- [JP] Wow, see that we get a pod?
This is like Casey Neistat.
This is what Casey Neistat got.
Is this us?
- This is like an upgrade.
- [JP] Oh my god we got it!
- They gave us an upgrade I didn't even
have to pay too much money.
I paid no extra money.
(Classical Music)
- [JP] I got a whoopee cushion.
(Classical Music)
(clink)
- Oh my god is that lavender?
Yeah, those are definitely better headphones
than the other ones.
- [JP] Oh my goodness.
You can turn it into a bed, a chair or for take off.
- I got a little packet of goodies too.
Look at all these nice things in here.
Little make-up here, this is what I needed
instead of doing my make-up in the camera.
I could've waited, if I only waited.
- I got a man-pack, yes!
- [Julia] You're gonna need all that stuff too.
- [JP] I love you Emirates, I love you.
- [Julia] Even a toothbrush, with toothpaste.
So tampons, I don't know, it's definitely an upgrade.
(upbeat music)
Look at the upgraded blanket.
I don't even know if we showed you guys before
but this is so soft, so nice.
I'm not even tired but I passed out
cause I was like, this is my bed.
If you guys didn't already see our
Economy class airline video,
then go check that out.
You'll see the major differences here.
And I'll point out one.
I have a real glass, this is not plastic.
- [JP] I got the little remote control that
turns everything on.
It comes with a tablet.
Of course there's this big screen in front of me.
- I feel spoiled right now.
(drums)
- I am ready to eat.
(piano jazz)
Look at this, tablecloths.
The tray moves!
- I look like an in-patient at a hospital.
Thanks for the wine doctor.
- Ah!
There is is guys,
that's what we're having for dinner.
And, of course, they have a wine list.
Super fancy.
This tray's for nuts.
- [Julia] Eighth almonds is a serving.
This was just a tray for me.
- [JP] Then I must not be hungry any more.
- [Julia] Probably not.
I'm used to being, can I have the whole can?
So I don't have to have a half a cup of soda.
And they're like, you want the whole can?
I'm like, no.
Can I have no ice?
You want no ice?
I already poured it.
Okay.
- I'm gonna eat laying down, is that cool?
- [Julia] No I don't think that's good for your digestion.
- Bye! I'm eating laying down.
Oh, does this thing go down even further?
Oh! It goes further? Oh!
I fell like Casey Neistat but not as important.
(mischievous music)
I'm drinking a scotch, aged, 70 years.
- [Julia] That's a Heineken.
(drums)
oh, this is a lot of food.
- [JP] Oh my goodness.
- [Julia] You got a soup.
I wonder if you got bread and salad too?
- [JP] Your is schmancy!
(piano music)
I went with the mushroom soup.
- [Julia] I shoulda gotten that.
- [JP] Julia got the mezze,
which is mujaddara,
muhammara,
stuffed vine leaves,
and hummus.
This is your appetizer?
- [Julia] Yeah.
- Oh my goodness!
I had the little bowl of, whoop, there goes the camera.
- [Julia] Last time we had a fork, a knife and
a tiny spoon.
Now we have two knives, two forks and a spoon.
Why?
Appetizers and entree.
I didn't even notice that.
Look at this.
(jazz music)
This is gonna be the last salad I have
before I come back to America.
- You give me mushroom soup I'm happy.
- [Julia] This is a meal in itself.
- [JP] You've got a lotta stuff on your plate.
- Like I did with my nuts.
Save em for later.
- [JP] If you like mushroom you'll like it.
- It's good.
- [JP] Wow, we didn't get salt and pepper shakers
the last time, we got packets.
- [Julia] And my packet flew into your armpit
and I never for to have it.
(drums)
- Round two, entrees.
What!
- [Julia] Wow!
- [JP] I ended up getting the grilled veal steak,
served with mushroom sauce, potato gratin
and green beans with veal rashers.
And Julia went with the wok-fried chili prawns,
served with steamed rice and glazed vegetables.
- All right guys, I've got my plate of food here.
This is a terrible angle but, again, we're
working on a plane.
We need to be careful though because the servers
don't wanna be on camera so I'm gonna put my hand
over that person's head right now.
We got the mini corn, DP loves mini corn,
I'll keep those for him.
- [JP] They're like scalloped potatoes stacked
on each other, it's super savory.
(classical music)
I love it!
- [Julia] Oh they got more bread.
- Even the bread's better.
Look at the comparison.
- Olives are the cream of the crop.
Remember there's a pit in there.
Here, eat this too, I think it's a picked cucumber.
Pickled celery, that's what that is.
All right, the rest is yours.
Night, wake me up for dessert.
- [JP] Okay, I will.
(drums)
- [Julia] Are you hungry?
- Yeah hungry? Food?
- [Julia] Do you want some?
Have we got any?
(drums)
- [JP] Julia for dessert went with a chocolate
mango torte, served with mango compote.
And I went with the cheese board
cause your boy likes some cheese.
The cheese board is, I can't even read half of this.
Young French double cream cheese.
Isle of Man extra mature cheddar.
Saint-Flour which is a strong decadent and creamy
yet crumbly blue.
Oh! There's also a handful of light bites here
in case you're interested in that.
Instant cup of noodles are available any time.
- The trip has not really begun yet.
The trip starts when we walk off this plane.
But the vacation ends when we walk off this plane
because I don't know if it's going to be
as wonderful as this.
(folk music)
- I just got done with the best sleep of my life.
Don't do business class on Emirates
if you ever want to experience the best thing
in your life cause you'll never go back.
I could never go back.
The food was amazing,
my sleep was amazing.
I got REM sleep.
REM sleep.
REM, I've never slept like that before.
I think Julia got some shots of me creepily sleeping.
I love it, I love it.
I just woke up and they handed me coffee.
Gimme a hot, moist towel and a boy bag of goodies.
Which is funny because my boy bag requires
shaving equipment which I don't really need.
I haven't actually grown up yet.
I know, I feel like a 14 year old pre-pubescent child
going through puberty.
It's fine.
Yes, you can get two orders of fries and a soft drink.
Would you like to super-size that for 35 cents?
- Hi guys, thanks again for coming along
on another episode.
We hope that you guys liked this airline food segment.
We're here for you guys, it's all about you.
And I guess it's all about you JP, you're on YouTube.
- ♪ Is there something else you're searching for. ♪
- You're a good singer.
- ♪ I'm falling. ♪
- ♪ In all the good times I find myself falling ♪
- [JP] ♪ For change. ♪
- It's not a microphone.