[cracking]
Now, what would be in the best pizza ever?
Duh! Hot sauce!
♪ I love a little hot sauce On my pizza ♪
♪ I love a little hot sauce Yes, I do ♪
♪ But hot sauce isn't hot Without sardines, son ♪
♪ It just tastes Like a pile of sticky goo! ♪
♪ Some protein From a pile of worms ♪
♪ Some garlic, chives And marshmallows too ♪
♪ But wait a second, boo If you please ♪
♪ I'm missing The most important part ♪
♪ Cheese! A cheesesicle ♪
♪ I need my cheesesicle ♪
Ice Cream Kitty, give me a cheesesicle!
- Come on! - Meow!
♪ Kitty, kitty, kitty Kitty, kitty! ♪
♪ Kitty, kitty, kitty ♪
Ice Cream Kitty, give me a cheesesicle!
Are they ever gonna stop singing?
It sickens me.
[sniffing] Whoa! Ugh!
What is that repulsive smell?
If by repulsive you mean delicious, I agree. Dig in!
AH!
Doesn't it look sublime?
Wow.
- No. - On a diet.
None for me.
Your loss.
Where are you gonna get better, huh?
[gagging]
He can eat anything.
You take disgusting to a whole new level, bro.
Other pizzerias letting you down?
Try Antonio's pizzeria, now under new management.
But don't take our word for it.
Antonio's pizza is so good,
you'll want to obey its every command.
It's my new delicious master.
Obey the flavor.
Okay. That was crazy.
Right? Why eat Antonio's when you can have homemade?
[beeping]
Hello, Antonio's? Order for delivery.
What?
You ate the whole thing already?
No. Yep.
[burping] Ugh!
Ugh!
Whew! Made a little room in there.
Just go wait for the pizza guy, Mikey. And don't eat it!
Fine! I'm going.
I repeat, DO NOT EAT IT!
Hello? Is this the address?
Psst! Down here.
How much?
At Antonio's, the first one's free.
Whoa. How many times can you order the first one?
Hello? Pizza dude?
[grunting]
[screaming]
Mm. Smells delicious. So tempted.
Must eat pizza. But can't. Must eat.
No! The guys will kill me. Don't do it, Mikey.
Stay strong, bro.
Guys, pizza's here! Hurry!
Eat me.
No way. The guys will be ticked.
Eat me.
Wow. Even my imagination is hungry.
Wait a second.
Eat me! Eat me! Eat me! [screaming]
Get off of me!
[screaming]
Why are you doing this, pizza?! I've always loved you!
Help!
Eat me! Eat me! Come on! Eat me!
Taste my delicious blend of four melted cheeses.
Taste it. Taste it! Eat me!
I never thought I'd say this to any pizza,
but I will not eat you!
[screaming]
[grunting]
Look, is that a pepperoni?
Where?
[grunting]
[screaming]
Get off of me!
[grunting] Guys, help!
Don't you see what's happening?
We see you rolling on the ground covered in pizza.
Pretty much like any other day.
Wait. Is that the pizza we ordered from Antonio's?
Uh, well, yeah, but it's evil, I tell you.
Evil. Look!
Come on, pizza, say something. You're embarrassing me.