>> Greg: DO WASHED UP CELEBS
LIKE DEBRA MESSING REGRET GIVING
SLEEPY JOE THEIR BLESSING.
SHE WAS THE STAR OF WILL AND
GRACE, VOTING FOR BIDEN LEFT HER
WITH EGG ON HER FACE.
SUDDENLY I’M HUNGRY.
CNN REPORTS FOLLOWING THE
SUPREME COURT’S OVERRULING OF
ROE V. WADE, DEBRA MESSING AND A
BUNCH OF OTHER ACTIVISTS
RECENTLY JOINED A CALL WITH
WHITE HOUSE STAFF THAT TOOK TIME
OUT UPDATING THE RESUMES BUT
ACCORDING TO PEOPLE ON THE CALL,
MESSING WAS A MESS.
"SHE SAID SHE’S GOTTEN JOE BIDEN
ELECTED AND WANTED TO KNOW WHY
SHE WAS BEING ASKED TO DO
ANYTHING AT ALL, YELLING THERE
DIDN’T EVEN SEEM A POINT TO
VOTING."
OTHERS WONDERED WHY THE CALL WAS
HAPPENING.
SHE WASN’T THE ONLY ONE CONFUSED
LIKE JOE HIMSELF TRYING TO
ANSWER HIS STAPLER.
ACTIVISTS WERE GIVEN BIDEN CLIPS
TO SHARE ON TIKTOK, THAT’S THE
APP THAT CHINA USES TO SPY ON
IDIOTS.
IT’S AS ORGANIC AS A TWINKIE BUT
THEN BRIAN STELTER WOULD TRY TO
EAT IT.
UP THE CREEPS THAT ELECTED JOE
ARE NOW LOSING CONFIDENCE IN HIM
AS CNN ADMITS SOME OF THE
LOUDEST MEMBERS OF HIS PARTY ARE
WONDERING IF HE’S EVEN EQUIPPED
TO DEAL WITH EVERYTHING
HAPPENING AROUND HIM.
CHALLENGES LIKE THE WAR IN
UKRAINE, CRIME, INFLATION AND OF
COURSE THE WORST THING, CLIMBING
STAIRS.
I WONDER WHAT JOE HAS TO SAY
ABOUT ALL OF THIS.
>> LOOK.
DEBRA MESSING, I DON’T NEED HER.
WILL AND GRACE, SHE WASN’T EVEN
THE BEST PERSON ON THAT SHOW.
IT SHOULD’VE BEEN CALLED WILL
AND THAT OTHER GAY GUY.
I’M FUN, THEY’RE FUN, ISN’T THAT
WHAT IT MEANS?
LOOK AT THEIR PARADES, THEY’RE
HAVING A BLAST.
SOMETIMES WHEN I TALK TOO LONG I
WHISPER AND NOBODY REMEMBERS
WHAT I SAID BEFORE THE WHISPER.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: DEBRA MESSING
BELIEVES SHE GOT JOE BIDEN
ELECTED WHEN EVERYBODY KNOWS IT
WAS ALYSSA MILANO.
SHE’S THE BOSS.
>> I KNOW WHEN THEY ARE HAVING
THESE TROUBLES, THEY BRING
CELEBRITIES TO THE RESCUE.
IS ANYONE SURPRISED THAT THE
PERSON WHO CAMPAIGNED FROM THEIR
BASEMENT COULDN’T FILL FIVE HULA
HOOPS WITH PEOPLE IS NOW HAVING
A PROBLEM RUNNING THE LARGEST
COUNTRY IN THE WORLD?
IT’S NOT SURPRISING TO ME.
>> I FORGOT ABOUT THE HULA HOOPS
HOOPS.
>> Greg: THOSE WERE THE GOOD
OLD DAYS.
WHY DO YOU THINK THEY ARE
PANICKING NOW?
>> THEY SEE A CATACLYSMIC LOSS
IN 2022 AND -- GOOD, SOMEONE
APPLAUDED.
>> Greg: IT MAY HAVE BEEN
JOE BIDEN.
>> IF YOU THINK ABOUT HOW THIS
LINES UP, CAN HE DO IT, CAN HE
RUN IN 24?
PEOPLE ARE JUMPING OFF THE SS
BIDEN AND THE LOSS IN 22 IS
GOING TO CONFIRM THEY NEED TO
DUMP HIM OVER THE SIDE.
>> Greg: DO YOU LOOK TO DEBRA
MESSING FOR YOUR POLITICAL
GUIDANCE?
[LAUGHTER]
>> NO.
I TOLD YOU THIS WAS GOING TO
HAPPEN.
>> Greg: YOU SAID IT LIKE SIX
MONTHS AGO.
>> BIDEN WAS NOT THE END GOAL.
