IF CHRIS CHRISTIE THOUGHT THAT JOINING DONALD TRUMP'S
CAMPAIGN WOULD LEAD TO HIM GETTING A LITTLE BIT OF RESPECT
FROM THE MAN, HE APPARENTLY DOESN'T KNOW HIM AT ALL.
I CAN TELL YOU, WITH CARRIER AND FORD AND NABISCO LEAVING
CHICAGO, THEY ARE MOVING TO MEXICO, I AM NOT EATING OREOS
ANYMORE -- NEITHER IS CHRIS.
YOU ARE NOT EATING OREOS ANYMORE.
NO MORE FOR EITHER OF US.
DON'T FEEL BAD.
FOR EITHER OF US.
BUT I WILL TELL YOU WHAT, FOLKS --
THE RAUCOUS LAUGHTER THERE.
HE IS SUCH A DICK.
THE WORST PART WAS, DON'T FEEL BAD, CHRIS.
FOR EITHER OF US.
WE KNOW YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, THAT IS WHY I
SAID IT, BUT I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
FOR EITHER OF US.
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE DID TO MEGYN KELLY.
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT, ARE YOU?
YOU ARE THE PROBLEM, NOT ME.
IT IS WONDERFUL TO SEE CHRIS CHRISTIE SO THOROUGHLY DEMEANED.
NO DEMOCRAT COULD HAVE DONE THIS TO CHRIS CHRISTIE.
HE DID IT TO
HIMSELF.
HE IS LIKE, YES, SIR, I WILL SERVE YOU.
MR.
TRUMP,
WHAT DO YOU NEED?
OKAY.
TAKE SOME OREO COOKIES, HE SMASHES IT INTO
YOUR FACE.
FATSO, YOU WILL NOT EAT THIS ANYMORE.
AND EVERYBODY
LAUGHS.
THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR JOINING A BULLY, LICKING HIS BOOTS.
NO MORE OREOS FOR YOU, JUST DONALD TRUMP'S BOOTS.
HE IS GETTING PAID WELL, THAT SPEECH WAS AT A FUNDRAISER
TO CLEAR HIS CAMPAIGN DEBT, WHICH DONALD TRUMP WILL PAY OFF.
AT LEAST HE GETS THOSE GOODIES.
WHAT A POLITICIAN WOULDN'T DO FOR MONEY.
IT IS AMAZING THAT CHRIS CHRISTIE WOULD HUG OBAMA AND GET
EVERYBODY TO HATE HIM BECAUSE HE DID THAT, AND HERE HE IS HUGGING
TRUMP AND GETTING THE REST OF THE COUNTRY TO HATE HIM.
HE
MAKES SURE EVERYONE HATES HIM BEFORE HE LEAVES AND HE'S SUPER
DIMINISHED.
FOREVER AND EVER, HE WILL BE DIMINISHED BECAUSE OF THIS.
AND HE SHOULD BE.
THREE STRIKES AND YOU ARE OUT, WHEN HE STOOD BEHIND TRUMP IN
THAT FAMOUS PRESS CONFERENCE, LIKE -- AND THE FAMOUS JOHNNY
IMPERSONATION OF HIM, HE LOOKS LIKE SUCH A HENCHMAN.
THE ONLY
THING HE WAS MISSING WAS A TRACKSUIT, LIKE A GOOMBAH FROM
JERSEY.
GO GET 'EM, DONALD.
EVERYONE LISTEN UP TO MR.
TRUMP.
THE SECOND ONE IS WHEN TRUMP WAS CAUGHT ON MIC SAYING, GET ON THE
PLANE.
GO HOME.
YOUR USEFULNESS HAS COME TO AN END.
AND NOW, NO MORE OREO COOKIES FOR THE FATSO.
DON'T WORRY, FOR BOTH OF US.
HE ALSO DID IT WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO RIP ON JOHN KASICH FOR
NOT SPENDING ENOUGH TIME IN HIS HOME STATE.
HE SAID, HE SPENDS
MORE TIME IN NEW JERSEY THAN CHRIS CHRISTIE.
AND CHRIS
CHRISTIE IS SITTING RIGHT THERE.
I'M SORRY, CHRIS, I HAD TO DO
IT.
RIGHT IN HIS FACE.
RIGHT IN HIS FUCKING FACE.
BUT HE REMINDS ME OF THE MOB MOVIES, WHERE THE MOB BOSS GETS
TO RIB THE UNDERLING, AND THE UNDERLING HATES IT BUT HE HAS TO
SIT THERE ANYWAY AND KISS HIS RING.
EVERY TIME HE DOES SOMETHING, HE IS SAYING, CHRIS, GO GET YOUR
SHINE BOX.
THAT IS WHAT HE IS SAYING.
WONDERFULLY DEMEANING OF CHRIS CHRISTIE.
A FITTING END FOR HIM.
I WANT SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO HAPPEN TO DONALD TRUMP NOW.
YOU THINK IT IS AN END, DONALD TRUMP HAS A GOOD CHANCE OF
WINNING THIS ELECTION.
IF HE DOES, CHRIS CHRISTIE -- HE COULD
BE VICE PRESIDENT, WHICH IS AMAZING, BUT I THINK HE HAS
DEBASED HIMSELF SO MUCH THAT EVEN TRUMP FEELS SICK LOOKING AT
HIM, I DON'T THINK HE WANTS TO CAMPAIGN WITH HIM, BUT IT IS
STILL A POSSIBILITY.
BUT MOST LIKELY, HE COULD BE ATTORNEY
GENERAL.
THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL JOBS IN THE COUNTRY.
AMONG THE FOUR MOST POWERFUL PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY, AND THAT
WOULD-BE HENCHMAN -- MAYBE AT THAT POINT HE GIVES UP ALL THE
PRETENSES AND START WEARING THE SWEATSUIT, LIKE, I'M THE HEAD OF
THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT.
I LICKED HIS BOOTS BUT I RUN THIS
PRECINCT NOW.
IF HE DOESN'T MAKE HIM ATTORNEY GENERAL OR VP, HE COULD
MAKE IN THE HEAD OF THE DEPARTMENT OF SHUTTING DOWN
TRANSPORTATION.