[growling]
Oh.
Mikey, have you lost your shell?!
Hiss puss and tut tut, my good man.
You're not listening to me!
Did you just slap me?
I was calming you down.
Why would that calm me down?!
[crying]
It's good to see you, too, Michelangelo.
She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
Isn't she the only girl you've ever seen?
Turtle p- Oh.
[clearing throat] Sorry. Get him.
You mean he could be there, or there, or there? Or even-
Ow.
[screaming]
[gasping] Chris Bradford's on here.
He'll be my first friend.
Ooh, what if I turn myself human again?
I wonder what I'd look like. What up?
We were never human to begin with, genius.
We just turned back into turtles.
Oh. Good. [gasping]
[chuckles]
So you really are a real, living, breathing Kappa.
So cute.
Those weren't my exact words, but-
Thank you, Donnie.
[groaning]
[grunting]
Again, what would Donnie have done?
All right, victory dance.
Mickey.
Or... maybe later.
Ah! I love the show so much.
I wish they were real and we were fake.
[gasping]
Wait, what if we are?
What did you expect, a big ground ball
with a lit fuse that said bomb?
No, but this is-
Boy, I sure hope this argument goes on
for another four minutes and 15 seconds.
[laughing] No. Yes.
So cool. Look at that.
It's like a triple layer [unintelligible]
Ooh, yeah!
[unintelligible] feel like batteries.
[screaming]
I present to you the cosmic ocean of Varuna.
[gasping]
It's so beautiful.
It's... It's... a worm. Definitely a worm.
[buzzing]
Sweet. So this is what school's like.
Oh, yeah! Ice Cream Kitty away!
Very funny, Mikey, but the joke's over.
Get up, you bum.
[groaning]
He's alive, but totally zonked out.
[screaming]
My plus one ring of awesome didn't save me.
Avenge me. Avenge the beloved elf.
[grunting]
I'll make it worth your while.
I won't take your hand and smash it against the-
Okay, okay, thank you, Raphael.
[screaming]
[grunting]
The most interesting fish in the world.
[grunting]
Tiger Claw is tracking me.
I told you!
[groaning]
T. C. R. I.? They're behind the crank plot?
- The invasion? - The Olympics?
What was that?
A new Olympic event.
[grunting] Ow.
Whoa.
One pizza gyoza coming up.
I'm going to explode?
Like a massive zit.
Ew.
No.
He was the protector of the king.
[kissing]
Mikey, you're the bee's fleas.
Those aren't eggs, Mikey. They're ninja smoke bombs.
Shut up.
Ow. Dude.
I think he's mad at you.
Wow, that stinks for someone who's afraid of roaches.
Irony. Got it. Thanks. So are there any more surprises?
He has a saw?!
Aw. Look how cute.
[shrieking]
Raphael.
Mona... lisa?
Huh?
[meowing]
Everything okay, Mikey?
Yeah. Yeah, it's cold. I mean, cool. Everything's cool.
How do we stop this thing?
How am I supposed to know?!
[screaming]
Why are you doing this, pizza?! I've always loved you!
Help!
What did you say? I couldn't hear.
I said... "I'm sorry!"
Hey, that comics in mint- Uh! Near mint condition.
Don't mess it up.
Yeah, I'll be fine.
In that case-
[laughing]
You got beaten up by a monkey?
You learned some new moves since I last saw you. Whoa!
I could teach them to you, one on one.
I would love that.
When I'm done, a piece of you is all that's going
to be left.
How many times have I told you I assumed it was over?
Ah!
Children. Children. We have to go.
- Hey, guys, what up? - Shh.
You're not just a mutant, Donnie.
You're my mutant. [kissing]
I understand. Nothing.
I can be anywhere.
How do you stop what you can't even see?
[groaning]
Let's just call him Justin. Oh!
[groaning]
Raph's right. It is my fault.
[screeching]
[screaming]
Ah!
What?! What's wrong?
It's Polka. Make it stop! Make it stop!
Thanks.
You mean April told you?
You mean your girl friend?
I'm almost a full on kunoichi.
Oh, yeah.
Got to be quick if you wanna be hanging
with the ninjas, dog.
[grunting]
Butt cannons? It has butt cannons?
[growling]
We'll compromise. I'll lead.
You don't even have ears or a nose.
What?
Let him read your comics once in a while.
Mikey!
Ow.
[laughing]
Delish.
Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit!
[beeping]
[crying] No!
This is the third time you've messed the place up
in a week.
Whoa! Sensing Leo is kind of strict.
Space rabies?
[screaming]
Either I'm wrong about the camo
or I'm about to fight a ten-eyed monster.
Uh! I was wrong about the camo!
Make your own. Make your own. Make your own.
[dinging]
My restaurant was never that popular
until I invented these for you.
[burping]
Ah, right in my face. Really?
[screaming]
I'm good at this. I just have to fight without thinking.
Wait a minute. How do I fight without thinking?
Oh, no. Now I'm thinking about not thinking. Oh.
Dr. Prankenstein strikes again.
[growling]
Dude, you should see your face right now.
[chuckles] You look so mad.
So awesome.
I love being a turtle!
[gasping]
Check it out, Super Mikey Brothers.
AH! Uh. Get it off! Get it off!
Where'd it go?
[shrieking]
[grunting] Oops. Sorry, my bad.
[groaning]
[unintelligible]
Oh, come on. He's a pussy cat,
who likes to grab your face and shake you like a rag doll.
[chuckles]
[thundering]
Right. Let's move.
[screaming]
Sensei, we know you're trying to protect us,
but we can't spend
our whole lives hiding down here.
Hmm. You may go.
If I could just get the stupid door open.
Have you tried this? [beeping]
No!
Donnie, switch us back right now.
Oh, I'm sorry, Casey. I mean- I mean, April.
[screaming]
[groaning]
You finished the antibody yourself,
and you were just pretending to be one of us?
Yep.
But, that's smart.
Yeah, it is. Just call me Dr. Einstein... Instein.
[groaning]
Oh. I forgot to mention it may cause drowsiness.
Ah! Found him.
Go ninja! Go ninja! Go!
[chittering]
[screaming]
- Cockroach! - Crawlanoid!
[screaming]
[screaming] You guys blowed up!
Mikey, calm down.
[growling]
[screaming]
Okay, okay, just... give me a minute.
Oh? Fine.
[speaking foreign language]
[groaning]
[laughing]
[groaning]
Guys, stop!
[grunting] Huh?
[groaning]
Oh. [growling]
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
[meowing]
Ah! Ow.
Hasa!
[crunching]
[tinging]
Smooch!
[roaring]
That's it?
After all those adventures, he just bites it?
What kind of anti-climate ending is that?!