Oh, I remember these, I remember these!
Alright, cool, everyone ready?
What type of pasta do penguins eat?
Penguini.
I'm here all month.
Hi, how you doin'? My name's Daniel Kaluuya.
This is Snack Wars,
UK vs US,
for LADbible.
They're violating. On Twitter they violate us,
us London-heads, they call us "beans on toast people".
I think, yeah, they call us "the beans on toast lot".
There's more to us than beans on toast.
We got loads of stuff.
Alright, cool, so I just back it, yeah?
Alright.
Beans on toast. I'm more of like, aromatic.
I kinda add more onions and curry powder and-
Yeah, man.
A bit of garlic powder
and all kind of things there to make it a little bit-
so this is kind of like, I mean-
I used to do cheese back in the day.
I like beans, though.
I would have done cheese back in the day,
but,
um,
nah, I don't do cheese now.
So what, and then back this as well now?
What is this?
So it's marshmallow like, basically, in spread form?
American's have the craziest stuff.
I remember I went Coachella one time when we hitchhiked
a ride back, and I was in the car with this guy.
This is years ago, and then he was like,
"Oh yeah, they have grape-flavoured apples".
And I was like, right, what you talkin' about?
Exactly, yeah, yeah.
"It's called a Grapple".
Are you being for real right now?
Are you f**kin' out your f**kin' mind?
And then two years later, I was at Ralph's or something,
I saw grapples. I was like, nah.
Yeah, course I f**kin' did.
Well, I went, apple, yeah, and it basically tastes
like it's the texture of an apple,
but it's like grape perfume.
Alright, so then this is- alright cool, let's try it.
That's all right, bruv.
That's not bad.
I ain't mad at it.
I want to go for another bite.
I'll go for this one, yeah?
'Cause I love peanut butter.
That is crunchy as well. I love peanut butter.
But this is basic 'cause it has no aromatic, it has no love.
GM. It's just GM. They got so much GM stuff,
it's really fun.
Everything's fake.
The f**k is this?
Never seen this before in my life. Toxic Waste.
Lime, kiwi, grain. Alright, cool.
Alright, cool.
Alright, cool, Wine Gums.
I'm not really a Wine Gum man.
I'm more of a Jelly Baby man.
Myself.
Do you know what I mean?
But each to their own.
I went red but...
That's the thing about wine gums, this process is long.
I don't enjoy this, man. I'm trying to be here with you
all the time, man.
I'm just like...
Wine Gums, man. I hate these guys.
Oh, it's like a hard boiled sweet.
What is it?
What the f**k is this s**t?
People are weird, man.
That's some weird s**t. Nah, that's too weird, bruv.
That's too weird.
That's nah, nah, nah.
I don't even like Wine Gums, but Wine Gums.
That's too mad. Oh, there's kiwi!
Oh, let me try the kiwi one.
We gonna speed through this, innit?
Yeah, let me copyright that.
Butters.
S**t, Wine Gums.
F**k this s**t.
F**k that. Toxic Waste.
Exactly what it says, a f**kin' waste.
I didn't see the other one. What's that?
Kisses?
Hershey's.
Penguin, Penguin.
Yeah, but I haven't had it in years.
Haven't had it in years.
When I was at school, we used to sell chocolate bars.
I used to sell Triples.
You know Triples?
Triples and Gold bars. Remember Gold bars?
Used to sell Gold bars, 10p each.
on the Penguin.
Oh, I remember these, I remember these!
Alright, cool, everyone ready?
What type of pasta do penguins eat?
Penguini.
I'm here all month.
I like a Penguin.
The orange one used to be the one.
Penguin's a vibe.
Penguin's a big vibe.
Consistency, chocolatey.
I'm not doing this right, let me do it properly.
But I like that jokes are s**t. I kinda like that.
Kinda like that.
So this is Hershey's Kisses and that.
Oh yeah, they're supposed to make it easier.
A lot of chocolate.
Penguin.
Yeah, 'cause this is more, it's like biscuity.
Alright, ready.
Ready.
Why was the penguin's head so cold?
Because he was wearing an ice cap.
Hershey's, then.
I've heard of it, I've never tried it.
Where is this? Who does that, who indulges in this?
As a kid, so what happened, who did that to you?
So what, so what would he do?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Right.
What is Dandelion?
Kind of like in a restaurant, you know. Ahh.
You know how it goes.
Is this your childhood, yeah?
Boy!
B-b-b-boy!
You're right about that.
I bet you're true, I bet you're right about that.
Yeah, 'cause it's more E numbers.
Sometimes you need them E numbers.
You just can't be too civilized like that, you know.
This reminds me of Florida.
When I was a kid, we went to Disneyland.
We went to Disneyland and then we went to McDonald's,
so it's like McDonald's, but you can re-fill.
So then we got the thing and we just went crazy.
And the fries were like that big.
We just went crazy, and there was a root beer.
And no caffeine.
This one.
More sugar, yeah.
That one's better.
GMO, you know what I mean?
Genetically modified objection, you know what I mean?
It's incredible.
You didn't have any Wotsits,
that's what's the problem.
No Wotsits, no Nik Naks.
You ain't got Wotsits, ain't no Nik Naks,
you ain't bringin' the big guns!
You ain't bringin' the big guns, so it's like, what can you-
How you gonna have a Snack War
without Wotsits and Nik Naks?
And Monster Munch.
Come on, man. Come on, man. It's heritage.
You know what I mean, heritage.
Do you do it proper tradish, like this?
Don't do it, don't do it!
Oh, God, don't do it.
Do it, do it, do it.
Like that?
I got you.
Oh! God!