It's just a little ol' Krabby Patty smothered
in jellyfish jelly.
I call it a Krabby Patty with jellyfish jelly.
Could I try some?
Sure.
Amazing.
I've got to tell someone about this.
♪ Hey all you people Hey all you people ♪
♪ Hey all you people Won't you listen to me? ♪
♪ I just had a sandwich No ordinary sandwich ♪
♪ A sandwich filled With jellyfish jelly ♪
♪ Hey, man ♪
♪ You've got to try This sandwich ♪
♪ It's no ordinary sandwich ♪
♪ It's the tastiest sandwich In the sea ♪
[scatting]
♪ Yeah ♪
No, I'm talking about the sound of a hungry customer.
He doesn't want to eat us for being lazy,
he wants to eat us because he's hungry.
Fellas, leave this to me.
[chuckles]
Here you go, sir. A King Size Ultra Krabby Supreme
with the works, double batter fried on a stick.
Thanks.
Barnacle head.
Pardon me?
You forgot your mayonnaise.
Thanks.
Cake time!
Don't worry, I always carry a spare.
Oh, no you don't!
♪ I'm right here to stay When I'm old and gray ♪
♪ I'll be right in my prime! ♪
♪ Living in the sunlight Loving in the moonlight ♪
♪ Having a wonderful time! ♪
[music playing]
What do you think of this, Mr. Krabs?
I call it Krabby Pâté. Classy, huh?
Serve it while it's hot, Patrick.
SpongeBob, were those jewels on the patty?
This is gonna be a heavenly day.
Oh, I almost forgot, Bon-Bon.
Hello there, heaven's little wonder.
Take me on a chocolate vacation.
Woo woo woo woo woo!
[groaning]
[bluegrass music playing]
[mooing]
[bluegrass music playing]
[buzzing]
Ah. There is nothing better than the taste
of natural jelly from a jellyfish.
Patrick, isn't this place amazing?
[mumbling]
Here's your chum nuggets, buddy.
[belching] Oh. I almost forgot, your chum kabob.
Uh, I guess you don't come down here for the food anyway.
You come down here to admire the subterranean splendor
of the Chum Caverns.
That and the gift shop.
Oh, that's right, Patrick. The gift shop.
Oh, no, I was wrong.
Looks okay. Sure is a fine looking pizza.
Yeah.
What's that? Is that the cheese?
Yeah.
And the pepperoni?
Yeah.
Oh, looks good, huh?
I am a culinary genius, no?
Here you are, sir, the specialty of my house.
Roast salad a la Squidward.
[gasping]
Cool.
Mr. Krabs! This wiener tastes just like a Krabby Patty.
Maybe we can add them to the menu.
I'm not impressed.
[knocking]
Good afternoon, sir.
Could we interest you in some chocolate?
Chocolate? Did you say, "Chocolate"?
Yes, sir, with or without nuts?
Chocolate? Chocolate?! Chocolate?!
Patrick, what brought you here?
Two words, SpongeBob, na...chos.
Two words, Patrick, get lost!
What's that?
Oh, no you don't, Patrick.
You stay away from my backstage p- Huh?!
Okay, Mr. Krabs, prepare yourself.
Don't bother sitting down cause you'll just stand up
when you see this. Ta-da!
Great Barrier Reef, that patty's spoiled!
[laughing] Mr. Krabs, it's not tainted meat,
it's painted meat.
Pretty patties available in six designer colors.
[snoring]
Who took my blue blankie? Huh?
This is the secret stuff? Doesn't look very promising.
Oh, just taste it already.
[sniffing]
Well, the smell doesn't make me retch.
Hey, that ain't bad at all.
It's actually amazing.
[shattering]
This is gold in the form of chum.
Squidward, my friend,
you'll be the toast of Bikini Bottom.
This recipe is going to make you a star.
A star.
Just look at my unfinished painting.
And my unfinished symphony. [shattering]
And my uneaten strudel.
My strudel!
Just tasted like pie to me.
It's a strudel, you barbarian.
Just look at those pastry layers.
Oh, yeah.
Ooh, fortune cookies. Vague prophecies baked
into delicious bite-sized snacks.
These cookies can see the future, Gary.
Which means they knew we were hungry
even before we did. Let's eat.
A great fortune has fallen upon you.
[gasping] Did you hear that, Gary?
