Ooh
Can you not refrigerator? Excuse me
Mac! (Bitch!)
So...(gay silence)
Back to this shit. hAha
Back to the old camera cause that new camera
is a b---- (Bootay Hoe)
Don't worry. You guys'll probably see it again once I, like, figure it out, because
That shit wasn't cheap. We gonna use it more than just pictures now, okay b---- (Bootay Hole)
Sorry I haven't posted in, like 2 weeks.
Most of y'all know this ain't gon' be the last time I'm apologizing for that,
let's be honest. You know me by now (LOL)
I was in Australia, if any of you guys care about that. (no)
I wasn't just, like, randomly not caring to post. Even though that was kinda the truth, because I was--
(We see your lips. We know what cha said.)
I did not. What? You did not. I'm bleeping that out.
NOW, BOOTY
I was in Melbourne, Australia for VidCon Australia.
yes
*in demonic voice* Fuck my drag, right?
I've never been, to Australia before, until then, it was really great.
I wanted to film there, but then I didn't have anything,
So you get me talking about it, and you just have to believe I was there,
and that I wasn't just sitting on that couch over there, doing nothing.
Also, the food is amazing in Melbourne.
Why don't you guys talk about that more often?
Like, you guys talk about your coffee, like 24/7.
Like you have good coffee or some shit.
BITCH!
I don't give a damn about coffee, okay? Coffee just tastes like coffee to me.
They also serve a sandwich with beet at their McDonalds'.
Apparently eating beets is an Australian thing, I don't know.
Are beets from Australia?
ARE BEETS FROM AUSTRALIA?
I'm too lazy to Google that shit.
Someone can tell me in the comments, if you want to! (Bootay Hoe!)
I missed this, you know? I missed filming. I literally haven't filmed for like, two weeks. I hate myself.
But now, here we are back in my apartment
wearing a stained-ass shirt, with some bootleg, cheap, Dollar Tree Halloween decorations right behind me,
and sitting on a box of Beanie Babies.
I'm sitting on a box of Beanie Babies, by the way. I don't think I've ever told you guys that.
Like, this is a thing that's been happening for the past, like, 5 months.
Every video you see me film in this room when I'm not on the floor, I'm literally sitting on a box of Beanie Babies.
That is a fact. I don't lie in this household.
Only thing I lie about is my weight, okay? (same) Y'all ain't gonna figure shit out there.
Wow, what an intro.
*gay silence*
SPEAKIN OF GOOD INTROS
SEGWAY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY!
Youtubers.
*gay judgement*
What the fU-
We all know of them, we all love them, and love to hate them, and don't give a shit about some of them.
You know exactly...
...
And- *sNIFF*
The number one thing that helps a Youtuber deviate from the rest of the crowd...
...other than...all the other shit...
is how they get their crowd hooked into their video.
Yes. I am talking about Youtubers' intros.
Is it a whale or is it just Mac? only God knows
So as some of you guys might know, I have been pretty out-of-the-loop as of late, recently.
I haven't been on Twitter for 2 months.
Apparently I haven't been on my computer for, like, the entire year, looking at my weird-ass uploading schedule.
Also, apparently I don't know how to look at the center of a camera half the time.
Cause in the majority of all my videos I am looking at the viewfinder
So, it looks like I'm looking at no one
or someone off to the side
maybe, I'm Marina Joyce (wow a new conspiracy theory)
maybe I'm kidnapped.
oh boy
(laugh)
Okay...so I'm not that well educated in every single Youtuber on this goddamn planet
if I was, I would probably... not have friends
All I know is that there is quite a big handful of Youtubers on this planet
Quite a big handful of them have very interesting introductions to their Youtube videos
Including, ya booTyHoLe
I literally scream my name in the beginning of each video.
Like that's the best I could think of at the moment.
*wheeze*
fUcK mY drAg rIgHt ??
(Noise)
I want to start doing those weird editing things everyone does (wtf are you doing with your hands Mac)
like those bulgy faces
I don't know how the hell to do that, okayyy.
I edit on a PC ... I don't edit on a Mac
I'm different , I edit on a PC
I usE SoNy VeGas PrO, I'm dIfFeReNT
i'M a diFeREnt kInD of yOuTubeR
I dOn'T dRiVe a tEsLa
i dIdn'T hAve A mUsIC cAreEr
i'M a DifFeRenT tYpe oF yOutUber
cinnamon challenge ?? nO thank you (protect ya body kids)
i'M dIfFEreNt (TRACK!)
so I've decided...because I'm SUCH a different Youtuber
I will show you guys all the ins and outs of you-tu-ber-ism??
(mac getting confused over his own words)
YEAH
so today we're going to be watching Youtuber's intros
and unpacking them
as to why the f***
I took to Twitter asking you guys if there were any YouTubers' intros
You guys wanted me to review
AND You guys
took it to yourselves to self promote
like a Booty Hole
Honestly, I am PROUD AS HELL!
