This week's Music Monday is bringing Halloween earlyㅁㅁ
with BIGBANG's Monster
I'm gonna say this
I know that this is going to shock a lot of people
but this is my least favorite BIGBANG video ever
OH MY GOD~~!
OMG
Why are Simon & Martina so YG biased?
um... Didn't you hear what I just said?
I said I don't like this video
I said a bad thing about it. I don't like it
oh...
well....
I...
don't...
like your shirt
ugly
OUT!!!!!!!!
Whooh~
I'll get you troll...!!
Yah, that's right
I'm gonna say a bad stuff about a YG video
Amazing!!
Now, don't get me wrong
This isn't gonna be a bashing session or anything like that
This is still a really freaking cool video and exceptionally original
And if there wasn't my other experiences BIGBANG video
I'd probably love the video from Monster
But...
I just don't like it as much as other videos
I, however, really like the song and video
(Simon) Yeah, you would say that
I thought the emerge the gentle sound on a ballad
with the built up and beat of like an upbeat dance track
It really felt like Dae Sung, Seung-Li, and Tae Yang
were hitting on lot more high notes than they usually do
And I absolutely loved Sueng Li's part
from 2 minute on part where he's a lot like
"say that tomorrow~"
in his high pitched voice
And i really felt like GD and T.O.P
showed a lot of control in this song
because in the begin of it was kind of more like
sing song rapping
but when as the song built
that kind of returned powerful rapping style that they had
so I was very impressed by it
For me, I'll admit that I really like the chorus
The rest of the song just really didn't do it for me
Starting of with whispering, spoken word
is too much hipsterish for me
and this is coming from unabornifid hipster
got those spenders after all
and they are not even on my shoulders
My biggest beep for this video
is that it's a too much of a miss mash of artistic imagery
with little coherence continuity
Brown Eyes Girl's cleansing cream video for example
is both artsy and symbolic
and it had a story narrative that was able to stand on its own
I'd really love that about the video
BIGBANG's Monster... though..
is a calestascope of Wow cool..
along with
okay artsy ?...
forming a final combination of
I don't know what
And it also doesn't have a sustainable story within itself
It's like
whooh~ here's a cool shot of my glowing eyes
and here's a cool shot of me running very slow and then fast motion
and here's an artsy shot of me
standing still while the field is exploding around me
and then here's an odd shot of T.O.P standing taller than the mountain
with a girl between his legs
And then, here's an artsy shot of me in a snowy field
with a city scaper in the background
Sure, it's a cool video to watch
I'm a fan of coherence and focus
which this video lacked
It torched between a modeling video
and a symbolic video
and it didn't do just to either side
In my opinion, it might have been better as a magazine spread
than the actual video
WHAT?!
Come at me
VIPs
I ain't scared!!!
Now I see where Simon is coming from
But the customs were so awesomely done!
with the weird skin markings wasn't there
but suddenly they started growing onto the face
and the creepy glowing eyes
and also the awesome makeup
I feel like I was watching the Japan version of the BIGBANG
And also i think I'm like
90% sure that the red devil flying version GD
is actually what he's like in his real life
and the rest of the time he puts on makeup to look like his human
I'm on to you GD...
Perhaps it's my inner god speaking
But if BIGBANG stays like this with all
that piercings and crazy tattoos and weird look
I would be totally okay with that
and very happy
Except, T.O.P really has to loose that turtle neck
Because I really hate turtle necks on everyone
I HATE THEM!!!
I HATE TURTLE NECKS!!!
THEY MAKE ME SO ANGRY!!
ARGH!!!
TURTLE NECKS!!!
OK...46 across... 11 word for entertainmet in Spanish
soi....un..
Hi, sunshine~
Good morning
What are you wearing?!!?!
It's my turtle neck!!!
omg..
Give it to me
You're a monster! You know that!?
[cutting turtle neckts]
Who wants lunch?
I hate them!! They are so stupid and ugly looking on everyone!!