IT’S NOT THEIR PLAN, THEY HAVE
EMBODIED AND EXCITED THE WRONG
PART OF THE SOCIETY, ALL BECAUSE
IT’S PART OF THEIR PROGRESSIVE,
WOKE AGENDA AND BIDEN WAS A
MODERATE AND THEY NEEDED HIM,
BERNIE COULDN’T DO IT BY
HIMSELF.
THEY WILL BLAME EVERYTHING ON
HIM AND NOW THEY WILL GET THE
CELEBRITIES TO COME FORWARD AND
SAY HE’S WRONG AND EVENTUALLY
WITHIN THE NEXT TWO MONTHS THEY
WILL BE TALKING ABOUT HIS
CAPACITY TO UNDERSTAND AND STUFF
AND WE WILL HAVE A CHRISTMAS
PRESENT FOR EVERYBODY, GET THE
BOMB GOES BECAUSE IT WILL BE
KAMALA, IT WILL BE ALL BETTER.
WATCH, BET.
>> Greg: BONGOS MAKE ARE
TOTALLY -- YOU PUT BONGOS BEHIND
WHAT SHE SAYS, EVERYTHING IS
AMAZING.
>> I WOULD INVEST IN BONGOS
RIGHT NOW.
GET THEM OUT WHEN SHE COMES ON,
YOU WON’T BE AS SAD AS YOU
THOUGHT.
>> Greg: IT’S LIKE WHEN YOU
PLAY DARK SIDE OF THE MOON WHEN
YOU’RE WATCHING "WIZARD OF OZ"."
>> YEAH, I’VE DONE THAT.
>> Greg: THAT’S TRUE.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS?
DO YOU THINK THIS IS NORMAL?
>> NO!
IT’S NOT, I THINK ALL OF THESE
DEMOCRATS ARE TALKING ABOUT WHAT
BIDEN SHOULD BE DOING, THEIR
EXPECTATIONS ARE WAY TOO HIGH.
THEY SHOULDN’T BE, IT’S NOT
ENOUGH FOR HIM TO JUST GIVE ONE
SPEECH AND DISAPPEAR BUT THEY
FORGET THIS IS A GUY WE ALL SAW
CARRYING AROUND A NOTE CARD THAT
SAID YOU TAKE YOUR SEAT.
IT’S LIKE IF YOU’RE DATING A GUY
WHO WAS AWFUL AND HE CHEATS ON
YOU ALL THE TIME AND HE HATES
YOU, WHAT HE SHOULD DO IS GIVE
YOU YOUR DREAM PROPOSAL, WE NEED
TO REALIZE THIS IS A LOST CAUSE
AND MOVE ON.
>> DREAM PROPOSAL.
OF THEIR DESCRIBING HIM AS
RUDDERLESS, AIMLESS, AND
HOPELESS, SOUNDS LIKE GERALDO ON
HIS YACHT.
IF YOU LAUGHED AT THAT, THAT IS
VERY MEAN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> YOU’RE HEARING THIS JUST
ABOUT EVERYWHERE, YOU ASKED MATT
WHY ARE THEY SO FED UP, YOU’RE
REFERENCING CELEBRITIES THAT
PUSHED FOR THIS PRESIDENCY AND
THE ANSWER IS EVERY SINGLE DATA
POINT, EVERY SINGLE -- I KNOW
YOU LOVE WHEN I BRING MY NOTES
BUT I AM YOUR NEWS ANCHOR ON THE
SHOW.
23% OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, A
MERE 23% HAVE CONFIDENCE IN THE
INSTITUTION OF THE PRESIDENCY
TODAY, RECORD LOW.
MONMOUTH UNIVERSITY, JUST 10%
BELIEVE THIS COUNTRY IS HEADED
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION RIGHT
NOW.
THE PRESIDENT’S APPROVAL RATING
SYNCING TO AN ALL-TIME LOW, 36%.
YOU HAVE "THE WASHINGTON POST"
PUSHING FOR THIS PRESIDENT TO
USHER IN A DIFFERENT VIBE, DO
SOMETHING.
UP THEY ARE FED UP, MY ONLY
CONCERN IS THAT IS GRABBING
HEADLINES FOR DEMOCRATS AND THIS
ADMINISTRATION BECAUSE THEY CARE
ABOUT THE CELEBRITIES BUT WHAT
THEY ARE NOT CARING ABOUT IS THE
AVERAGE AMERICAN WHO WAS
SUFFERING THROUGH THIS INFLATION -- SKY HIGH INFLATION,
INFLATION -- SKY HIGH INFLATION,
GAS PRICES.
>> Greg: I HAVE TO MOVE ON BUT
I WILL SAY THERE IS A BIG PIECE
OF FAKE NEWS, DEBRA MESSING IS
NOT A CELEBRITY.
>> WE ARE LOWERING THE BAR!
>> ISN’T THAT WHAT YOU DO?
LOWER THE BAR?
>> Greg: UP NEXT, A LAWMAKER
GAVE UP WORKING SHOT AND WON THE