♪♪
[eerie music]
Mallory:
Don't be thanking me just yet.
While I am sorry to hear about your parents,
you must remember that you are guests in this house,
and as such, you must abide by some rules.
Yes, Ma'am.
Now, you are to help out around the house,
quiet time begins
and under no circumstances are you to go in this door.
[creepy music escalates]
You know we're going to go in there, right?
But you mustn't.
But we probably will.
But you mustn't.
You know, to be honest,
I didn't even know this door existed
until you pointed it out,
but now that you did, what can I say?
I've never wanted to do anything more in my life.
How about you, sis?
Totally.
It's a pretty cool door,
and I just want to know what's behind it.
Yeah.
But you mustn't.
Well, if you really didn't want us to go inside that door,
then you probably shouldn't have said anything to us about it.
Yeah,
There's so many chains and locks.
It really draws attention.
It's like it's about to descend a staircase
on the way to the prom.
Yeah, like should I be scared or should I smile?
[stammering] You should
[clears throat]
Do not go through this door or he shall be greatly upset.
Oh, so it's a he!
Now I'm thinking there's like this whole backstory.
I'm thinking like, what's he like?
What's his name?
Does he play the guitar?
Did he say anything about me?
No.
He's just a--
All right, theories!
Yes, give it to us.
Behind this door,
there's a collection of haunted objects
that you don't want us to meddle with,
or it's your deformed son who eats orphans.
Oh man, did we get it?
No.
Jeremy:
This house is built
on an ancient Native American burial ground.
Don't say anything, just blink if I'm right.
[eerie music resumes]
♪♪
Oh!
Yes!
[both cheering]
So cool!
Best day of my life!
Best day
Stop!
I just found these creepy old skeleton keys!
Jeremy:
Where did you get those?
They were in that fake rock.
All right, let's open this door!
There's nothing but pain and suffering behind this door!
Don't even think about opening it.
Now see, I'm thinking about it.
Yeah, me too.
It's like impossible not to.
It's like if I told you, whatever you do,
don't think about going to the bathroom.
Oh, man!
Now I have to go!
See?
Where's the bathroom?
I just gave you a tour of the whole house
and showed you where the bathroom is.
Well, I wasn't paying attention
because you didn't tell me I couldn't use it.
Are you serious?
I'm a millennial!
Hey, look.
We can go to the bathroom anytime, anyplace.
But we can only open this door right here!
You're right.
Eyes on the prize.
Look for clues.
The door will not be opened!
It hasn't been since the 12 children perished--
Jeremy:
What?
Are we ghosts?
I don't know!
I mean, I can't walk through the wall.
[slap]
Oh!
Did you feel that?
Yeah.
Guess not, then!
[high five]
Right! This is really building the backstory
in such a short amount of time!
I am a person with political aspirations
from a lower socioeconomic status,
and that door is Harvard, and I just got to get in there!
Yes, you do!
[chanting]
[door rattling]
Jermey:
No! You've upset him!
Oh, so we must be important to his story.
You know, his overall character arc.
Yeah, but is it a redemptive thing, like in a Del Toro film,
or do we have to defeat him like in Troll 2?
Both: The best worst movie!
If you were to go in this door,
you would suffer a fate worse than death,
and disappear from the memories of all who knew you.
Shh.
Do you hear that?
[ticking]
[loud doorbell] [all yell]
Mallory:
This door has got it all!
Shut up!
You should be genuinely terrified!
[ticking resumes]
[knock on the door]
Shouldn't you go get the door?
[angrily sighs]
Whatever you do, don't!
Just a minute!
[door shakes violently]
Oh, rad!
[Jeremy reading]
Seriously, please don't.
You guys are so weird.
This is my handwriting.
[phone chimes] Oh hey, we got service again.
Oh, cool.
Oh hey, Chaz is having a party.
Hey, what up, Chaz?
Oh cool, your parents are out of town?
Yeah, ours are dead.
Oh no, we'll totally be there.
We're just at our aunt's house.
[scary breathing]
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about what your favorite horror film trope is.
I like the thing where the camera is on someone,
and they open a cupboard, and then when they close it,
someone's right there.
I like it when sometimes the monster
is just kind of a misunderstood guy.