SO I RECENTLY STUMBLED UPON A SHOW THAT I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO
TALK ABOUT...
"THE PROPOSAL."
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?
BAND, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?
"THE PROPOSAL"?
YOU HAVE SEEN ANY SHOW ON TELEVISION EVER?
WOW, BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU.
BASICALLY, THIS SHOW IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE THE TIME
TO WATCH "THE BACHELOR," BUT STILL WANT TO SEE A DOOMED
COUPLE GET ENGAGED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
SO, IF YOU'RE LIKE, "AHH, I WANT TO WATCH TWO PSYCHOPATHS GET
ENGAGED BUT I DON'T HAVE 12 WEEKS," THIS IS THE SHOW FOR
YOU.
EACH EPISODE, A MYSTERY MAN OR WOMAN SITS IN THE PROPOSAL POD
HIDDEN AWAY AS THEY NARROW DOWN A SELECTION OF POTENTIAL
SPOUSES.
IN THE MEANTIME, THEY FOUND A VERY UNIQUE, HIGH-TECH WAY TO
DISGUISE THE MYSTERY PEOPLE.
AND IT'S ONLY A LITTLE BIT CREEPY.
>> LET'S MEET OUR MYSTERY MAN.
>> LOVE COULD BE WAITING FOR ME.
>> I LOVE, LOVE.
MY LOVE LIFE SUCKS.
>> I'M DEFINITELY IN THE RIGHT PLACE OF MY LIFE FOR A SERIOUS
RELATIONSHIP.
>> NOT VERY HAPPY.
James: I FEEL BAD SAYING THIS, BUT
EVERYONE WHO COMPETES ON THIS SHOW LOOKS ALIKE.
HOW DO YOU GET TO KNOW SOMEONE ON A ONE HOUR TV SHOW?
THIS SHOW TELLS YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT EACH PERSON.
>> FAVORITE COUNTRY IS ITALY.
SHE IS VERY PROUD OF HER CALVES.
DEATHLY A FRAY OF MICE.
SHE CAN FLIP A BEER CAP FURTHER THEN ANYONE SHE HAS MET.
SHE LOVES SALADS AND HER FAVORITE ANIMAL IS THE SLOTH.
SHE IS MORTIFIED BY THE OCEAN.
LOVES GETTING LIT AND GOING TO CLUBS.
SHE CLEANSES HER ENERGY AND IS CONNECTED TO WATER.
>> James: SHE FEELS CONNECTED TO WATER?
WELL I HEAR THE GUY LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT 90% WATER...
THEY DON'T STOP THERE.
THIS SHOW GETS DEEP IN THE BIG QUESTION ROUND.
>> GOING TO ASK THE GENTLEMEN A SERIES OF QUESTIONS ABOUT THINGS
THAT MAT TORE HER MOST.
NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS.
IT COULD BE POLITICS, RELIGIONS, PAST RELATIONSHIPS, EVEN SEX.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [LAUGHING]
>> James: EVEN SEX?
WELL IF THEY'RE GOING TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT SEX, I BET
THEY'RE GOING TO GET PRETTY RACY:
>> I'M KIND OF A GOOFBALL, HOW GOOFY ARE YOU AND GO FROM THERE.
>> James: REALLY?
YOU CAN ASK ABOUT ANYTHING.
BUT NO.
I'M KIND OF A GOOFBALL AND GOOFY.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
I HAVE BEEN MARRIED SIX YEARS AND HAVEN'T ASKED MY WIFE HOW
TKPWAOEFY SHE IS.
WHEN YOU HAVE UNDER AN HOUR YOU WANT ALL YOU CAN.
THEY CAN COMBINED THE SWIMSUIT PORTION AND THE TALENT PORTION
TOGETHER.
♪ ♪
>> I NEVER SAID IT.
TAKE A MEAL LIKE THE MATRIX PILL ♪ I'M LOOKING FOR A UNICORN TO
PARTNER WITH ME ♪ I'M LOOKING FOR THE UNICORN
>> James: "I'M LOOKING FOR SOME SELF RESPECT, 'CAUSE I DON'T
HAVE ANY."
SO ONCE THE MYSTERY MAN OR WOMEN ARE REVEALED THE CONTESTANT
MAKES ONE LAST CASE FOR THEMSELVES AND THE ONE MORE
AWESOME GETS THE PROPOSAL.
>> I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE READY TO BE IN LOVE.
>> I LIT UP.
>> THAT'S AWESOME.
>> WILL YOU TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY AND -- IS THAT A
YES.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: JUST BEEN THROUGH SO
MUCH TOGETHER.
SO HAPPY IT WORKED OUT.
THEY WILL BE HAPPY FOREVER, GUYS.
WE WILL BE BACK WITH MORE ON THE "LATE LATE SHOW"