Inspired by the news that there is a Junior College transfer
named General booty. It's amazing who is playing at
Oklahoma General, booty? That's his name. Let's do a draft
of the all-time best football.
Name's not including General. But how do you do it already?
Be the best. I know it is. That's amazing. I just, I'm
amazed. You know, I really is General his given name or is it
a nickname? I'm not. Sure. That sir I do. I'm like I'm very
intrigued by that given name. Oh,
yeah.
Cam. I was thinking like, did they start calling him Captain
booty? I know, right. Great. I don't know. Anyway, I know
there's so many things I could say, but I don't feel like
getting fired. Oh, no.
All right. You're just said s**. blows. Well, that's a good
word. That's not that bad. This is gonna go down, perverted
comments and whatever else. Alright, go ahead.
Go ahead. I don't know how I can't just start off with
bronko Nagurski. Key
again. It's just
it's one of those names. The Old Chicago Bear.
It just it just smells. Here's listens like football bronko
Nagurski running through the line against the New York
Giants and running over people. Look at bronko Nagurski. I just
love the name. So I'm taking him first.
That was one of my first ones on there and I'm glad football
historian that you didn't get caught up in some more. Recent
name that bronko Nagurski. It just screams out. Football.
Yeah, that just that, that is
football. Another one
that and this was the first one that I ever noticed was like,
wow. That's an awesome football named Dick Butkus. Yeah, right.
Yeah. I mean that's, that's
just end. It just, it's unbelievable. And I know raw
like a menu or be football. I'm gonna kick your ass. Yes, my
name is dick, but right, it's like he had no choice. Once
they
sign the birth certificate. They were like, God was like,
all right, you got to play middle linebacker with that
name. There's just What other form of business that anyone's
going to accept you with that name and the size of the human
being in the your heads, the size of a sledgehammer? So
yeah, I'm with you there. There was one of the top two of my
my list. All right, I'm gonna go a little like off the board
into not as famous of a guy but a great name. I mean
when you're a quarterback and your name is Chuck long. That
that just I don't know. That was one of the first priority
ones, right? Iowa, Detroit Lions, right? His career wasn't
long and I don't think he's
Through that many long passes actually, but the name itself,
when you're buying quarterback, is Chuck it long. I mean,
that's just unreal. It really is
mid 80s in that era where college football was starting
to more from the small handful of institutional. Great teams
all the time others were getting an opportunity, Iowa
had a great year with Chuck long
as the starting quarterback
Ava boy. Go, a lot of different directions here.
I won't go.
Conrad dobler.
I always loved that name and he was the dirtiest guy around
back in the 70s played for the then st. Louis Cardinals.
Mustache would like stomp on your leg bite. You allegedly
Conrad dobler. The guy who was regarded as the dirtiest player
in football. Back in the days, when football was far, more
Rough and Tumble than it is today, Conrad dobler. Yeah.
That's an amazing name. I mean, I
I learned about them, but was what commercials were those
when I was young,
wasn't he on? What was it cult was? Remember the beer
commercials Conrad dulberg Miller Lite. Come on. Miller
Lite commercials, right? That's where I first, you know,
learned of Conrad dobler. Yeah, great name. Really is,
there's a lot of good ones out there.
We got to make sure we rattle off some of these at the end.
Jack Youngblood will be my last my yeah. Say, yeah. Yeah, say
yeah, gun Youngblood. I mean, come on. I mean, it's just
a defense and guy that plays with a broken leg is like, so what
my Bloods young, I'm Gonna Keep
playing. I'm gonna go knock some blood out of that
quarterback. I mean, just screams football. Toughness
defensive lineman, like, classic name
first, and maybe only guy along with his brother Jim, who had
his full name on the back of his jersey. Yeah. Right, right.
I need a, I need an old Jack Youngblood Jersey. It said,
Jack younger. I always thought that was so awesome. They both
play
for the Rams and you couldn't do J. You couldn't do J because
they're both J.
So they did. What the hell?
Jack Youngblood Jim young. Blood is awesome. Awesome. But
yes, I met him at a Super Bowl One Time.
And it was maybe
seven ten years ago. I still think he could have kicked some
ass though. I'm sure
he looks like it. Yeah. He looks like he's a, just
a naturally. Big broad shoulder guy.
Last year for me. Then we got to take a break when I was
looking up. Some great football names. Is a guy never heard of,
he played back in the days when I first discovered football. He
was a kicker for the Eagles in his name was happy Feller.
I didn't
ha ha ha, that's amazing. Happy. Happy fellas. I don't
know how he was.
He didn't play for very long so he must not.
I've been very happy.