- Hey guys, we just finished watching the latest
episode of "Married at First Sight,"
and there's a lot to talk about.
A little off the top.
What did you think of Michael's weird hobby?
That was so strange!
Very intense process, cutting this grass.
Cutting the hedges?
I think he's focusing on the wrong hedges.
What are you hoping to accomplish?
Just getting practice.
No one's going to stop and be like--
[INTERPOSING VOICES] - --and see your grass.
--oh!
Those are all the same length.
This can be the gift that we give to people when we
have our house warming guests.
I had never seen anything like this.
I'd rather smoke cigarettes backwards.
Stop!
Do you think Meka was buying it?
Meka's not buying a lot from Michael anymore.
Ah-- cool.
Done.
Look at that.
Bed time has been one issue for her.
She goes to bed earlier and I stay up a little bit later.
If that's your only complaint, you're doing pretty good.
Having different bedtimes in a marriage is perfectly fine.
When your wife says, I want to go to bed early.
OK?
You know, hey!
- You got to go to bed together. - Mm-hmm!
I feel like it's just like the crucial part of a relationship.
I know!
It feels so weird if I went to bed before you.
Yeah, I'd just say, OK, baby, have a good night!
It's so weird.
Hey.
I understand where she's coming from.
You know, I would prefer to go to bed at 10:00,
you'd prefer to go to bed at 1 o'clock.
That's-- you know.
12.
I go to bed at about 12.
Right.
When [INAUDIBLE] goes to bed late, I fall out
and spread all over the bed.
It bothers me because when I get to bed finally,
she has the whole thing taken up.
I like going to bed with you.
You, too.
I love you.
Love you, babe.
I would love for us to be able to communicate better so we can
really get to know each other.
WOMAN: Clearly, we are just--
don't even know what to think of this couple right now.
I felt for sure they would not re-commit.
I didn't think Brandon's stubborn ass would.
I just need to know that I can trust you.
Taylor and Brandon surprised me.
I didn't think he was going to come back.
WOMAN: I thought they were done, honestly.
Yeah, I mean--
Cause Brandon looked over it.
He looked done.
I was shocked.
She's a pretty girl, and I think he'd be silly to at least
not try his very best.
I mean, as long as we can continue to work on ourselves.
I'm willing to keep on it.
They said-- they actually had a conversation.
They talked about their issues.
Honestly, I don't feel like it's going to go anywhere.
I just feel like they're both done with each other.
I don't know if it's going to work.
It might-- it might implode.
WOMAN: There's always a chance, though, there's
always a chance.
I mean, do you think there's hope?
I mean, you think they can do it?
I'm sure people thought that about us, how vulgar we were.
But, you know, I say there's always a chance.
There's always a chance.
Do you want a family or do you want
to fulfill all of these dreams?
All I'm asking you is not to [BLEEP]
say no before it even happens!
If somebody told me that I was incapable of doing something,
I would actually get really, really mad.
My feelings would get hurt, cause
I will be damned if anybody tells me
what I'm capable of doing.
What's wrong with having dreams?
You have so many!
Dream destroyer.
The dream succubus?
You know what?
MAN: I thought that made her really look terrible.
If I was her spouse, I probably would have been out,
because I am a big dreamer and I do believe--
you may not agree with what I'm doing, but try to support
me as much as you can.
I have never not been supportive.
That's not necessarily true.
And let's not even talk about the fake
cheerleader stuff because, [BLEEP] I'm not with that.
Sometimes, you gotta fake it till you make it.
I don't want you to have dreams and be successful,
so if you could just get in this dog kennel
and stay here until I get home.
WOMAN: Let me know when you figure out what you do want.
What, you want to castrate him, until he has no dreams?
No.
They're really turning me off, big time.
I was just like, yeah.
I don't even know if I can be in her boat anymore.
Yeah.
I agree.
Look at that!
I think it was a very half-assed sleepover.
I think he was just doing it just
to get everybody to shut up.
I think I'm going to go in the other bedroom.
OK.
Good night.
I was like, ohh!
Yeah.
I don't say this a lot about a lot of people,
and he's probably not a [BLEEP],, but that was a [BLEEP] move.
You was supposed to move in after week one!
And then you come in, acting like you're
going to make this big effort?
It's no--
And then you move in to the freaking extra bedroom.
Pastor Cal called it, though.
He said, like, are you just going to look like the good guy
by staying here?
Can you give her that?
Yes.
Sir, with all due respect, I don't even believe you!
Let me get a Pastor Cal real quick.
[LAUGHS]
I feel so bad for Mindy.
She just needs to kick his ass to the curb.
He thought that he was going to come on "Married at First
Sight" and get his little fame, and people
were going to think that he was just the greatest thing
and just America's hottest guy.
But really and truly, everyone thinks that he is just
America's biggest douche bag.
Good for you, man!
All right, that's all we have for tonight's
episode of "Couple's Couch."
Thanks for watching and we'll see you next time.