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And now, you're going to learn how to play the best AD Garen in the world.
For runes, I take everything that gives me gold per 10 seconds because I play him as a support early game.
For masteries, I take everything to maximise my attack power.
As a support, you have to play like a ninja and wait until the last second to show yourself to whoop the enemy.
NIce afk there, Nunu!
You can wait until that card master teleports behind the target to join him for a threesome.
You can also run after an afk player to get the First Blood.
Bot is fun, but it's way funnier to support our top laner by stealing his kills.
Suiciding for a First Blood.
Or ''hooking'' up with Darius for a nice, slow and hot one night stand.
A real Garen will take these awesome items for more ass whooping.
Triple income, triple success.
Even if you're alone, you have to stick with your ninja play and whoop Darius like a boss by giving some sword slaps in the ass
like this, like that, and also like this.
Make him think that you can't kill him and just when he's about to cry victory...
Bot ganks and killsteal, check!
Top ganks and killsteal, check!
Mid ganks and killsteal, che...
WHAAAAAAT? REALLY?
Come on dude...That's some real kill steal you did there.
Don't forget : in early game, you play Garen as a support like a ninja.
And here comes Mordkaiser!
Silence him, beyblade on him and ultimate him before he gets away.
Do it not once, but twice.
And overkill him by using all your skills to piss off the enemy.
The third time, bring your BFF with you and enjoy your threeso...
WHAAAT? YOU WANT THE KILL THAT BADLY?
You think you're going to get it, huh? THINK AGAIN!
No one can survive Garen's Q attack.
Not that minion...
Nor that minion on a battletank...
Nor that stupid wolf...
Nor that giant golem...
Nor that red lizard...
Nor the enemy's blue golem...
Nor the tower...
You can use your ultimate to whoop that running underwear man at long range.
To overkill Vayne at close range.
To Flash and save your teammate like a boss.
To Flash and KS that kiddo...and that kiddo.
To get Ksed before you KS.
And to secret love suicide.
No one can stop Garen's beyblade-ultimate combo to run away.
That's right! Not a single fuckabish will survive!
In teamfights, you can do your Leeroy Jenkins, beyblade on that running fuckabish, Flash like her to ultimate her and run away like a boss.
All right! Let's do this!
LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS
That's it...be more greedy kiddo!
Hehehehe byebye!
WHAAAAAAAAT?
Revenge time, stupid cow!
When engaging the dragon, make sure to ward the surrounding areas.
If you don't, the enemy team will come and watch you, waiting for an opportunity to steal it.
We decided to kill it and whoop a rat thinking that he's invisible to us.
Then, I beyblade on the carries, sword slap Caitlyn's ass, get attached to the bed by Leblanc,
ultimate that Caitlyn, and finally silence that fuckabish so my teammates know who to target.
In the end of a game, your sword slap will only scratch the enemies, so just ultimate them to whoop their ass.
Byebye, everyone!
Oh my shit! Why are you so greedy Kassadin?
Oh my shit! Byebye!
No no no I'm not going top, you fuckabish!
WHAAAAT? YOU'RE STILL THERE?
NO XERATH RUN AWAY DUDE!
Hehehe you like my bait to the mushroom?
Come on! I dare you! I DAREEEE YOU!
That's it! Take my silence and my beyblade!
NO XERATH RUN DUDE!
Oh shit...NOOOO LEAVE ME ALONE! GET OUT!
Let's beyblade!
Hehehehe...no problem!
That's it for today, people!
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Ciaossu!