-Teams React to the Champions League Last 16 Draw - 22/23!
-Time to start playing Joe Gomez at right back.
-Time to sign some midfielders.
-Time to renew Milner’s, Keita’s and The Ox’s contracts!
-Urgh…time to start looking for a new club
-Let’s just skip to the part where we knock out Liverpool for the 4th time in 6 seasons…
-No.
-No?
-Let’s just skip to the part where we lift the trophy in Istanbul
-Ha.
Amen to that
-RB Leipzig vs Man City
-RB Leipzig vs Man City -Timo Werner vs Erling Haaland
-A clash of the world’s best strikers!!!
Press Laugh -What’s funny?
-What are you laughing at?
-RB Leipzig…
-More like RB Dogsh*t!
We’re in the quarter finals already!
Knock at door -Come in!!!
-Christopher Nkunku?
-Er, thanks for the balloon Christopher…
-That guy is batsh*t crazy - why did he give us a balloon?
-ERLING!
-You’ll have to try harder than that Christopher!!!
-Club Brugge vs Benfica -Benfica?
Time to show everyone how awesome Safehands Simon is in goal these days!!!
-Ooops Brugge - perfect!
They will make our strikers look awesome!
Then we can dupe another silly little English club into spending 80m on them
HAHAHAHAHA!
#nunez.
-AC Milan vs Spurs -Spurs!
It will be a walk in the park!
-I hope so - coz Zlatan’s knee will only be able to handle walking by February.
-Do not worry, Zlatan.
We’ve got this guy…
-Divock Origi!
-URGH!
-DIVOCK ORIGI!
-SOBS
-Eintracht Frankfurt vs Napoli
-After 3… -1 2 3
-Nonsense
-I have literally no idea.
-Damn. I was hoping you’d know…
-Borussia Dortmund vs Chelsea
-Great news, we got Dortmund in the Champions League.
-Nice.
-You’ll be back there in January.
-Aren’t the games in February?
-Yes, but we’ll be selling you back there in January.
-What?
-Have a good training session with the U21s.
-Jude, make sure you have an awesome game against Chelsea, okay?
-I’ll get us through to the quarters, Mr Watzke
-Oh I don’t care if we get through or not.
-Just make sure you have an awesome game so we can charge Liverpool another 20m Euros.
-Oh.
Right.
-Inter Milan vs FC Porto
-FC Porto.
What a draw!
-And who did you get Old Lady?
-********* -Hahaha.
-YES!
PRAISE JESUS!
-IT’S NOT LIVERPOOL!
-FOR ONCE IT’S NOT LIVERPO- OW!!!
-Not again.
-PSG vs Bayern
-PSG! JA!
-Damn - I wanted Liverpool.
-Imagine me up against Trent.
-Urgh - what is this - Fifty Shades of Mane?
-I meant on the pitch.
-Too late, I can’t shift the first image.
Gag, -Thanks Sadio!
-Bayern Munich!
-Poop the bed…
-Time for revenge for 2020!
-Time to see my therapist…
-Time to release some Call of Duty lederhosen skins!
CHERCHING -You will need permission for that
-Oh!
Please President Mbappe -Can I release some Call of Duty lederhosen skins?
-Of course.
-YIPPEE!
-As long as all income is split 100-0 % in my favour.
-What?
-This is worse than working for Elon Musk -I HEARD THAT!
-2-8… 2-8…