Hello everybody and welcome to the fourth episode of Ask Evan the only ask series on
youtube where you ask legitimate questions and I answer with illegitimate puns also if
a stray hair comes out in the middle of this video and you think its attractive you’re
inZayn.
Okay lets get started.
Can you make a pun out of the object closest to your left?
Well, supposedly puns about random objects candle the conversation.
What bands did you listen to growing up?
Hearts, hearts, hearts.
I didn’t actually listen to many bands as a kid, uh, i didn’t start listening to bands
till i was like sixteen or seventeen, and even then it was like Red Hot Chilli Peppers
and Reliant K.
But when I was a kid I listened to straight video game music, so Koji Kondo, Nobuo Uematsu,
and Yasunori Mitsuda.
Why did you get rid of the beard?
I love the beard?
I didn’t want to, it was an accident.
I tried to trim it and ended up shaving it.
Okay, shaved half of it off and i wasn’t just about to walk around with half a beard.
How can I incorporate something ‘Christmassy’ into my name?
Arianaway in a manger.
Right?
Weirdest thing a subscriber has ever said to you?
One time someone asked me of my underwear glows in the dark.
A bit weird, bit true.
What christmas movies have you watched this year?
Home Alone it’s my favourite.
However I just learned recently that British people don’t know what the christmas story
is.
You better watch that one you don’t want to Chrismiss that one, yeah.
How's the Dovan house thing coming along?
You should have said House the Dovan house thing coming along.
Uh, it’s coming along great were still looking, London’s very expensive the prices are not
flat at all.
What do you want for christmas?
I’d love to sink my clause into some American food.
Best dad dancing go.
Well you asked for it.
Whats your favourite type of cookie?
Samoas or Carmel Delights which are girl scout cookies.
I wish they had them in England cause those are my freaking favourite.
Weirdest British food you’ve ever had?
Well, besides mushy peas which you know peas are bad as it is why don’t we just mush
them up.
Sticky Toffee pudding, i like to keep my pudding like I keep my life, no dates please.
Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire?
Omega Ruby though I didn’t really think I’d like the legendary in this game that
much but it Groudon me.
Please do the youtube rewind dance you learned?
Thought you’d never ask.
Youtube rewind lets do this.
Highlight 2014?
Probably being in youtube rewinding teaching all my friends how to play Egyptian Rat Screws.
Can you raise one eyebrow?
Can I?
I can raise my whole forehead!
Have you ever told a pun and the other person didn’t get it and they walked away?
That happens to me all the time especially when someone doesn’t hear me but then someone
else in the circle they look at me and they give me that look of, I heard you, I got your
pun, You tried, you tried.
How do you keep finding events with free wine?
Thank you user AreDodieAndEvanDrunk, in fact people just invite me to these things all
the time an i’m like wine not.
Make up a pun on the theme of Space Dogs go!
I don’t ave enough time to planet so its going to be ruff.
Have you decorated you christmas tree yet mate?
Of course I have look right over there.
Here’s my christmas tree, it’s got a nice star on top Tyler Oakley, slay bell ring,
are you listening?
Do you like vegemite?
I’ve never actually tried it but vegemite try it when I go to Australia in March.
Do you put the milk or the cereal in first?
If you put the milk in first that cereal problem.
Why would you do that it’s just gonna cause splashes.
Make a pun out of my name.
If we hang out and I let you play my 3DS I’ll let you make Amy.
Not my best.
Do you think you can put on all your christmas jumpers at once?
Lets jump into it!
I am warm.
Christmas!!
Getting a bit hard to, yeah christmas!
Aye, I’m a dad.
Oh holy night.
Oh deer, I don’t know how i’m going to take these off!
It’s like a giant marshmallow.
This is my arms at my sides.
Yo whats up i’m a dad at the club, this is how i dance with my arms hung up.
Are you staying in the UK or do you have to move back?
I’ve worked somethings out and i’ll keep you guys updated but i’m pretty sure i’m
staying.
Do you like lasagna?
Yes I love lasagna, and lasagna is why I Bolognese, the G it throws me off.
Kay I just can’t get pasta, no no.
Would you rather lick Luke or have Luke lick you?
Well, that sounded like a tongue twister but i’m pretty sure that is Luke licked me he
would slobber a lot so i think i’ll do the licking, thanks.
How many chins do you have?
Tell us your best christmas pun.
What do you say if you get in a fight with one of Santa’s reindeer?
Comet me bro!
Comet, Come at.
Add ‘in my bed' to the last song you listened to.
Alone Together in my bed, I mean doesn’t sound so bad.
We can be alone together in my bed.
Seeing as you’re the snapchat king, what do you think of the new update?
I love it, it allows me to move text around the place and stuff that other people have
been able to do forever so, thank you snapchat thank you.
Favourite fob song?
Currently it’s Young Volcanos but it changes like everyday.
Any new collars soon?
Next week i’ve got a collar with Dodie lined up and then sometime later the twins.
When you do maths do you become Evan Edinteger?
No, i’m a real number, fake fan.
Is it safe to eat uncooked toast?
You breader not do that Sheldon Wortlebucket.
Oh, i’m so funny my mother Mrs. Wortlebucket would find this hilarious.
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Goodbye!
Hello everyone and welcome to the forth episode of ask Evan the only ass series.
I just said ass series.
I’m gonna start just twerking it up.
One time someone asked me if my underwear glue in the dark.
Glue?
Just i’v got glue in my underpants.
Can you please do the youtube rewind, why am I moving my hands?
What am I doing?
Hello , I am a showgirl.