That is the number one rule of Youtuberism
"Never miss a chance"
All you want is some Youtuber's suggestion
Well, booty hole, I made a video once TWO years ago
and you can make ME famous real quick
I get it I GET IT
So, first persons first, let's get through 'em I guess
khuh that was weird
Whenever I suggest like, "give me Youtubers"
This is the #1 person I always get
#1 person you guys want me to collab with
But I have no control over that
but, SHANE DAWSON!
You know, the King of Youtube right now
Honestly he can probably make a five-part series
out of him taking a shit
and it'd probably get 20 million views in the first day.
FUCK MY DRAG RIGHT?
i'M nOT MAd abOuT tHAt, I mean he deserves it, but like
...
Can I have like 2?
HEY WHAT'S UP YOU GUYS, YES
HEY HEY HEY WHAT'S WHAT'S WHAT'S UP UP UP YOU YOU YOU GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, YES YES YES
HHHHEY WWWWHAT'S UUUUP YYYYOU GGGGUYS, YYYYES
HEYYYYY WHAT'SSSSS UPPPPP YOUUUUU GUYSSSSS, YESSSS
HEY WHAT'S UP YOU GUYS, YES
YES, GUYS YOU UP WHAT'S HEY
HEY WHAT'S UP YOU GUYS, YES
SEY, SYUG UOY PU S'TAHW YEH
HEY WHAT'S UP YOU GUYS, YES
Kay. Great.
HAH HAH HAH
Where do we start?
As you see, he starts off exploding
He starts off getting your attention
Clapping in your face
Tryna signify to you that...
YOU
ME
YOU
M- YOU
He is your dad. And there're some times that he doesn't clap
That, to me, shows you that he's serious.
He's not melting those Barbies just for content
He's melting those Barbies for your HEARTS
kkhh-- hAAHAHA
HIGH ANGLE
OVEREXPOSED
I'M A FAN OF THAT
HEY WHAT'S UP YOU- what does it say?
I think it's "Hey what's up you guys"
but when you listen to it like five times in a row
it kinda sounds like he's saying
"Hey yo tubby guys" and honestly
he's talking directly to me
He also looks you straight directly in the eyes when he greets you,
meaning he is a FATHER.
It also low key sounds like he's saying
"hail to the gays?"
I don't know if that's just me
or I just- I just have biased ears or something.
cause honestly it's the truth that we shall all live to
HELL TO THE GAYS, YES.
#HELLTOTHEGAYS Y.E.S.
is it hell or hail? hail to the gays? idk u guys think for yourselves
yas
Hell to the GAYS.
*clap* Y E S
HAHAH
Also, if you didn't notice, same like three shirts were flashing through the screen this entire compilation.
I have not related more to anything more in my entire goddamn life.
I literally wear 5 shirts. That's it.
Honestly hell(o) to the gays.
Heyo tubby guys.
Hey what's up guys.
Yes, yes, and yes.
Check marks through all around.
That-that's it.
Next we have James Charles. Kay sis...
"Hi sisters!"
h I s I s T e R s
H̃ͪ̐҉̢̭̻̬ ̵̩̥̱̦̯̫̝̲̃̑̄ͥ̉ͩ͌̏͂͞I̢̳̲̪͉̊ͩ̔̀ͣͦ̎̿́̀ ̡̗͚͇̙ͬ͑͒ͅ
Kay-kay. Great. So, first of all--
What if I don't identify as a sister?
What if I wanted to be a brother? (ooh Mac turning the tables honeyyy)
Why you so sibiling---ist? (siblist?)
I am offended
hehe
H e y s i s t e r s
He says hi sisters.
It sinks you in, like oh--
He's friendly.
Oh, he seems nice.
O H, he calls me family.
o H, his eyelashes can fan me from a mile away.
You know, just simple things!
I just can't way to the day
James Charles just starts singing his name as his intro
like Jason Derulo does for every single song.
(g a y p a u s e)
Jason Derulo tries to sing
Was that mean? That was mean.
Jasssoooon Derulo
Great
Cute
Pretty
Big background,
Very bright
tHERES A fLY??
It's lit.
I totally forgot what I was going to say.
This is a great video, i'm so glad you're watching this still.
Also, there is someone singing opera in this apartment right now.
And she is hitting the longest note I have ever heard in my entire goddamn life.
At the same time-- SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M FILMING (Bootay hole)
sHES STILL GOINg
Since when do I live on a set of Family Opera, what the fuck?
Who's next?
So we can do Tana Mongeau.
Am I allowed to do Tana Mongeau?
*Nervous gay silence*
Are we allowed to still talk about this???
How are we feelin' about it?
