- What's up y'all I'm Timothy De La Ghetto.
- Darren Brand, big baby.
- Welcome to Bougie to Basic.
- Bougie--
- Damn.
- To basic is wrong, Tim.
- Basic to Bougie, okay.
(hip-hop music)
- [Timothy DeLaGhetto] What we're going to do is--
- [Darren Brand] Cheese points.
we're gonna try three different versions of each dish.
- Shoulders.
- And try to determine which is the
So what we are going to do is
try three different versions of each dish
and try to determine which is the cheapest
and which is the most expensive.
- Tricep extensions.
- You struggled through that; move man.
- [Woman] You guys have waters?
(laughs)
- Oh. Uh-Oh.
That was natural.
Alright, now look.
Now look, lets switch so we can be sure.
Stop. Stop moving.
I'll come to you, stop.
(laughs)
Just stop, I'll come to you.
- Alright Alright
(music)
(laughs)
- I asked you not to move.
Where's your stuff at?
- Stop following me.
[Both] So our basic option today
is the lobster sandwich and the--
[Woman] No basic is fries, basic is fries,
[Laughs]
[Brand] What are these?
[ DeLaGhetto] What are these?
- Rate your fries and stop eating
you just said you were full
- I'm rating!
- You're a liar.
(laughs)
[Brand] What did you say?
[DeLaGhetto] Nigiri nigiri,that was perfect.
- I feel like its also the cheapest
- Last one my favorite too.
- Why you looking at it?
Are you okay?
(laughter)
Why did your voice change?
- Because I was in the middle of swallowing there.
[Brand] Butler!
[DeLaGhetto] Geevs.
- Daquan Daquan
(music)
Daquan Daquan?
Demetris
(music)
[Brand] Darnell
Daquan
[DeLaGhetto] Gerald?
- Daquan?
- Jeffery?
- Daquan, why you keep changing the name?
Daquin Daquin?
- Dayquil?
(laughs)
[Both] Dajuan!
[Man] I bumped into your foot.
Okay, got it.
[Brand] Yeah he did bump the shit
out of this table.
[DeLaGhetto] Try not to fuck it up, Daquan.
(laughs)
[Brand] Wooo
[DeLaGhetto] Thank you sir
- My boy
- La La Land
(laugh)
Damn
(growls)
Sturgeon roe for $25, which one is that?
- Did I say that I feel like this is the most
expensive at any point?
- Yeah no you had it.
- I had it right?
I had it the right way!
- No that's wrong
- Oh yeah this was
[DeLaGhetto] Bacon cheese fries
[Brand] Oh, fried duck fat fries?
- Yeah duck fat fries, $20
- Deep duck fried
- Duck fat
- Deep deep
- That doesn't say deep.
- No because if it's fries it got to be deep
(laughs)
[Brand] These are deep duck fried
(laughs)
[DeLaGhetto] Duck fat bacon cheese fries, $20
- Deep duck fried bacon
- No one said deep!
You ever seen a skinny duck?
- Yes
- They're all fat
(pause)
[Brand] No Daffy Duck is skinny
(pause)
[DeLaGhetto] No he has a little potbelly.
- He does not, he's skinny as shit and he played
basketball on Space Jam
- He wasn't good
- He was athletic as fuck.
- He was not good.
- He was a starter.
(burps)
[DeLaGhetto] Oh my god are you okay?
[Brand] I'm good.
(laughs)
[DeLaGhetto] Are you alright?
(laughs)
[Brand] The fact that you ask me
the same way every time.
Oh my god are you okay?
Yooo you are fake as fuck bro
- No I said--
- You are so fake.
- Bruh I said--
- You were doing all this
- No no no I said from the beginning
I don't know what I'm talking about.
- This is amazing.
(loud belch)
(laughs)
[Brand] My homie are you okay?
[DelaGhetto] I told you from the beginning
I don't know what I'm talking about.
(grunting)
- Why are you still drinking it and it's over?
- I'm so full.
- Imma go spam all of you food pages.
- That was from somebody who was like
Let me take the delicious tacos
from my local taco van and put them in
a bougie restaurant in Beverly Hills
and charge $10 for them.
[DeLaGhetto] Because usually you can get
quality tacos like that from a local taco man
for like a dollar and some change.
- You seem upset about this bruh
- I am!
- You is really pouring your emotions out.
- I am bro.
- You lost on tacos and wine.
- I'm not upset about that.
I'm upset about-
- You what?
Why are you stuttering?
[DeLaGhetto] Chill dog
[Brand] (mocking)
- Don't sing Migos to me
- Yo what did you have to say?
- Don't sing Migos songs to me
See you on the next episode of Bougie to Basic
(outro music)
[DeLaGhetto] I know it's not sriracha.
[Brand] It ain't?
What is it?
(chips crumbling)
- It's definitely not sriracha.
- Did you hear my stomach?
- I did.
(laugh)
- Did you spit in my bowl?
(laugh)
[Brand] Well these are out.
A piece of your spit literally landed in my bowl.