>>> LIVE FROM PICKLEBACK AUDITORIUM, IT'S THE 2021 BARFLY
AWARDS. WITH YOUR HOST MISSY SHOOS.
AWARDS.
>> WELCOME TO THE BARFLY AWARDS. THIS YEAR BEING THAT BARFLY HAS
TAKEN EVEN MORE DEDICATION, DETERMINATION, STRAIGHT BACK AND
FORTH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? WE HONOR THEM TONIGHT.
♪♪♪ >> COMING TO THE STAGE, SHE WON
LAST YEAR FOR LONGEST 2:00 A.M. STORY.
PLEASE WELCOME PEANUTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> OKAY, OKAY. OUR FIRST AWARD OF THE NIGHT
GOES TO WILDEST CLAIM MADE AT THE BAR.
IN YOUR LIFE, THERE'S GONNA BE SO MANY PEOPLE.
BUT HERE'S THE NOMINEES. HAVE NOTHING MONEY I HAD SEX
WITH A GHOST. FLIP RICK, I CAN RUN A
TWO-MINUTE MILE. >> I CAN, I JUST DON'T WANT TO
DO IT RIGHT NOW. >> PASTY CARMICHAEL WITH I SPEAK
FLUENT FRENCH. [ SPEAKING GARBLED FRENCH ]
>> AND SALLY O'FLAFFY, I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF A ROLLING
SUITCASE. I CAN SHOW YOU THE EMAIL.
AND THE BARFLY GOES TO -- HOLD ON.
I GOT THIS. HERE IT IS.
IT'S SALLY O'FLAFFY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE, THIS AMAZING.
EVERYBODY HERE PERSPIRES ME. I HAVE TO SAY, THE GUY, THE
YOUNG GUY, KNOW HIM? BUT HEY.
I MISS HIM. OKAY, BYE-BYE, LOVE YOU!
>> COMING UP NEXT, HE WON LAST YEAR'S AWARD FOR BEST STORY
ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER WITH LEFT HER AT THE BEACH.
IT'S TEENY PETEY RAMSINI. >> CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?
MONEY'S NOT REAL. NO, NO, IT'S NOT YOUR TURN, I'M
PRESENTING -- >> YEAH, BUT JUST STAND HERE.
>> THERE'S NO GOOD TIME, BUT YOU'RE MESSED UP.
>> THANK YOU. HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR MOST
BUMMER DETAIL. BIG JOHN, IT'S MY LAST WEEKEND
WITH MY FOOT. JUST MARGE, REMEMBER ME?
I'M YOUR FAVORITE TEACHER FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
>> LOOK AT YOU, YOU GREW UP. >> PEACHES, I'M 41 YEARS OLD.
AND SALLY O'FLAPPY WITH, MY HUSBAND'S IN THIS JAR.
WINNER IS? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, SALLY!
♪♪♪
>> AMAZING! I LOVE YOU!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON THIS AWARD!
PHENOMENON! I WANT TO THANK MY -- MY BIG
DEAD HUSBAND. BECAUSE HE WAS A PHENOMENON GUY.
OH! WHOOPSIE!
SORRY, DUDE! OKAY, WELL.
GOOD NIGHT! >> PLEASE WELCOME OUR NEXT
PRESENTER, WINNER OF THE FOREIGN BARFLY AWARD OR HOBBY,
NICK FLINT! >> OY, IF YOU'RE A SUPPORTER OF
MANCHESTER UNITED THEN THIS IS FOR YOU, WANKER!
HERE ARE THE NOMINATES FOR BEST BAR HOOKUP.
HIM AND HER. HER AND HIM.
HER AND HIM AND THAT. AND THE WINNER IS --
AH, THAT! ALSO NOMINATED TONIGHT FOR MOST
DESTRUCTIVE TRIP TO THE BATHROOM.
>> OKAY, GOOD NIGHT. >> LAST CALL, LAST CALL.
>> OH! >> OH, HEY!
>> COME ON, NOW! >> HEY!
>> GET IN HERE! >> THIS HAS BEEN THE 2021 BARFLY
AWARDS. YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO MIDTOWN
HUNG OVER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]