- Hey, everyone, and welcome to story time.
Today, Orange and I are telling the story of 101 Dalmatians.
- I think it'll really hit the spot!
(Orange laughing)
(Pear groaning)
Don't be like that, dog puns are pawsome and you know it!
(Orange laughing)
- Are you done?
- Pawsibly!
(Orange laughing) (Pear groaning)
- Well, if Orange doesn't have
any more awful jokes prepared.
- Nope, only pawful jokes.
(Orange laughing) (Pear groaning)
- Let's start the story, shall we?
Once upon a time,
a dalmatian named Missis gave birth
to a huge litter of puppies and...
(record screeching)
Wait, what's going on?
- I think our animator quit.
- He quit?
- Guess all those puppies were too much dog-gon-work.
(Orange laughing)
- Yeah, come to think of it,
I guess this story is really hard to animate.
Well, what are we gonna do?
Story time episodes depend on him!
Are we gonna have to cancel today's episode?
- Relax, Pear,
when you've had your own Cartoon Network show,
you pick up a thing or two about animation.
- Wait, you're saying you can animate
today's episode yourself?
- I'll have to cut some corners, but I hate corners anyways.
I am a circle after all.
(Orange laughing)
- Okay, do what you gotta do.
Even if it's not perfect, it's better than nothing.
- Pawsome to hear, let's keep this doggy rolling.
(Orange laughing)
- Okay, as I was saying, once upon a time,
a dalmatian gave birth to a huge litter of puppies.
- [Orange] Yeah, but instead of being
a bunch of separate dogs,
they fused into one giant puppy
the size of 101 puppies put together.
Also, the mega puppy sorta looked like a horse,
'cause dogs are really hard to draw when you have no hands.
(Orange laughing) (Pear groaning)
- I assume these are the sorts of corners
that will have to be cut?
- You get what you pay for, Pear.
And I'm free as a bird.
(Orange laughing)
- All right, anyway, days later,
Missis Went out for a walk with her owner and they--
- [Orange] Maybe instead of going on a walk,
they could go on a hop.
- A what? - A hop!
See, it's a lot easier for them to hop around
without moving their legs.
Also, could the human owner lady be a dancing baby instead?
- [Pear] A dancing baby, why?
- Well, the software comes with a dancing baby preloaded.
So, oh baby, would it save me a lot of work.
(Orange laughing)
- Fine, whatever!
So, apparently our main character
is now hopping through a park with a dancing baby.
- [Orange] Heck yeah, she is.
Ooga-chaka, ooga-chaka.
(Orange laughing)
Look at his little feet!
- [Pear] Anyway, as they were hopping or dancing,
or whatever the heck it is they were doing,
they ran into Cruella de Vil, who was wealthy,
very fashion conscious and--
- [Orange] Was also a cube!
- [Pear] A cube?
- [Orange] Hey, but it's an evil cube,
who didn't talk or move or do anything difficult to animate.
- [Pear] Orange!
- [Orange] Okay, okay, fine.
She hopped around a little sometimes, look at her go!
(Orange laughing)
We get to call her Cuberella se Vil, though, okay?
- Orange, if you couldn't animate this stuff,
then why did you volunteer?
- Pear, the show must go on.
We can't deny our audience the classic tale
of 101 dalmatians.
We gotta tell 'em how a horse looking mega puppy
thwarted an evil fashionista cube.
- Doesn't sound like a story anybody needs to hear,
if you ask me.
- Just wait, it gets better than you could pawsibly imagine!
(Orange laughing)
(Pear sighing)
See, Cubella de Vil kidnapped the mega puppy,
she hopped all the way across town with it.
Meanwhile, Missis owner was useless
because dancing babies can't really do much.
So, it was up to Missis to save her mega puppy.
Not that Mega Puppy needed any help,
'cause how hard is it to defeat a cube, you know?
When you really think about it,
a cube makes for a pretty awful villain.
- [Pear] I know!
That's why I wanted Cruella De Vil to be a human!
- [Orange] Hm, let me see what other preset characters
I have laying around.
Oh, how about we make Cruella de Vil a dancing baby,
would that be better?
- No! - You sure?
It's super easy to copy paste a bunch of times.
Oh, what do you think of this title?
"101 Dancing Babies."
- [Pear] No!
- [Orange] You want more?
I can do more, super easy.
Copy paste, copy paste, copy paste, copy paste.
- Orange, even one dancing baby in this story is too many.
- Uh-oh, then I got bad news, I can't stop 'em,
they grown too powerful.
The dancing babies are multiplying at an exponential rate.
My computer can't take it!
- Do not let that computer blow up, Orange!
I'm warning you!
- Okay, there's one last chance.
I'm gonna try and fuse all the dancing babies
into one mega dancing baby.
- I don't care what you have to do, just do it!
- [Orange] It's working, look at the size of that thing!
Whoa!
Imagine having to change that diaper.
(Orange laughing)
(Pear groaning)
- Well, Orange, as always,
you've completely derailed story time
and our audience has learned nothing.
We'll see you next time, assuming there is a next time.
- Come on, Pear, you're just being a big baby.
(Orange laughing)
(Pear groaning)
(upbeat music)