Oh (bleep) man. Come on, bro. What the (bleep)?
Alright, alright, alright.
Sick.
Yo.
On this episode of How Far Is Tattoo Far?
Stephon and his best friend Mike
are here to teach each other some life lessons.
They're extremely tight, like make their wives jealous tight.
Our wives get jealous.
We talk to each other more than we talk to them sometimes.
We just look at each other in the eyes and ...
feels romantic. It's like a bromance.
Like Stephon, Mike's wife was in the military,
and well, it shows.
Your wife was in the military too?
My wife was in the military, in the same branch.
Yeah. Is your wife still militant?
Drop down and give me 20.
She wears the pants. She does?
I'm giving Mike this tattoo because he needs to man up.
Mike and Stephon's wife have something in common too,
a shared secret.
When Stephon was on deployment his wife told me
a secret about his sex life. I want to let him know.
Okay wow, this should be good. Let's get these tattoos started.
Oh my god, so bad. It's terrible.
You all ready for this?
It's time to see how far these BFFs went.
How do you feel?
Bra, I think I'm going to hate you.
We're going to both hate then.
It's terrible.
Alright Mike, you're going first. Come on up.
Yes.
Don't hate me, bro.
This is it, bro.
This is it.
Oh man.
Come on, bro. What the ...
Alright, alright, alright.
Sick.
Yo. Yo. What is this, bro?
It looks like a vaginer.
Oh, hell no, bro. That's the ... Oh, what the ...
Is it your wife? Okay.
Oh, why would you do this to your friend?
It's almost like a man up type of thing.
I just want him to take more initiative in the relationship.
Are you serious?
Like, you don't have to check in with her with everything.
I just want you to be the best you, bro.
Mike can't do anything without his wife's permission.
He's not really wearing the pants in the relationship.
This tattoo is like a wake up call for him.
Don't stretch it out so much.
Oh my god, bro. Bro, look at this (bleep).
Sick, eww.
Wow. Oh my ...
Stanky legs. You stand here, Stephon.
Hope you're ready, bro.
I'm not ready, bro.
So I feel like I hated Mike's tattoo,
but now looking at yours ...
Is this one, you hate it more?
I kind of love Mike's tattoo.
Alright, time has come.
Bro.
It's an ass. Oh my god, bro. I hate you right now.
How am I supposed to explain this to my future kids?
I don't even ... ass.
Exactly. Exactly, bro.
I'm really excited to hear this story.
So, I talked to your girl one day, man.
She told me that on her birthday
she was drunk and she asked you to ...
her ass, bro.
And I said no.
And you said no, yeah. Bro.
This is your lady, this is your wife, bro.
You've got to go all out.
Oh, so everybody just ... ass.
Toss the salad, we all do it, I do it.
Am I the only one that doesn't ... ass?
Yes, you are.
And it says beat it, eat it under it.
The visual wasn't enough so you had to put words?
Why did you add the 'B'?
Well, if you don't do none of that ...
you must have ... your own ...
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Honestly, you've been telling Mike to man up.
Live up to your words, bro.
I respect you on creativity.
Oh, so this is all we get now, a handshake?
Yeah, we're handshakes right now, bro.
This is the most ...
that we probably ever will and have done.
Yeah.
Good luck ...