- Get your glitter on.
- Glitter.
♫ Glitter, glitter
- Today, we're gonna do holiday glam makeup.
- The holidays are the best time of the year.
- I love the holidays too.
- Holidays are a time of family and of eating.
- We're gonna follow along some beauty YouTube tutorials
and see if we can recreate that look.
- I didn't know holiday makeup was a thing.
- You know what they say about glitter, Kane,
- What? - It's the herpes
of arts and crafts 'cause it never goes away.
- Yes.
Spray me.
It does smell like rose petals.
- The purpose of foundation is to cover up your past.
- Yaw.
- If you had a rough year,
you didn't have such a good Halloween, just gotta cover it,
gotta hide it. - Yeah.
- I dunno, I think I'm getting better each time,
look at the way I'm twirling this sponge.
- I feel like I'm ghostly pale right now.
Speaking of which, I think I have a ghost in my apartment.
- What?
- Contour and highlight.
- Contour time.
- I already feel so good about my look.
- You look very healthy.
- I'm sorry, do girls use their fingers for makeup?
- I feel like I'm putting on warpaint.
- Did you contour your nose?
- No.
- You're trying to draw people in with your shimmer,
like a Christmas tree.
- A wise woman said the eyes are the nipples of the face.
- What I've learned is, looks good, so leave it alone.
- I did this eye good,
this eye looks like I got hit with a softball.
- They've got the hands of a surgeon.
- Okay, look at this side, look.
But then look at this one. - Ooh.
That whole Ariana Grande.
(laughs)
- I feel like her eyelid is so big.
When I blend my eyes, my whole eyes turns purple.
- Eyebrows are sisters, not twins.
So in this case, I guess my eyes are cousins.
- Yours looks amazing!
What the hell?
- No, it looks so bad. - You look like a peacock.
I feel so inadequate now.
- I can't twist it,
there's too much moisturizer on my hands.
- Makeup probs.
- Oh my God, it feels like I'm putting
Elmer's glue on my eye.
- Mine kind of looks like a sunset.
- Awe, sunsets.
- That was very artistic,
that was poetic. - Yeah.
I got goosebumps.
- You can't look away, yeah, see?
- She's using a nice gold, I just have a mustard yellow.
- That's a nice kind of Frozen look you got going on.
- I'm the crazy aunt.
- Yeah, you're the aunt that's over there like,
oh, why is everybody staring?
'Cause I have crazy glitter
and you're trying to outshine your nieces.
- You know what I think this needs?
- What?
- More glitter.
- We're running late for the dinner,
and look what we've done.
- Always late, but worth the wait.
(blows)
Are your eyes supposed to be burning?
Is is 'cause this makeup is fire?
- Eyeliner, cue scary music.
- (groans) I have to draw a cat eye.
- These wings wouldn't get me very far if I was flying,
but that's okay.
- Okay, I'm hoping when I put on my fake eyelashes,
that it'll fix all this.
- It will fix all the problems.
- This is what people do before Tinder dates.
- Tinder or tender?
I only go on tender dates.
- My eyelashes are in a straitjacket.
- It's the holidays, people are gonna be drunk anyway.
- Okay, I look like you the next morning.
I'm the morning after,
I'm the walk of shame home. - The walking shame?
(sighs)
- Where you have your clothes.
Did you have fun though?
- I look like.
- Did you have fun though.
- I'm not drawn. - Let's see, let me see.
Shit son.
- Damn, you lookin' the bomb.
- You look fuckin' fly.
- I would take you out on a tender date.
- I would.
(tense music)
Yeah, sure. - Yeah.
- [Kane] Lips.
- Lips.
- Let's get this done, 'cause I'm gonna go cry now.
- She's smiling when she's doing it.
- I'm not gonna even do the lip liner, I'm giving up.
(cries)
- Ombre pink, what is that?
Skin tone.
- Skin tone pink.
- I have a pretty intense case of butthole lips again.
- No wonder people are stressed in the holidays,
you have to look extra beautiful, and I'm not.
- Wanna go on a tender date?
- Oh my God, I look a hot fuckin' mess.
- Let's see, oh shut up, you look.
Oh my God.
- My girl's look is saying edgy, cool,
hip, party, holiday, cheer, and my look is saying,
drag queen who never got a makeup tutorial.
- My lady looks like a beautiful swan on a lake,
Swan Lake.
I look like a factory reject ornament
when it's not up to standards.
- My YouTuber looks like she's saying,
I just got here, I'm kinda flirty, wanna buy me a drink?
Mine looks like I've been here all night.
I slept here, but I still look good, so,
I'll take a drink anyways, they cut me off,
so you gotta get it for me.
- My girl is saying, this girl is a power lady
that is ready to go to a party,
I'm like a Midwestern mom that's just trying
to get someone to give her a number.
Three marriages, the mortgage on my house is killing me.
It's three days before Christmas, and I'm out on the town,
hoping for love, not picky.
- I feel like she reminds me of golden wrapping paper
that you get under the tree.
I feel like I could be that golden wrapping paper
that you'd wanna unwrap too.
- My YouTuber look, looks like she's ready
to rock and roll with class.
Mine looks like just rock and roll.
- Better to be late, than to arrive ugly.
- I think I would be both, late and ugly.
- Would you wear this look again?
- No, glitter is my enemy!
- How do you get the glitter off my face?
- It's all over our pants,
I'm gonna have a glitter crotch for the rest of the day.
- I actually had a very good glitter experience,
and would use again in the right situation.
- Holiday makeup deserves a lot more respect
than I ever gave it.
- It looks simple, she's only drawing,
Oh I can do that, but it's totally different.
- High five.
- I feel like a ho ho ho.
- I will be taking off this glitter
for the next six months to year.
- Eh, it worked!
(laughs)
I always wanted to do that.
There we go.