEE ANY OUT FIT THAT GIRLS DIDN'T LIKE.
I WAS THE FAMOUS.
NOTHING HAPPENING, NOTHING CLICKING.
SOMEONE IS LIKE, WHAT ARE THESE PANTS.
I DEFINITELY NEED HELP.