SUMMER
SUMMER WITH MEMORIAL DAY, AND WE ARE BACK WITH YOU, AND
SPEAKING OF SUMMER, YOU KNOW,
KARA IS A CHILD OF THE '80s,
AND I'M MORE OF THE '70s, BUT I
WAS AROUND IN THE '80s.
BOTH EXCELLENT DECADES.
>> I LOVE THAT WE ARE TALKING
ABOUT SUMMERTIME.
ABOUT SUMMERTIME. >> I WORE THIS DRESS FOR ONE OF
MY FAVORITE '80s SHOWS, THE
GOLDEN GIRLS.
GOLDEN GIRLS. I FEEL LIKE THIS IS WHAT BRANCH
WOULD BE WEARING IN THE HOUSE
WITH ALL THE LADIES TODAY.
THAT'S THE LOOK.
>> I LOVE THAT SHOW, TOO.
>> IT WAS SIMPLER TIMES, AND
AGAIN, I'M ALREADY SO COGNIZANT
OF HOW DO I GET MY GIRLS OFF
THE PHONE OR BORROWING MY PHONE
NOW THAT THEY ARE OUT OF
SCHOOL.
SCHOOL.
SCHOOL. I
SCHOOL. I TOLD THE NANNY, NO PHONE, AND
THAT'S WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT.
>> LET'S TELL CAROLINE THEN.
CAROLINE, THIS SUMMER, BACK TO
THE '80s, MY FRIEND.
HERE'S A FEW FUN THINGS TO DO.
YOU START WITH SHOWING HER THE
PROPER ATTIRE FOR THE '80s AND
HAIR, AND YOU CAN CRIMP EACH
OTHER'S HAIR.
OTHER'S HAIR. >> THAT WOULD BE CUTE.
>> GET OUT ALL NEONS, RIGHT?
>> AND GET OUT ALL THE AQUANET
YOU HAVE, AND SPRAY IT.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT IT LOOKS
LIKE.
LIKE.
LIKE. I
LIKE. I USED TO HAVE LIKE A PERMANENT
CRUST THAT FORMED ON THE SIDE
OF MY FACE BECAUSE I WOULD
SPRAY SO MUCH HAIR SPRAY TO GET
IT OUT.
IT OUT.
IT OUT. >> YOU HAD TO DO THAT.
>> AQUANET, THAT'S STILL, YOU
KNOW, AROUND.
KNOW, AROUND. >> IT IS.
>> IT IS.
>> IT IS. >> I ALSO LIKE THAT THEY ARE
LIKE, WHO CARES ABOUT THE
ENVIRONMENT?
ENVIRONMENT? THEY ARE STILL LIKE IN THE CAN
THAT IS LIKE THIS WAY.
>> THEY MAY WANT TO HELP THE
ENVIRONMENT, MAYBE, JUST MAYBE.
>> YOU HAVE A LIST FORS?
>> LANCE FOUND THIS LIST ABOUT
THINGS TO STILL DO WHEN YOU
WANT TO ENCOURAGE YOUR KIDS
LIKE LIVING IN THE '80s.
THE FIRST IS WEAR SWIM SUITS
AROUND THE CLOCK.
>> I DID THAT, YES!
>> WHAT DO YOU NEED?
YOU DON'T NEED -- THEY DRY
QUICK, AND YOU CAN DO MANY
THINGS IN THE SWIM SUIT.
>> THINK OF THE LAUNDRY YOU
WILL SAVE THIS SUMMER.
I WAS ALWAYS LIVING IN MY
BATHING SUIT.
BATHING SUIT. >> ME, TOO.
>> WHAT IS THAT THING YOU SLIDE
ON?
ON?
ON? >>
ON? >> SLIP AND SLIDE.
>> YES!
>> YES!
>> YES! >> YES!
>> YES!
>> YES! >> AND YOU BUILD LIKE MOUNDS IN
YOUR PARENTS YARD TO GET THE
LIFT.
LIFT.
LIFT. >>
LIFT. >> A LITTLE ACTION.
>> I WAS LIKE WEARING THE TWO
PIECE.
PIECE.
PIECE. >>
PIECE. >> YEAH, JUST BE FREE!
