???:It's Raping Time(HC=My Response)
Toad:Somewhere Beyond This World Is ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toad:ARE YOU READY?
(Toad acting like a retard)(HC:Dafaq?)
Peach:B*tch SHUT UP!!!
(Toad is sad)
Peach:Thank you
(Continues Screaming)
Toad:My name's Toad!
AND I LIEK SPAGHETTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you want me to make you macaroni??????? (HC:Toad GTFO of there!)
*Fleshy Knife Stab*
Mario:Yippee! Letsa go!
Lalala hmm hmm
(Montage of a daily day happens)
Bowser:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *Explosion*
Mario:Mama-Mia!
(HC:Merio u fool! he's ded!)
Mario:Mama-F*cker!
*DED* By:Heavy
Luigi:OHOHOHOHOHOHO
Mario:Luigi!
*Sob sounds*
Dr. Mario:He's ded
Luigi:OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
*Unknown Mario Language*
SMG4:Ok I Guess that makes sense
(Best barricade evar!)
Cue lights!
*Sob* (HC:Stop being a cry-baby Luigi)
*Window breaks*
Luigi:Wha?
Luigi:Uh Somebody?
Luigi:Okie dokie look out! *They see me rollin*
Luigi:Im sick of this shit! *They hatin*
(HC:Time to man up!)
Mario: Get in my belly!
Luigi:OHOHOHOHO
Mario:Mama-Mia
Ohohoho
Mario:Luigi?
Mario:You wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?!?!
WAHAHAHA
(Jumps through window)
Mario:Oh brother mama-mia
Luigi:Help me...
(Laughter)
Luigi:Stay back i got a chainsaw!!
*Totally convincing chainsaw sounds*
*Chainsaw runs out of power*
Fleshy Knife Stab again
Toad the priest:Here lies Luigi!
(HC:IKR)
Mario:Get that mother fucker!!!
*Police attack Peach*
Yippee! Yippee!
FNAF-Like security cams
(HC:O shit
Lakitu:Oh wat? Oh WTF
(Feddy Fez Boar going 2 get U)
Lakitu:Yeah Ice Cream Yeah *Glass breaking sounds*
*Explosion followed by insane laughter
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wario:Who you think you are buster?
WOW! munymunymuny I love muny haha
*Crappy flute playing*
Waluigi:WAH Waluigi no win this time
Woah Ho! come on letsa go!
Wah? woahohoh woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Steve takes a dump)
Steve:UGH Fine
(Toadsworth in a crappy disguise)
DED Not Big Suprise
Toadsworth:SunuvaBi-!!
(News guy talks about current events)
*Drunken talk*
(Retarded speak)
*Fist Bump*
Mama-F*cker!
(HC:WTF?)
Bowser:I am invincible! Invicible!!
OOOOWWWWW!!!
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN
Mario:This is stupid
Kill him kill him kill him oh my god! kill him!
HOLY SHIT WHAT DO I DO?
IDEA!
BowserBot:Bitch do I look like I care? NO
WOAH!!!
CrappyBowserBot:Wat is up F*G my name is Bowser and I am going to tickle ur *can't tell wat he said*
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(Some song plays)
UH O
Retreat!!!!
Admiral Ackbar: IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!
Peach:Im sorry mario
Bowser: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
BOOM!!
(HC:O Shit you guys are on your own)
IT'S HIM!!!!!!!1!!1
Mario: Woah!!
(Flashback initiate!)
Mario: Happy bertday to you OH HO!
Enzo was triggered and now wants to murder SMG4 and Mario
(Flash Forward)
Mama-Mia!
1337 Police: Staaaaaaaaahp! Riiiiiiiight!! Theeeeerrrrree!!!!
Enzo:NO!
(HC:STOOPID! STOOPID!)
SMG4: Oh Shit!
*Feddy Fez Boar music plays*
SMG3 to the rescue!
MISS!!!
SMG4: NO!!! Mario: YOU BLEW IT!!!!
(HC:How nice! give a murderer present before you die!)
1337 Police:Bullshit!!!
Enzo: What the fuck?!?
1337 Police: STAHP RIGHT THERE!(Times 3)
1337 Police: Bullshit!!!(Times 3) Freeze! Drop the gun in ur pants! STAHP RIGHT THERE!(Times 3)
*Machine Gun Fire*(HC: I think this is going a little over board)
Enzo: Aw Crap!
1337 Police:*Smosh madness* *Seagull sound from Nemo* Enzo:RUN BITCH RUN!!!
Mario: Okie dokie
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO