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Welcome to "A Little Late with Lilly Singh"!
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Now, as you may have heard, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
was recently cancelled.
Victoria's Secret has always been
a little out of touch.
Despite being a company that designs clothing for women --
let's be real -- it's really for men.
Their ads show sexy, half-naked supermodels
rolling around in bed, hiding behind some curtains,
and just straight up pushing their boobs together
in front of a white background.
Now, over the years, they rejected models
for being too curvy or having natural hair.
And the skin tones rarely went darker
than the shade Olive Garden Breadstick.
And the list goes on.
So, this year, after a senior executive
made discriminatory comments,
the catwalk finally ran out of lives.
Those Angels finally went to heaven.
Well, now that the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
has ended, everyone at "A Little Late"
thought it was time to launch a new, more realistic one,
featuring real women in what they actually wear to bed.
That's right -- it's time for the first annual
Victoria's Truth Fashion Show.
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I am so excited to see this year's show.
Let's get it started right now!
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It looks like we're starting off with a classic sleep look --
the baggy T-shirt with no bottoms.
She's straight up Winnie the Pooh'ing it.
It's comfortable, it's cozy, and it's easier to take a leak
in the middle of the night.
Give it a round of applause. Work it! Yes!
Now, this next bedroom look is from the House of Targét.
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Loving it because her mother-in-law makes
everyone put one on for a family photo.
I'd say sweet dreams, but that flannel does not breathe,
so sweat dreams.
Whoo!
Yes!
Oh, people are really going to be talking about this look.
A woman who deals with sleep apnea
does not have time for anything but comfort.
The sweatpants are from her college boyfriend,
but they fit perfectly if she just rolls them
three times at the waist.
And while the mask may not help with her sex life,
her snoring is finally under control.
Here's an absolute essential piece for any wardrobe --
the onesie!
It's the perfect look for when
you're okay with your partner cuddling
but there's no way anything freaky is going to happen.
And in case the outfit didn't make it clear,
she's also wearing a night guard so she can literally say...
-"Not gonna happen."
-And if you're thinking, "That's not a night guard,"
you're right.
It's a mouth guard she got from Sports Authority
for her TMJ, because the one her dentist recommended
was not covered by insurance.
Oh, yes!
I am loving the intricate layers on this next design already.
She got a great deal on a basement apartment,
but too bad there's no key.
She could easily tell her building manager about it,
but he never responds, and who wants to call?
That sounds like too much work.
Just wrap that comforter tight around you and -- aww! --
you're a brrrr-ito.
Yeah!
Here's an unexpected look on the runway. Whoo!
It's the woman who sleeps fully nude.
No matter what temperature it is, she can't fall asleep
with a single stitch of clothing touching her body.
She tried it drunk once and has never looked back.
Now she greets each day like a fresh thing.
What a fun surprise for her roommates.
Work it!
Is this from the sportswear collection?
No. She put this on at 8:00 a.m. this morning,
and 14 hours later, she has still not gone to the gym.
The good news is, what's comfortable for yoga class
is just as comfortable for bed.
All you can do is try again tomorrow,
and, hey, you're already dressed.
Get it! Ooh, yes!
We have our grand finale in sleep fashion.
She's beauty. She's grace.
Or at least she was.
It's the woman wearing the exact outfit she wore last night!
Whoo!
Our model got too drunk at the club
and didn't have time to take anything off
before passing out next to a full glass of water.
She's already 20 minutes late for work,
so she's got to throw on a new top
and hope she can scrub the stamp off her hand on the way there.
Give it up for her. Whoo! [ Cheers and applause ]
Let's see all of our Victoria's Truth models again.
They're really setting the bar for 2020 fashion.
And it's so nice to watch a fashion show
that doesn't make me hate myself.
Thanks to all the models. Yes!
You're doing amazing, sweetie. Work it!
Unh! Unh! Unh! Unh! Unh! Unh!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
That was our Victoria's Truth Fashion Show!
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