hey Lexi don't do it don't you dare do it oh god no why would you do that hi this is
Angela calling back with your test results I'm sorry to inform you of this but you have
tested positive for kovat 19 at this time you ready what are you going how did you why do you
have bright in the yo-yo is vowing fine what are you doing right now I was just saying it
because I thought that we should we don't have to do things I never cook for you you spent a
five hundred dollars on face cream well it's not just face cream I also got makeup primer
optimal skin Pro moisturizer detoxifying illuminator gentle deep Pore Cleanser new
true cream anti-aging serum and I even got this thing to exfoliator stop and this Jade Roller
so when does it start working when did you self quarantine two weeks ago when
you see people how far do you stay away are you willing to submit to a thermometer test yeah
Mandy eight point six how many roommates do you ask what's our Instagram
I saw this game I left three-page work whenever I go she has to draw alright what you get he's
so hot first time oh she's cute then why don't you leave me for her since you don't love me
anymore because you think I'm an ugly annoying no good-for-nothing piece of trash hey dude I
finished finished what that new virus I've been working on what what were you talking about oh
well you know how I haven't left my room for like a month yeah well that's because I've
been making this new virus here see it's just like the flu but way way worse and the thing
is is that it's highly contagious like if this were to ever get out and be whoo oh man it'd be
really bad for everybody like like society would crumble what why would you make that dude it was
just no not November what else was I supposed to do do you have any idea how dangerous that
is dude you're overreacting as long as it doesn't leave this little vial work so it
came from China right yeah I think people will buy that yo my girl man she'd be real distant
ever since his quarantine I talked to her she don't pick up none of my texts okay I'll call
it right now yeah i'ma call it right now with my other phone no don't start it I know you
ain't frozen you blinking hello Jason Derulo this is crazy you're not gonna believe this
keep an eye on this potato how are you watch this watch this no you did no watch what this
gotcha buddy I'm sorry about that I got your buddy here you go thanks man you said hostels
right not like this you're not gonna believe what just happened so I'm here on vacation in
Savannah Georgia when I'm minding my own business when all of a sudden I'm heading back to my room
after watching the river I see this drunk group of girls that are doing something and I'm like
y'all all right and they're like yeah have you heard of the tik-tok i humored them and say
they're like do you know the song Rockstar than once like I'm beginning like a cop car yeah and
they're trying to do the dance then my friend Cale made I'm like yeah and they're like - you
like no I said I like stand-up comedy they said who your favorite stand-up comedians I said Eddie
Murphy in there late Eddie Murphy's a tired ass old comedian I was like these people who worship
tick-tock didn't realize who they were talking to come on that's top plane you I love you work for
a fee I love I love to work for free I think the big night for you I'm allergic I got this
for clover Kardashian Oh reruns on TV not the app guy leach Henner we're on a roll today and not on
toilet uh for red switch penalties for wrist with tennis for wince which penance Fred Lavina death
heaven dis her name is heaven she got dead and she got dish networking she uh that's disrespectful
that seventy show go pray buffers totally me take a selfie buffers whole lid me don't we
give my girlfriend's house a makeover let's go to white and boring let's
change it up thank you are you know I have something to show you coming look
first I'm giving up jail that's gonna be birdies big dog UK me get afraid I'm trying to get laid
who came together travel I'm for the tenant handsome limb to limb what are the odds come
get hit with the lie who came to get groomed boot on abeyance I make room good buddy say
no barbershop put down them Clippers they come get this Big Dipper big dog the only thing getting cut
is these lights off you wanted a jail night to do my first chocolate claim law stop being a fire big
dope we running out of time bring me what's man's buckle big dog don't run bring me them not doing
this house is clean gets right been sleeping the last four days with the back my husband
when clean thank you
what now what it really means is you just like the rest of these girls I just know every girl
likes to feel special so I'll pull this card when I have nothing else to say what it really
means is I don't want anything serious but I still want to get you drawers so imma leaves
you wanted to like it what I want trust me it's not you it's me what he really means is I know
you're sensitive but I don't want to break your heart so I'm going to put all the blame
on myself when in reality I don't want to be in this relationship anymore let me work on myself
imagine you work here mm-hmm yep isn't gonna be weird is that I would as you're my ex-girlfriend
no it's strictly professional that's in the past fill this out when was your last doctor
two weeks ago it's good how many times a week do you drink done what lot of change how many times a
week do you work out - you look good I think you drop you dropped your shirt a little bit there
do you have any emergency contacts my mom I'm gonna call her and tell her I say hi mister so
much have you been showering yeah manscaping yes Amanda she's currently sexually active
Amanda I'm not having this conversation yeah I don't have to have this conversation with okay
hey can you butyrate singsong yo run oh yeah okay Bruce easy dance right hey babe ah I missed see
Greg come real close uh-huh what is it closer uh-huh even closer than I oh yeah feel my legs
ah why cuz they are so smooth right now my legs are the smoothest mother holy oh my gosh okay
yes I will feel your legs I've already out made all my friends touch him I've made my
family touch them who else wants to feel my legs kind of scared me there babe I'll
get [ __ ] like not even a little [ __ ] cuz my skin it's sessemann very proud of the chessmen
hold me good I have problem so I was taking a walk in nature and I found baby chicken
oh my god I'm gonna save it okay buddy here drink some water okay don't get in the water
oh my god check it I'm like I get to get up so I got a baby chick in a really big
mansion I'm gonna show it to you here buddy here's gonna be your new cage yep you could
go right in there okay goodbye who's gonna be so happy in my belly one month to be boxing
one year beatboxing hey Lena could you grab those chips
don't pee on the floor anymore you pee on the pee packs okay that's what a filthy mess do you
understand do you do you understand hey farts it for deck a particular deck Stafford hits
it tiny it hits a tiny hitch so tiny it hits a ton of hits titania what that mean isn't it my
my skimmers check No if you eat like this then like this video if you your food like this then
follow me put a finger down eggs prom edition put a finger down if your voice ever cracked
in front of your crush put a finger down if you woken up on a Saturday and thought it
was a Friday put a finger down if you went to prom twice put a finger down if you check tick
tock more than twice a day put a finger down if your boo or you wear Axe body spray put
a finger down if you dance better by yourself put a finger down if you could use a vacation
from your roommates I mean parents put a finger down if you fallen asleep on a video call put a
finger down if you will be friends with your freshman year self put a finger down if you
wish you were a quarantine with your crush you know what we should like Russell leg wrestle
listen I am a man yeah a man that skips leg day okay you want to talk [ __ ] let's go