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I'm Ali Stroker.
The Arconia has a new celebrity resident,
which obviously means she's a suspect.
Here to discuss are Michael Cyril Creighton
and Da’Vine Joy Randolph.
Thank you guys so much for being here.
Thank you for having us.
So is the killer Amy Schumer?
I mean...
Absolutely.
-For sure. She is -Yeah.
Last season, Sting was a red herring.
Big red herring.
We are introduced to Amy Schumer and like we have a suspect.
She comes in with full gusto and she's like,
a little bit disruptive to the world.
Yeah, she gets Oliver right under her.
She gets him right where he, he's soft, you know, she like...
She’s super aggressive with him. She’s like come to my apartment.
Yeah. She knows what he wants though. Fame.
So she appeals to him that way.
Yeah.
So she’s obsessed with Jan and wants to play Jan.
-Yeah. -Right.
And she's doing all this character research, right,
so she's like, learning how to play the bassoon.
She's acting attracted to Charles.
By the by, is she acting?
Genuinely want to know.
Oh, that would be interesting.
Maybe.
She very well could have done it.
Yeah.
So let's play con here for a second.
There's that moment where Charles says
it's a classic guilty person move to show up
at the memorial of the person that you killed.
She doesn't show up at the memorial.
So if she was indeed getting the painting from the dumpster.
Right. That would have been during that time.
So maybe she didn't do it.
Maybe she really did get that painting from the dumpster.
Maybe she's not guilty.
But who looks at that painting and is like, it's too random.
Like, I don't know, if I was, if I'm taking out my garbage.
First of all, it was wrapped.
So you took the time to unwrap it,
you see it and you're like, yeah, I want that.
I don't know.
It feels so personal, you know what I mean?
The art just feels very personal that it's like,
that's way too convenient.
I’m with you.
That that was then in her house and she's like, isn't this me?
Well, being a fan of Amy Schumer is I feel like she
would be a fan of like a balls forward painting.
So if you were on the stand as Amy Schumer,
you're guilty. You’re on the stand.
Okay. This is the honor of my lifetime
to be Amy Schumer.
Here you are.
Hold on. Hold on.
Here you go.
-Make my mouth very tiny. -Get into it. Get into it.
Okay, perfect. Why did you do it, Amy?
I am an actor who believes in process.
And I am doing this Jan mini series,
whether you like it or not.
And in order to get under her skin, I had to kill Bunny.
Also, my favorite movie is Fatal Attraction,
so I just love killing bunnies.
Oh, my gosh. That...
-Oh, my God. -Did it feel real?
-That felt real. -No lie, I got chills.
Okay, Da’Vine. You're innocent.
Why does this jury think it's you?
You know, I'll just say one word and I think you'll get it.
Haters. And I think a lot of people
have been taking issue with,
I'm just going to say it, my success.
And they probably think that this could be a way
that they could take my empire down.
No, ma'am. I just had a kid, and baby I am back.
We’re like an improv troop right now.
Okay. Guilty Amy. How did you do it?
Well, Ali, I was doing an apartment tour.
I walked in the lobby.
I passed a very handsome man named Howard.
He definitely didn't do it.
As I was walking upstairs, I passed a woman,
Bunny, and she rubbed my skin the wrong way, I would say.
So I went up. I toured the apartment.
It’s beautiful, Sting, still smelled like Sting.
And I carry a knife with me everywhere I go.
And I found this woman's apartment.
I have a very strong sense of smell.
So I just followed her scent,
and I stabbed her a ton of times.
Told her a couple of jokes.
And then I left. And that's how I did it.
Are you telling the truth?
Ali, why would I lie? Of course I did it.
I'm a polarizing figure, and I like it.
I like get my hands dirty with blood.
I did it. And I'm not lying.
Okay. Innocent Amy. Are you telling the truth?
I am a comedian. It is my job to tell the truth.
I don't have time for this. I’m famous.
That was good.
-I’m trying! -That was really good.
I'm telling you, I think she did it,
but I'm really trying, guys, to push the innocence.
But I really think she did it.
Today, I think we have proven that Amy Schumer is a suspect.
She may or may not have done it.
I tried, Amy! I tried!