She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
A little bird told me you're crazy about yams.
Oh. I actually loathe yams.
[laughing]
Because I've never had them prepared so magnificently.
Hey, Dad, I'm gonna have cheesy snacks for dinner.
That's cool, right?
N- [sighing]
Uh, but I think maybe it's a bean.
Is it? [gasping] Ooh, I said zit, didn't I?
I'm sorry, Nate. I didn't mean to call attention
to your ginormous pimple.
[sighing] That's okay, Chad.
Here, Nate, try some beans. I insist.
No, not cyst. I was trying to say-
Ah, blueberry meatloaf.
No, school can not afford blueberry,
so I use bowls of blue wicks instead.
[chuckles]
Mm mm mm. The blueberries are so chewy.
Mouth so dry.
Please tell me there's a cure.
So good, right?
Uh, in a spinachy golgi kind of way. Sure.
Marty's got himself a new job.
New job? I thought you just became a CEO.
Sweet.
Oh, man, I got seaweed again.
Cheese ball pit!
You're destroying the carpet!
Bonding.
Oh. Well, sorry to interrupt. Carry on.
Choo Choo. Who wants a num num num?
Hmm.
Ha ha. Oh, yeah.
Uh-oh. [vomiting]
Oh. [belching]
[laughing]
[grunting]
Oh, I didn't order escargot.
There's no more pizza.
What?!
Uh, don't worry.
I snagged you a slice. [chuckles]
You will never speak of what I had to do to get it.
[screaming]
[humming]
[screaming]
[laughing]
[screaming]
[groaning]
We still have Nate's slice. We can share it.
No, I want Jenny to have it.
It's very kind friend, Nate.
Thank you, friend, Artur.
Take that, you pizza stealer!
[gasping] Oh, my.
My vegetarian surprise has run away again.
But what about my birthday party?
- This is it. - Pancakes?
Hey, now, these aren't any old pancakes.
These are Chef Doug's chocolate chip pancakes.
Except we're out of chocolate chips,
so I used frozen peas.
Eat hearty.
Now, I'm sure you all remember the disgrace
that was last year's festival.
Galvin, my man, We've got this blueberry competition
in the bag.
Presenting Jefferson Middle School's blueberry entry!
It's beautiful,
It burns so good.
Any other fun symptoms?
[sniffing]
Actually, yeah. All my food smells like peanut butter.
Yep. Almost as cool as winning enough money to-
Now, DeeDee, what are you doing?
You wanna give yourself brain damage like Nate?
It's not so bad. That's how I got my gift.
And hey, bonus, my head finally stopped hurting today.
Dude, maybe you're cured.
Cured?
[sniffing]
Oh, no. This mystery meat smells like mystery meat.
[gagging]
Sorry, Nate. That was so rude of me.
Would you like a glass?
Chad, why are you being so strange?
I mean, you know, stranger than usual.
And why does the word ice crossed out on your ice maker?
Shh!
No, no, no. We don't say that word in this house.
I think it's fine.
[cheering]
Imitation is the highest form of flattery.
But you faked your identity.
What if you get caught?
Hey, we're talking about getting rich, Francis.
Money trumps ethics.
Time is up, little ones.
Oh, man.
Boo!
Nate Wright and friends, I am full of regret,
but I will need to receive my pork butt back now.
[sniffing] Delightful to the touch
is very good job of meat tenderizing.
No. I can eat all the greasy fast food I want.
Yeah, it just makes the pimple more powerful.
[laughing]
Nate, what are you doing?
I'm just spending some quality time with my fans.
[sighing]
Oh, yeah? Well, are they here for you or for your pimple?
[coughing]
Jealous. [coughing]
So painfully jealous. [coughing]
Sorry I, uh, I had something in my throat.
I was saying you're jealous.
Don't let that pimple write a check
that your butt can't cash.
Ew. Remove her.
No. You can't do this to me. I'm the queen.
The key to this succulent salad
is the tomato we will use for garnish,
and viola.
I'm Julia Child. Thank you for watching.
Dinner is served.
We're done eating, so...
You- You ate without me?
You were too busy doing your Julie the child thing.
Oh, well.
I'm more excited about our next activity anyway,
camp songs.
[laughing]
Psst. Zorra, it's Francis' birthday today,
Oh, his birthday?
Then I will prepare him some brain.
[laughing]
Eat up, my friend. It's good for you.
Nice try, Nate,
but I learned to appreciate cow brain
when I sojourned with my parents in Morocco.
Love a good frontal lobe.
There is something not quite right about these souffles.
Ellen, would you mind? I can't hear my inner feelings
of crushing panic and despair over here.
Hey, Dorkus, stop complaining
and let me borrow your mouth hole.
Nope. Not interested.
It's for your school.
I volunteered to help your teachers
with the big middle school bake off.
I mean, they need all the help that they can get
going up against...
Jefferson Middle School.
- Just taste it. - Nope.
- Come on. - No.
What is wrong with you besides the obvious stuff?
Look, I have a big test tomorrow and-
MM. Mm-hmm. Mm. Yeah, yeah. No.
Here's your problem.
You put in too much cream of tartar
and you let your egg whites get dry,
resulting in a distinct lack of fluffiness.
How do you know so much about baking?
Oh, yeah, you remember that summer
when I set out to discover
the secret of the world's most perfect cupcakes?
I did it.
Behold, the world's most perfect cupcake!
[laughing]
If it was so perfect, why didn't you save the recipe?
Well, the world is not ready for a perfect cupcake, Ellen.
I had to destroy it in my colon.
[creaking]
Ta-da.
[screaming]
Hey, hey, kids, it's me, your dad.
Dad, what are you doing?
You could have ruined my souffles.
They're okay. They're perfect. [giggling]
Slow and steady.
This cake is sweet.
There's only one thing missing.
Chad? Wait. Wasn't he just with us?
Chad was wearing my uncle's magic cape.
I bet it's a cloak of invisibility.
My uncle has some powerful stuff.
People don't just disappear.
It's not scientifically possible.
Uh, do you see him here?
What does your science have to say about that?
Teddy, maybe you should go call your uncle.
[groaning]
I don't know how you even got any inside you.
You've got to learn how to eat pizza like a New Yorker.
Up for a fresh round of 'za?
Bring it on.
Sorry, no pizza to go.
Our slogan is
"All-you-can-eat til you leave your seat."
I'm not planning to leave my seat.
Boom. Solid loophole.
So, thanks to me,
Wayne Canine will be doing a book signing
in Rockland, and I get to meet him.
I think that's great, Ellen.
If it's okay with you, I'd love to join.
[sighing] Okay, fine.
Just don't like be super weird about it.
All right, egg drop challenge take seven.
Don't break. Please don't break.
Yeah! All right! [squishing]
Huh?
Mm, omelet.
But your friend turns out to be useless.
[belching]
Worse yet, you get paired
with someone with ulterior motives.
Let's work together forever, my precious.
- Uh, [chuckles] - My boo needs a cuddle break.
[screaming]
Friend Ned, what is this?
Oh, this? Oh, it's- It's nothing.
Just a- just that I slaved away in my kitchen all night
baking you these delicious cupcakes.
Mmm.
Ooh, sorry, Nate, but I am super allergy
to cocoa bean.
Oh, no, no, no. Don't worry. There aren't any cocoa beans
in these, just chocolate.
Oh, you are funny, friend Nate.
Here, I finish your homework for four weeks,
so your comics you can focus on.
You didn't?
Ha ha, yes, because unlike you, I am a joke's not so good.
See you later.
[sniffing]
Ugh, it smells like someone stepped
in [unintelligible] bro.
[groaning]