- Hey y'all. Nico Tortorella here.
Star of the new Walking Dead: World Beyond.
I am here with BuzzFeed today
to read some of your thirsty tweets.
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"I had a dream I was in a serious relationship
with Nico Tortorella.
Imagine my disappointment when I woke up this morning."
Dreams as the best, right?
We can live out our full fantasies.
I have a lot of dreams.
"Nico Tortorella's smile is so beautiful.
I'm dead. Dead and gone."
Turned into a zombie.
RIP, I'm coming for you.
That's not in the tweet. I was just continuing.
"Watching make it or break it.
Nico Tortorella, I wanna make emo babies with you. Hearts."
Y'all throw back, make it or break it.
Razor sharp. I missed that show.
That was the beginning of it all.
Let's make some emo babies.
I feel like all babies are emo babies, right?
"Every time I see Nico Tortorella on TV,
I consider selling my soul to marry them."
You don't have to sell your soul to marry anyone.
Hold on to that.
You're gonna need it for the marriage part.
Trust me. I'm married.
You need some soul.
"Nico Tortorella is my sexual orientation."
Honestly, same. I agree.
This is my sexual orientation.
This is my gender identity.
It's complicated and nuance, but isn't everybody's?
"Nobody. Not a single soul.
No living organism.
Me: Nico Tortola and I are actually together.
They just don't know that. Skull face"
(chuckles)
Well I know now.
Let's maybe go on a date first. See if we vibe.
You can go from there.
I may be married, but I'm still available.
Got a nice little arrangement over here.
"Excuse me as I like all of Nico Tortorella's
hairy chest and beard Instagrams."
That may take a minute.
So you are excused for the day.
Free that hair, no matter who you are
or where you lie on the gender spectrum.
We all have it but only some of us are supposed to shave it.
Y'all let that hair free.
Honestly, it's so much hard.
"Oh man. Younger TV is so good mates. I'm definitely..."
Oh, this is in an English accent.
"Oh man. Younger TV is so good mates.
I'm definitely not just watching it
for Nico Tortorella's abs."
You know, abs are not it.
They're not all of it.
It takes a lot of (beep) work to get some abs
and it's like, is it really ever worth it?
I don't know. Love your body no matter what it looks like.
"I would love to be in the middle of a Razor-Damon sandwich.
#MIOBI"
These make it or break it throwbacks.
I am here for this.
A Razor-Damon sandwich. That sounds delicious actually.
I'm here for that footlong.
"I want Nico's orto..."
Nico's Ortorellas.
I can't even say my own name.
"I want Nico Tortorella's arms to squash me like a walnut."
(grunts)
I'm here for it. Come here.
Come here, my little walnut.
"I actually can't watch Nico Tortorella
without getting wet."
(clicks)
I'm wet right now.
"Google disclosure: How to get Nico Tortorella
to sit on my face?"
It's not that difficult.
I'm kind of a demisexual.
I need some emotional attachment
before I just go sit on someone's face.
But I'm very emotional.
It's not that difficult for me to get emotionally attached.
Are you emotionally touching me now?
I'm emotionally attached. I love you.
Next.
"I would pay Nico Tortorella money to literally spit on me."
Y'all, I feel like this was written before the new world.
You know, the pandemic, the revolution, the election.
We're not spitting anymore.
"Sorry for being crude,
but Nico Tortorella can murder my vagina."
(sighs) I hear you.
I guess I just never really understood this saying.
Like murder my vagina.
Was Amanda Bynes the one that really brought this phrase
to the zeitgeist?
I don't wanna murder your vagina.
Can we just hang out a little bit.
Me and your vagina can hold hands.
I don't want to murder it.
That's just too much for me.
I feel pressured. I don't work well under pressure.
"Nico Tortorella, more like (beep) me."
Now see, that's good. The timing.
You can't write this (beep).
Well I guess you can. Cause someone did.
"Nico Tortorella can punch me in the face,
spit in my mouth, fist me and all of that.
Anytime! Any day!"
I feel like I have to take some of these jewels off
for this.
This could hurt. (sighs)
I'm ready. Again with the spitting.
"Nico Tortorella my bussy is ready."
I feel like that wet ass bussy is like...
It's a real thing. I'm ready.
"I genuinely want Nico Tortorella to curb stomp my hole."
Y'all, Google that or don't. Whatever you're into.
Curb stomp my hole. See what you come up with.
Let me know.
Find me on Instagram.
Send me that DM of what you find out.
Curb stump my hole.
I love you. You nasty ass mother (beep).
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