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-I thought I'd share some of my favorite #MyDumbInjury tweets
from you guys.
Here we go.
This first one is from @scarr257.
[ Laughter ]
-Scarr. -Scarr, yeah.
-Well, first of all, his name is Scarr.
-I know. That's what I'm saying, yeah.
-He says...
[ Laughter ]
It's like, "Oh, uh, pain, pain. 'Joy and Pain,' Rob Base."
-"Arthritis."
-"Limping. E.R. E.R.?"
This is from @Mander9696. He says...
"Go get help, boy!
Get out of here!"
-At least somebody won.
-This one's from idgeddes7. He says...
-Leaving a trail of blood.
-This one's from @JordanPhillie. He says...
[ Laughter ] -Dumb or the best?
-Kind of, actually. That's pretty cool.
-If you've got to have a scar.
-Yeah, everyone likes Santa Claus.
-Ask Scarr257. He knows. -I know.
This one's from @GregMaxwell85. He says...
-[ Imitates zapping ]
[ Imitates zapping ]
-This one's from @KristenRose124. She says --
-Hey, Jimmy. -Hey. Whoa! Hey.
[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪
Hi. -Steve.
-Judd Apatow. Judd Apatow.
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Hey, buddy.
It's nice to see you. What are you doing here?
-You know, I heard about your hands,
and I was just worried about you
and I just wanted to check up on you.
-That's very, very nice. That's very, very cool of you.
-And, also, I thought this was
an incredible marketing opportunity.
'Cause, well, I got a movie coming out, "Trainwreck."
Are you guys gonna go?
[ Cheers and applause ]
And it opens tomorrow night, but I think you can go tonight.
Manohla Dargis loved it.
-Okay, good. -Yeah.
And I thought, you know, you're kind of
a human train wreck, right?
-Not really, but, yeah, I guess. I mean...
-And this is a lot of ad space. This is a lot of ad space.
So I thought, because it looked so weird and white,
we'd put that right there.
-Uh-huh. -Okay?
-Yeah. -And now sit down.
-Okay.
-And then, for the rest of the show,
it looks better and it promotes the movie.
Look. Put that out of the way.
[ Laughter ] -That's the "Tonight Show" logo.
-And then, like, when you interview people,
just scratch your chin a little bit.
-Like that? But I don't do that.
-And then you can fix the eyebrows
every once in a while during the show.
-Fix my eyebrows? That covers my whole face.
-Wait. Hold on a second. -[ Laughs ]
-Alright, anyway, I'm so glad you feel better.
I hope it sticks.
-I didn't say I didn't feel better.
-Bye! -Bye, Judd.
Judd Apatow. [ Cheers and applause ]
I didn't say I felt better.
He didn't even let me answer to see if I did feel better.
-[ Laughs ]
There you go. Perfect.
-Gosh. -Make sure it's straight.
-[ Laughing ] Gosh.
Uh, this one's from @KristenRose124.
-What did she say? -She says...
-Oh! [ Laughter ]
You just -- yeah. That's --
-At least the wig didn't start humping her.
-That's true. -That would've been weird.
-Or did it?
-This last one has a picture, you guys.
It's from @JordanRayHalsey. He says...
There you go right there. There you have it.
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-Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
"WhyImSingle" stories from you guys.
Here we go.
This first one's from @RickyP3rd. He says...
-Oh!
RickyP3rd. -Yeah.
This one's from @Sweaty Betty.
[ Laughter ] -Well, there you go.
-No, that's not the reason. -Oh, I'm sorry.
-That's not the reason why she's single, no.
She says...
[ Laughter and applause ] [ Laughs ] What?
This one is from @tidewoddergirl.
She says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
I like this -- -My eyes!
This...
This one's from @Keirstinyo. -Yo!
-She says...
[ Laughter ]
What? -"New Brittany."
-You're the new -- You're new Brittany.
-Oops. You did it again. -Oh, gosh.
[ Laughter ]
This one's from @ninjamandr1221.
He says...
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That's kind of brilliant. -Genius.
-That's kind of genius. -Yeah.
-[ Chuckles ] God. -Like a trough.
-Yeah, I love it.
-Yeah... -Yeah, exactly, yeah.
This one's from @itsShyyyyyyyyyy.
She says...
He's like, "No, do you have the date?"
-No... -Do you have the date?
Oh, God. -"Date." Oof.
This last one's from @GrampaBerty.
-Ohh. -She says...
Oh, there you go. Oh, my God.
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-Here are some of my favorite
#MySiblingIsWeird tweets from you guys.
Here we go.
This first one's from @aberlean. She says...
[ Laughter ]
-She thinks she's gonna catch him on that episode?
-They had the perfect marriage.
Or did they?
-He was living a double life.
-It was a fun cruise...
[ Laughter ] -Until they discovered --
-Until they discovered the first deck.
[ Laughter ]
This one's from @missgreenwalt. She says...
-Is that weird or smart? -That makes sense.
It's smart. It's not weird. It's smart. Yeah, you're right.
-Bleep-blurp! -This one's from --
[ Laughter ]
Bleep-blurp was what an alien -- -That's what aliens say.
[ Laughter ] -I don't think so.
This one's from @robin dechant. She says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
On an all-new "Dateline"...
-Under his bed was a thousand...
[ Laughter ] ...bunny heads.
-Yeah, some chocolate, some real.
[ Laughter ]
This one is from @bailliepaige. She says...
[ Laughter ]
-She's 38.
-She's 38 years old.
This one's from @BrettAdkison. He says...
[ Laughter ]
It was honest, man. -Yeah. God bless her.
-This one's from @JimmyShadwick. He says...
[ Laughter ]
You just gave away his secret identity.
-Elmer's glue.
-Oh, this is a good one. This one's from @MMHarter.
She says...
[ Laughter ]
-How weird!
It looks like all those presidents, man.
[ Laughter ]
-This one's from @godiyperry. She says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
-In some cases.
-That can't be right.
-No, I don't think that's true. That's probably not true.
-No. This last one is from @wes pace.
He says...
[ Laughter ] Ta-da?
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