**** is about to go down bro.
Everyone is about to find out some stuff you do not want to know.
We've been living together in close quarters, along with our creative roommates
for the past year and a half now.
And we've all gotten pretty close.
So to test our friendship and expose our deepest thoughts
we decided to hook eachother up to a lie detector
and ask THE most uncomfortable questions
we could think of.
We've got Rachel here. She is a certified lie detecting reader?
Expert polygraph examiner.
All of us will be under the... on the hot-seat today.
So the way that it measures is your upper breathing, your lower breathing,
blood pressure and then the most important is the elektrodermal activity.
Which is the sweat out of your fingertips.
Oh
* laughter *
So we have brought all of our best friends here
to ask us the nastiest, most personal questions.
Things are about to go down.
There's a lot of truths that we've been wondering for years
that we're about to find out right here, for the first time.
**** off!
* laughing *
Don't ask about a truth that you can't handle.
Are you ready to tell the truth?
No...
Are you sad that you don't have a girlfriend?
Yes
True
* laughing *
* crying *
Will you ever run away with all our money?
No
His body is saying no...
* laughing *
Oh my god!
But his fingertips.
* laughing *
Ask me that again
Do you think you'll ever run away with all our money.
No
Not true
Okay then, **** you guys.
I'm having such a crisis right now.
* laughing *
Have you ever stolen my iPhone charger?
Yes
Alright
I'm gonna find out who took my charger and we'll write it down on a piece of paper
and remember for 10 years then I'm gonna murder your ******* children.
Do you think that you're messy?
Yes
Have you seen his room?
I just want him to admit it.
You're laughing but you're gonna go up too mother*******.
Naaah
Have you pooped yourself in the last year?
No
* clears throat *
True
It was 18 months ago.
* laughing *
If you were invisible, would you creep on women?
Yeah
* laughing *
Very true
* laughing *
Do you think that you'll be with Yes Theory forever?
Forever? What does that mean?
Question is over.
Yeah
Yes
Do you sometimes think that Matt sucks at his job?
No
That's false.
Mother******
That's the biggest lie you've told all day!
If I proposed to your sister, would you say yes?
Like would you give me your blessing?
Yeah
That's true.
Daaamn
Would you let Perry marry your sister?
No
What?
True
* laughing *
It's not your choice bro.
Do you think you're a better editor than Perry?
Ooooooooh
No
That's false.
* laughing *
Do you think you're the most talented member of Yes Theory?
No
Oh, this is for sure going to be a big lie.
Oh, look at that.
That's false.
Cocky ****
* laughing *
If David Dobrik wanted to kiss you, would you kiss him?
Yeah
That's true
Jezus Christ
Do you think Yes Theory makes the best content on Youtube?
Yes
True.
That's right
Do you make videos to hook up with girls?
No
Come on Rachel...
That's false
* laughing *
Do you think you're the best looking Yes Theory member?
No
That's false
* laughing *
Do you think Perry's a tool?
Yes
True
* laughing *
Have you ever thought about running away with all the Yes Theory money?
* laughing *
No
That's true
What!
Damn, Ammar is the only one that's thought of running away with our money.
Come on dude!
Would you take Rachel on a date?
Yeah
That's true
* laughing *
Are you attracted to Rachel?
Jezus Christ guys.
Come on, don't do this.
What's your answer?
I don't know
Yes or no.
* laughing *
Yes or no?
No
That's false
Ooooooooh
Do you think you're the most handsome member of Yes Theory?
* laughs *
How do I answer this?
* laughing *
I'll say no
That's false
* laughing *
Do you wish you had a girlfriend?
Yeah
That is true
Do you wish it was Taylor?
* laughing *
No
That's false
What the ****!
* laughing *
Would you drop BC as a friend if you could go out with his girlfriend?
Oh my gosh
Really bro?
He hasn't answered yet.
I would not, BC is my good friend.
Thanks man, appreciate you dude.
That's false
What the ****!
* laughing *
Alright, clap it out for Matt.
Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend?
No
That was very silent...
That's false
Have you ever stolen anything from any of us?
Yes
What time is it?
Have you ever thought about hooking up with BC's girlfriend?
No
Thanks man.
That's false
* laughing *
Well, we've been talking about it all day so...
So Perry is hooked up to a lie detector, ask him whatever you want.
When you met my mom, did you think she was hot?
Hot?
* laughing *
I mean... no...
That's false
* laughing *
She was hot, she was hot.
Do you love her?
Oh, wait, what?
* laughing *
I haven't asked that.
Okay yeah, do you love me?
Yeah
Yes
Whooooooo
Let's end it on a good note
Do you think most girls you meet want you?
No
False
* laughing *
Do you think you're the most attractive person in the room?
No
False
* laughing *
Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and think to yourself "I'm so sexy"?
No
That's false
* laughing *
If you had between saving yourself or saving all of us, would you save yourself?
No
That's false
* laughing *
Dude!
Have you ever stuck your finger up your butt and smelled it?
Yeah
Discustingly true
Not entirely sure how this lie detector contributed to our friendship,
but at least we got to ask each other questions, we'd never get answers to otherwise.
We plan on a video where we hook up a stranger to our lie detector.
So comment below the best yes or no questions you can think of...
and we could be asking your question on an upcoming Yes Theory episode.
See you on Sunday