>> I DID, AND IT'S LIKE REALLY
POPULAR THE ONES THAT TIED ON
THE SIDES WITH THE BIG PLASTIC
RINGS, AND I WOULD PICK THEM UP
AT THE LOCAL GARAGE SALE.
>> THAT'S FINE!
>> GARAGE SALE OR WHATEVER YOU
CAN FIND IT FOLKS, JUST PICK
YOUR FAVORITE SWIM SUIT AND
LIVE IN IT.
>> I CAN SEE CAROLINE AND KATE
DOING THAT, BUT NEXT IS
INTRODUCE THEM TO REAL CARD AND
BOARD GAMES.
BOARD GAMES. >> WE ARE DOING IT.
>> GET RID OF THE NINTENDO.
>> SWITCH, THAT'S WHAT SANTA
BROUGHT THEM.
BROUGHT THEM. >> OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I KIND OF WANT TO TRY THAT,
CAN'T YOU DANCE WITH THAT?
>> YES, THAT'S GOOD.
IF YOU'RE MOVING AND EXERCISING
A LITTLE BIT, BUT WHAT I TOLD
YOU, WE HAVE BEEN INTO THE
PUZZLES, AND HAVE BEEN MAKING A
COUPLE OF PUZZLES A WEEK, AND
NOW WE TRY TO SEE HOW FAST WE
CAN DO THEM.
>> I TRIED TO TEACH JAMES UNO,
AND HE WAS LIKE, THAT GAME IS
INFURIATING, REALLY, BECAUSE
THE DRAW FOUR MAKES HIM MAD,
AND WHEN IT'S TWO OF YOU, AND
YOU KEEP SKIPPING EACH OTHER,
THAT MAKES HIM ANGRY, AND I'M
LIKE, LET'S WAIT.
>> BREAK OUT THE GOOD OLD
FASHIONED PUZZLE, 50 PIECE OR
LESS.
LESS.
LESS. >>
LESS. >> I LIKE THE PUZZLE.
>> WE ARE CURRENTLY ON THE 100
PIECE ONES, AND WE ARE NAILING
IT IN 40 MINUTES.
>> JAMES, MY MOM TOLD HIM,
CORNERS FIRST, AND CORNERS
FIRST, AND NOW HE HAS LIKE
RULES ON HOW TO DO PUZZLES.
I'M LIKE THERE'S NO RULES!
>> ACCORDING TO THIS, LET
YOURSELF GO, YOU CRAZY PUZZLE
MAKER.
MAKER.
MAKER. >>
MAKER. >> ACCORDING TO THIS, NO RULES.
>> OKAY, GOOD.
>> AND IN THE PROMPTER IT SAYS
DRINK "THE" KOOL-AID, BUT THAT
SOUNDS CULTISH, SO MAYBE JUST
DRINK IT.
DRINK IT.
DRINK IT. HAWAIIAN PUNCH.
HAWAIIAN PUNCH. >> I REMEMBER THAT.
LANCE SAYS MAKE A POPSICLE, WHY
NOT?
NOT?
NOT? GO
NOT? GO CRAZY.
GO CRAZY.
GO CRAZY. >> YES, LANCE!
>> THAT IS GOOD.
>> THIS IS TAKING ME BACK.
I DID PEEK AHEAD TO THE
PROMPTER TO SEE THE NEXT ONE.
I'M NOT SURE WE SHOULD
ENCOURAGE IT, BUT I LOVE IT.
>> THE -- THE TANNING OIL.
>> MY MOM SAYS HER SISTER WOULD
PUT ON CRISCO AND THEN LAY ON
TINFOIL.
TINFOIL.
TINFOIL. >> WE DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER,
BUT I WILL SAY JIM, WHO DOES
HAVE SOME CHEROKEE INDIAN IN
HIM, AND HE TANS QUICKLY, HE
DOES, HE LOOKS TAN IN THE
SUMMER --
SUMMER --
SUMMER -- >> HIS HAIR, EXCUSE ME.
>> INTERRUPTED!
>> INTERRUPTED! >> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> HE WILL SEEK OUT IN THE
STORE THE NUMBER FOUR BANANA
BOAT, AND I'M LIKE, JIM THAT IS
NOT ADVISABLE.
NOT ADVISABLE. DO NOT DO IT.