Are we- Okay, were just going to do it for a second.
"Hi guys, it's Tana
M̝̻̝̜̪̦͎͕̓ ̴̢̦̇̌͂̏͒̒͂̀̚O̩ͥ̄ͯ͋̕ ̧̣͙ͮ͛́̀ͅJ̴̸̫͈͕͈̭̈ͧ͋̓͡ ̐ͩ̒҉̡̯͔͖̯̪̩O̴̠̼̅̃͒͠"
Great. We know who you are.
That's awesome.
*More gay silence.*
t O O S H B R U S h
Are we still mad at her?
Are we still mad? What's happening?
What's going on? What bandwagon am I supposed to be part of on this?
I want to keep my views, please.
Tell me how to work it.
Jacksepticeye intro for 10 hours. Dear Lord.
How many videos does this man have?
*WHAPOOSH* "Top of the morning to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye!"
Great, we get it, we understand, we've soaked it in.
So--
iS HE SLAPPING uS?
Waiiiit, I don't get it actually. Let's unpack that.
So, what i'm getting here is he's telling us--
...
bOOTAY HOle
Watch my shit.
Not by telling us, but by pimp slapping the SHIT out of us at the beginning of his video.
And saying something with an Irish accent.
Okay?
wIPISh
HEY WHATS UP YOU GO LADDIES! LETS DO THIS SHIT!
Wait what was it?
wIPISH TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTI-KAI!
That was a great---
That was so good.
I'm such a good actor.
My drag is wonderful.
Thank you RuPaul.
haha
Loud noise, screaming in your face, getting you hyped, telling you guys-----
heeeeeee
...
Honestly, probably has a lot of goddamn money.
Those gaming channels make bank.
Also, on top of that- Irish accent.
So like- ooh.
Yummy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Honestly we stan, honestly he's probably the youtuber I watch the most.
Let's be honest.
Him and Markiplier.
Because Markiplier can honestly *long beep* with his voice. I'm sorry. I'm bleeping all of that out.
So far, the one thing you guys have learned about becoming a successful youtuber in intros--
You've gotta be screaming, gotta have a very bright ass, kinda over-exposed camera.
Youtuberism 101 guys
You're welcome.
Very in your face, hand movements are important.
Clap if you want to *Clap* Clap if you need to. *Clap* Clap if you got to. *Clap*
And if not, slap them in the goddamn face.
Okay?
Okay, so this last one you guys have suggested like crazy.
I'm still getting notifications off the bat for this one person.
And her intro.
I don't even know who she is.
I don't even know... How???
*insert confusion*
It is... What happened??
Where was I going with that sentence?
But Jojo Siwa.
I know it's Siwa, but I just wanted to say Siwa just to freak you guys out a little.
Being like, "Mac doesn't know shit, h a h a!"
"He's so stupid."
*Depressingly inhale*
*Depressingly exhale*
I mean I am stupid.. And I might have called her Siwa before this video until someone corrected me right before I filmed this.
Shut the fuck up.
Yes that's right, there is another Jojo in this world.
Other than the one that told us to get out at the end of 'You and Me'.
And the one that went to clown school,,, in a circus.
Yall remember that kid show? Am I the only one? Was that a fever dream? Did that kid show not exist?
"Hey, guys! good morning to every single Siwanator who is out there in this entire little baby world, how’s it going today guys, good?
Is she speaking English??
*Dying inside*
What?! What?!?
*Laughter*
*g a s p*
What?!??!
Well, as you can see Jojo is very excited.
To have escaped the Sims.
Lowkey sounds like a Rugrat when the parents walk into the room, you guys remember those parts?
AUAGHAGAUAGAHHAUDGYAUAGHGAGDUG
Honestly fuck an intro, right? We don't need to understand it.
Ya'll don't even understand half the shit we're saying sometimes.
You know, we just gotta look cute.
How old is she? She looks really young so i'm not gonna like, talk more.
Just let her live. Honestly, live your best life. How many subscribers do you have?
Probably a lot more than me with that intro.
REBRGEBBVJHBFEVFEWBGVERJHVHJERUFBERULVRFLUERJVUEVFU
Okay i'm done! I'm done! Bye!
What did we learn today, kids? That i'm a bITCH. (Bootay-hole)
That I should be unsubscribed from. And go subscribe to Jojo Siwa! Honestly,
Tell me what she said in the intro. Honestly, comment down below.
What did she say?! What is her motive? Sounds very positive and very happy.
But I just am too old to hear in that frequency.
I'm gonna go plan my next trip to Australia. Because little to your knowledge, I am considered sexy in that country.
*sexy smile*
So ya bitch is coming back every year.
My name is Mac. You--
How do I end my video??
And don't forget to like, comment, share, and subscreebay BWAAA
oh my this one was a lot to take in