If I had one complaint about this video
it would probably the customs
I know that I just said that I like the customs and I did
but I felt like I was really distracted because there were
too many custom changes
I think two custom changes would have sufficed
But there was so much happening in that video
it was very difficult for me to stay focused
and figure out what time it was
and what was really going on
It felt like Tae Yang and GD
had like four different custom changes
but otherwise everything felt like a big miss mash
I don't know what was happening
and c'mon..
c'mon
Let's be honest here
What kind of monster have a extensive wardrobe, huh?
c'mon
I read Manga and watch animate
but people have the same outfit on for like four years so..
don't be telling be that they have that many customs to change into
ok we're all set up
You can send GD for his fight test that we are ready to go
ok, monster GD
We have your mannequin set up and everything is recording
just get started ..
recording??
Yah we have the cameras running...
no nobody said about recording
I'm wearing the same shirt as yesterday
no one cares about that
I can't wear the same shirt twice, hold on a second
Just stay where you are...!!
gone...he's gone...
okay just send in Tae Yang it's taking forever
ok Tae Yang, if you just can attack the mannequin
we wanna see your skills and..
Wait a second
What?!
I'm not wearing enough accessory
You don't need accessories
Be right back
No...he's gonna go get his jewelry now
OH.. OH GOD...
You know what just...let's go to SeungLi or T.O.P.. he doesn't accessorize
Let's bring in T.O.P
T.O.P do you need your accessories or anything?
Why would I need accessories?
You have your hat and cape , you good,lright?
I'm good.
Let's get started please. Just start attacking the mannequin
But that you mentioned it, my neck is feeling a little bit chilly
I'm gonna go get my turtle neck
oh...#%^&^
ok you know what? I had it!
We're bombing the facility
Bomb everything!! Bomb
My even bigger beef
the lamest with the BIGBANG destroyed the mannequins
Dae Sung actually does a good job
and I respect that
But then, GD comes up
and kicks the mannequin in the nuts..
That's a cheap shot bro,
there ain't no honor kicking some on in the nuts
And then T.O.P runs by wiggling his zings really quick
and hopes to notice that all he did was
pushed the mannequin over
MEGALAME
With T.O.P, I was hoping that we would finally see more passionate acting in this video
I know that he has it in him
but he's just not showing it in his music videos
So, we figured maybe in this video, Monster
in which you are monster
and there is explosion all around him
Maybe he wouldn't act a little less interested
T.O.P how in the F-bomb are you running out of a collapsing building
and still posing ??!?!?
All the other members are like
ARGH!!!
with real sense of panic in their eyes
But you are treating this like a GUCCI cologne ad
This is how you run out in a burning collapse building!!
OMG! We are all gonna die!!!
This is not how you run out of a collapsing burning building
[The English]
As for the English of the song we gotta say
5 out of 5 or 4 out of 5
We are still debating over one line
where Seung Li says either
you won't say that tomorrow
or you don't say tomorrow
if it's you won't say tomorrow
fine, that makes sense, 5 out of 5
But if it, you don't say that tomorrow
then, you don't make sense to me
I give you 4 out of 5
But jury is still out on that one
[the showdown]
For last weeks, man groping edition
we asked which man sexy groping video you prefer
Junsu in Tarantellgra
or Rain in Rainism
and this one was a really crazy one
but actually Rain won it!..
wow
Actually I love Rainism. it was one of my all time favorite video up there
so good job Rain
This week's Halloween edition,
we'll ask you which custom you prefer
BIGBANG in Monster
or TVXQ in Triangle
whooh there's gonna be an epic
Leave your votes in the comment or Facbook poles
then we'll announce the winner next week
Also thanks for all the VIPs whose got BIGBANG on first place in one day
But you didn't crush our server this time
because I bought more server space
and you can't crush us no more
Don't take that as a challenge, please
Don't threaten them
If there is a video that you want us to do for next week's Music Monday
leave your votes on the place where it only counts
Head on to eatyourkimchi.com/kpopcharts
and get voting
And I'm also sorry for Infinite's fans
we really wanted to review the spinning car video
but BIGBANG won
I wipe my hand clean and sorry
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Take it away monster Spudgy