The fortune is true.
Come on, Stovey, pop that corn.
Get ready, Gary!
Incoming!
Meow.
Whoo hoo! That's delicious.
Wow.
Here's a fresh batch of cookies.
Alright.
Rewards, huh?
Well, yeah. There's...
Let's see. We, uh, we went over the jazz.
Grandma, I'm full.
Here you go.
Hot from the oven and full of lovin'.
Ooh. Oh, hot, hot, hot, hot.
Wow, this is great.
So, how do you feel, kind of cranky?
- No. - Sort of surly?
Mm-mm.
Jackpot. Ice cream sandwich.
[humming]
Here you go, gentlemen, two brand new patties.
Hmm.
[gasping]
Step right up and get your new improved patties.
How you doing over there, Gary.
Meow.
"Send in the box tops...
before eating all the cereal"?
Gary, you are a genius.
Hey, how's that new executive treatment sandwich treating you?
Cause it's hitting all the quadrants
of my hunger markets.
Mm, quadrants.
You know, it reminds me of something
I was saying about business the other day.
The satisfaction earnings of the fourth quarter
of my lunch are off the charts. [laughing]
And I love the way it tastes. [laughing]
And business, my friend, is the business
that I'm talking about.
Well, one can't have business without business, right?
Interesting point, Marv. How's your sandwich?
Oh, absolutely spectacular.
This new menu item is a business plan
I can really get behind.
I tell you, this is one dynamic little sandwich
with levels of proactiveness that are off the charts.
Business wise.
It really appeals to my demographic.
Well, you are an executive in the fast paced world
of business.
[chuckles] That's for sure.
These guys talk funny words.
Oh yeah, they're a riot. What can I get you?
I guess I'll have one of these business sandwiches
everybody's talking about.
Ah, the Executive Treatment.
Is that what you call it?
Well, that's what Mr. Krabs makes me call it.
It's really just a Krabby Patty that costs more.
And SpongeBob wears a different tie
when he makes it.
Oh, wow! I'll take seven.
I'm so hungry I could eat anything.
I could eat an entire sponge...
[screaming]
cake.
I was just going to share my golden sponge cake with him.
It's got delicious cream filling too.
[squealing]
One large sea fries.
And I hereby award the golden cornucopia to...
Please try a delicious Krabby Patty.
What's this, a late entry?
[dinging]
Nature Patty?
Mm, Krabby Patty.
Oh, this is the most complex, organic, irresistible flavor
I have ever had the pleasure of tasting.
The winner is the Krabby Patty.
Oh, excuse me, sir. That's not the real Krabby-
Quit your truthin', boy. We won.
[cheering]
The Krabby Patty won. It won.
Yes.
[groaning]
What?
We could use more fire hose.
One fire truck lemonade!
Oh. [whimpering]
- Here you go. - Yum.
[shattering]
That's delicious.
Howling rings are a scream.
[howling]
A little different but I like it.
This is our latest product.
It's pure grease on a paper plate.
I'll give you points for honesty.
SpongeBob, get those seven orders
of Wow Soup out to table three pronto!
We got to keep these customers happy
or Plankton will steal them back.
Are you planning on ordering today, sir?
I'll have a Krabby Patty.
How original.
And with extra onions.
Daring today, aren't we? One Krabby Patty, extra onions.
One Cryin' Johnny coming up!
First bun, then patty, followed by ketchup, mustard,
pickles, extra onions, lettuce, cheese,
tomatoes and bun in that order.
One Cryin Johnny up!
Whatever.
From our menu tonight, might I recommend
the Krabby Newberg?
We take the finest cuts of aged, imported kelp,
stuff them with herbs from our garden, wrap them
in parchment with our award winning shallot tapenade,
slow roast them for six hours in our wood fired,
clay filled oven or Kiva,
and serve them with a garnish of wilted coral
on a mahogany plank.
Oh, this is fantastic.
Thank you sir.
Hello, Patrick. What's up?
I was gonna give you this ice cream, but it melted.
Instead, I got you this hearty handshake.
Oh, I love hearty handshakes,
but not as much as I love ice cream.
Care to join me?
Whoo hoo!
[dinging]
One patty, the right way.
[cheering]
It's a thing of... beauty.
What's so great about a Jim Patty anyway?
Eh, it's okay.
Wow. That was amazing.