BUT HE LOVES THE SMELL, AND
HE'S LIKE JUST FOR AN HOUR, AND
THEN I WILL PUT SUNSCREEN ON.
>> I LIKE THAT.
NOW I KNOW HIS SECRET.
>> WE DO NEED VITAMIN D.
>> THAT IS D.
>> AS OPPOSED TO?
THE NEXT ONE IS STEP OUTSIDE
WITH SIDEWALK CHALK AND A
SPRINKLER.
SPRINKLER. DON'T DO IT SIMULTANEOUSLY
BECAUSE YOU WILL WASH IT OFF,
WHAT YOU JUST DREW.
MAYBE SEPARATE.
MAYBE SEPARATE. THE SIDEWALK CHALK AND THEN THE
SPRINKLER LATER.
SPRINKLER LATER. >> IT'S LIKE REALLY?
>> OF COURSE, LET THEM DO IT.
IT RINSES OFF.
>> IT'S NOT PERMANENT.
WE DIDN'T SEND THEM OUT WITH A
SHARPIE.
SHARPIE.
SHARPIE. >> NO, WE DID NOT.
>> FIND A GROCERY STORE WITH A
COIN-OPERATED RIDE NEAR THE
DOOR.
DOOR.
DOOR. CAN
DOOR. CAN ANYONE THINK OF ONE WHERE
IT MAY BE?
>> I FEEL LIKE IN THE LAST FEW
MONTHS I SAW ONE.
WHERE WAS I? IT WAS THE HORSE
AND I CAN'T REMEMBER.
IT'S GOING TO BOTHER ME.
>> LANCE SAID CHUCK-E-CHEESE,
AND THERE PROBABLY ARE SOME.
LANCE YOU GOES THERE?
>> ALDI'S.
>> ALDI'S. >> THANK YOU, NAPOLEON.
>> NOT TO GET THE CART!
A RIDE!
A RIDE!
A RIDE! >> YOU KNOW WHAT?
, THAT MAKES SENSE, GET THE
CATER, AND YOU CAN MAKE YOUR
OWN RIDE.
OWN RIDE.
OWN RIDE. THAT IS SOME TRUE '80s FUN,
NAPOLEON!
NAPOLEON!
NAPOLEON! >> I LOVE IT!
>> I LIKE IT!
>> I LIKE IT.
>> BUY CALAMINE LOTION IN BULK.
DID YOU SING THAT SONG AT CAMP?
>> NO, I DIDN'T GO.
>> IT'S LIKE ♪ CALAMINE LOTION
♪
♪
♪ >>
♪ >> I
♪ >> I GUESS WE WERE HARD UP FOR
SONGS AT CAMP.
WE WERE FULL OF BUG BITES.
>> PILE IT ON, YOU'RE GOING TO
NEED IT BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO
BE OUTDOORS A LOT.
>> REPLACE THE NINTENDO WITH AN
ETCH-A-SKETCH, AND LET THEM
WATCH TV, AND THEN THE ARTICLE
SAYS A LOT OF IT, BUT I DON'T
THINK THEY SHOULD WATCH A LOT
OF IT, BECAUSE THEY SHOULD BE
OUTSIDE PLAYING.
OUTSIDE PLAYING. >> IT'S BEEN RAINING, AND I'M
LIKE, GO WATCH A SHOW.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I USED TO DO
IN THE '80s, CALL THE OPERATOR,
ASK WHAT THE WEATHER WAS GOING
TO BE LIKE, IF SHE WENT TO HER
GRANDMA'S HOUSE.
GRANDMA'S HOUSE. >> THAT'S NOT ALLOWED THESE
DAYS.
DAYS.
DAYS. YOU
DAYS. YOU CAN'T TAKE THE IMPORTANT
TIME.
TIME.
TIME. >>
TIME. >> IT WAS FUN.
>> I WAS LIKE, CAN I HAVE THE
10-DAY FORECAST, AND SHE WOULD
BE LIKE, SURE.
>> THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD
DAYS.
DAYS.
DAYS. >>
DAYS. >> YOU CAN'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
CALL A FRIEND, I GUESS.
TEXT THEM.
TEXT THEM. >> THE ARTICLE WILL BE UP ON
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