Good morning.
[cheering]
Well, it's December 24th and that means
welcome to Captain Man's third annual Christmas breakfast!
[cheering]
Thank you. Oh, that's nice, oh.
- You know it's really great to-- - Hey, shut up and feed us!
- Just a moment, sir. - I'm a woman!
Sorry, ma'am. And now...
I present your handsome host,
the guy who paid for all this,
Swellview's most important citizen, Captain Man.
[cheering]
Thank you!
Yes!
Yes! I know! I know!
Alright, everybody get up here and taste the Christmas.
[cheering]
Here, kid, put this on.
Ew, I don't wanna wear a hair net.
You have to wear one. You're serving food, it's city law.
Alright, but I'm doing this begrudgingly.
Hey, how come you're not wearing a hair net?
[laughing]
Lots of reasons.
First, I'm Captain Man.
Second, I'm very handsome and I do not wear hair nets.
Hey, are these reindeer eggs locally sources?
Uh, I don't know.
Well, I won't eat eggs unless they're locally sourced.
- OK, good for you. - Hey!
Why aren't you wearing a hair net?
- Uh, lots of reasons. One... - Shut up!
You know, I'm guessing you don't get invited to a lot of parties.
Hey, Captain Man, Captain Man.
Ah, Vice Mayor Willard.
Yeah, hi. Uh, there's a reporter here from KLBY News,
she wants to do an interview with you.
- Oh, it's not Evelyn Hall, is it? - Yeah, I believe it is.
- Aw, crud. - I'll bring her over.
No, no, please don't!
What's the problem?
I took this reporter out on a date last week,
and I told her I'd text her the next day and I didn't.
And here's Captain Man.
- Yeah, I see him. - Vice Mayor! Vice Mayor!
Look, I was gonna text you...
But you didn't.
- Um, Evelyn... - Rolling.
I'm standing here inside City Hall with Kid Danger.
And Captain Man.
Kid Danger, Christmas question.
If you went on a date with a girl...
Oh, here it comes.
And you promised to text the girl the next day,
what would you do?
Can you not do this?
I... I would text the girl.
Alright, alright. Evelyn, I'm texting you, alright?
I'm texting you right now, and send.
- Oh wait, that's a different Evelyn. - Are you serious?
Uh...
There's a lot of Evelyns...
Come on, let's just go serve the food.
- Yeah, alright. - Alright.
There he is, right there!
- Wait, you mean Captain Man? - That's right, look at him!
Oh, come on!
Don't give me that! A law is a law is a law!
Do your duty!
You don't have to tell me about my duty!
Listen, sir--
- I'm a woman! - I'm sorry.
Hello, ma'am. Would you like some grits? They're freshly stirred.
Everyone, everyone, may I have your attention.
As Swellview's Chief of Police, I came here this morning
to thank Captain Man and Kid Danger for this wonderful breakfast.
[cheering]
Which makes what I must do now very difficult.
What's... what's going on?
I'm very sorry, Captain Man, but you're under arrest.
- Oh! - Oh my gosh!
Under arrest?
Why am I being arrested?
Because it's illegal for you to serve food to the public
without wearing a hair net.
- I told you to put on a hair net. - Would you be qui--
You're seriously arresting me for not wearing a hair net?
I have to. It's a class three misdemeanor.
Seriously?
Please stop saying 'seriously'.