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♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE BACK WITH AMERICA'S SWEETHEART JUDD APATOW.
I KIND OF ENJOY TALKING TO YOU OVER ZOOM BECAUSE THIS GIVES ME
AN OPPORTUNITY TO LOOK INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S ROOMS AND I FIND
YOUR ROOM VERY INTERESTING THERE.
WHAT IS THAT?
HAVE YOU READ ALL THOSE BOOKS OVER YOUR SHOULDER?
>> OH, YEAH, READ ALL THESE BOOKS.
YOU THINK I PUT BOOKS UP THAT I DON'T READ?
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE THAT'S YOUR GOAL.
MAYBE THAT'S THE NEXT BOOKS TO COME.
>> OH, NO.
THIS IS -- THIS IS -- YOU KNOW, THIS IS -- YOU KNOW, THIS IS --
YOU KNOW, THIS IS, LIKE -- OH!
THIS IS WHAT I DO.
I READ ALL DAY LONG.
>> Stephen: WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
WELL, HAVE YOU EVER READ THIS ONE, "THE DEATH OF TRUTH"?
>> Stephen: NOPE, I HAVE NOT.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
>> Stephen: YEP.
ABOUT HOW THE GOVERNMENT HAS CHANGED THE MEANING OF TRUTH
WHERE THERE'S NO TRUTH.
>> Stephen: WOW, LOOK AT THAT.
IF YOU'RE INTO THAT KIND OF THING.
I KNOW YOU DON'T REALLY LIKE TALKING POLITICS.
THEN -- >> Stephen: MERV.
THEN YOU SWITCH SWEARS TO MERV.
>> Stephen: WAS MERV YOUR MAN?
I WAS MORE OF A MIKE DOUGLAS GUY.
>> WHEN I WAS A KID, I USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO PEOPLE AND ASK
THEM FOR THEIR AUTOGRAPH.
I WENT THROUGH MY STUFF WHEN I WAS TEN AND I SAID, DEAR, MERV,
YOU'RE THE BEST TALK SHOW HOST IN THE WORLD, CAN I HAVE YOUR
AUTOGRAPH?
THEN THE NEXT PAPER SAID, DEAR MIKE DOUGLAS, YOU'RE THE BEST
TALK SHOW HOST IN THE WORLD, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: DO YOU GET BOOKS
ABOUT HOW TO RAISE YOUR CHILDREN AND DO YOU LET YOUR CHILDREN SEE
THESE BOOKS?
WE WOULDN'T LET OUR CHILDREN SEE THE TITLES.
>> NO, AT BREAKFAST, EVERY DAY.
( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS ANOTHER BOOK I HAVE BEEN
READING.
>> IT'S ALL TOO MUCH.
THIS IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN YOU WOULD EXPECT.
>> Stephen: DANIEL'S FULL -- STORMY DANIEL'S FULL DISCLOSURE.
>> DO YOU KNOW WHEN SHE GOT KNOCKED UP SHE SOLD SETH ROGEN
SHE JUST HAD SEX WITH DONALD TRUMP.
>> Stephen: DID SHE DESCRIBE IT OR JUST SAY AS A FACTUAL
STATEMENT, BY THE WAY, SORRY I'M LATE, I JUST HAD SEX WITH DONALD
TRUMP.
>> IT WAS LITERALLY A COUPLE OF DAYS LATER.
THAT MEANS IF THEY CALLED SETH IN FRONT OF CONGRESS, HE COULD
HAVE TOLD THE STORY TO PROVE THAT.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
I'M SETH ROGEN!
I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS A BIG DEAL!
SHE HAD SEX WITH A TALK SHOW HOST, WHO CARES?!
>> Stephen: TOTAL ORGASM.
NOT JUST THE NASTY BITS, YOUR ENTIRE BODY.
>> TOTAL COMMITMENT, STEPHEN.
I WENT TO THE THERAPIST.
I USED TO GO TO A THERAPIST GARY SHANDLING RECOMMENDED THIS
THERAPY.
I WENT.
I WAS GOING TWO YEARS.
I LOOKED IN THIS BOOKSHELF AND THERE WERE THOSE HE HAD WRITTEN.
HE WROTE A BOOK CALLED TOTAL ORGASM.
I SAID, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU SENT ME TO THE TOTAL ORGASM GUY!
HE SAID, I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THE ORGASM GUY!
>> Stephen: HE NEVER BROUGHT IT UP?
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW TOTAL?
>> HOE COMPLETELY COMMITTED ARE YOU?
( LAUGHTER ) THEN I ALSO HAVE A SECOND COPY
OF MERV.
>> Stephen: IN CASE THE FIRST ONE BLOWS OUT?
WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO?
ARE YOU MAKING THE MERV STORY?
>> DO YOU WANT TO SEE MERV GRIFFIN AS A KID BECAUSE THAT'S
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
>> Stephen: I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A PRINCE-LING LOOK AT THAT.
"THE KING OF STATEN ISLAND" PREMIERES ON DEMAND THIS FRIDAY.
JUDD APATOW, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.