Welcome to the job fair.
You interested in anthropology?
Um, yes!
I love their clothes. So cute.
Oh, that's the store.
I'm an anthropologist.
Oh, I love dinosaurs!
That's a paleontologist.
You’re a kids’ doctor?
Okay, that's a pediatrician.
What's music have to do with this?
You're thinking of a musician? I'm an anthropologist.
Anthropology is the study of- Clothes!
-the human experience.
Oh. Let's go find a dino guy.
Yeah!
Excuse me, my son has a question to ask.
No, I don't!
He has a rash on the back of his neck.
And I know you're just,
you know, one of the people who puts them under before surgery.
But as a medical professional.
Oh, no, I'm not an anesthesiologist.
I don't need my eyebrows done. That's an
that's an esthetician.
What? Where?
Oh, I hate politics.
That's a politician.
Okay, I need a doctor, and it says “Dr.” in front of your name.
So are you a doctor?
Yeah. I got my doctorate in anthropology, so.
Sorry. That's ridiculous.
You can't get a degree from a clothing store.
Ma'am, I can't help you.
Oh, okay.
Well, so much for the hippnopotamus oath.
Hey, buddy!
These people don't get it, but I know what you do.
Finally. Thank you.
I'm just like you.
I hate ghosts. What?
I heard ya! Anti-Poltergeist.
No, I'm a
I'm an anthropologist.
Oh, Zodiac lady.
That's an astrologist.
Oh, bug lady. Nasty!
That’s an Entomologist.
Oh, the red thing everyone thinks is a vegetable, but is actually a fruit.
A tomato?
Like in the movie Twister.
Everyone to the storm shelter!
No, that's a tornado.
I study societal norms and customs.
I'm an anthropologist.
Oh good!
because my mom's in labor.
Oh, no, I'm not an obstetrician.
My eyes are fine. Help my mom.
Oh. Oh, okay.
Well, I'm an expert in the human experience.
And what's more universal to the human experience than the miracle of childbirth.
You're doing great. Oh, just breathe.
So good.
Anthropology is cool.
Is someone doing anthropology up in here?
Freeze!
You're under arrest. Oh.
Anthropology is not like a crime.
You don't think the deliberate act of setting fire to someone's
property is a crime?
Oh um, that's arson.
I'm an anthropologist.
I piece together the human experience through archeological evidence.
Oh. I made a mistake.
But I'm a big enough woman
to anthropologize.
[baby cries]
Oh, oh! Oh!
He came out with the blanket on!
I wrapped it real fast.
Oh, I’m gonna name her Anthropology.
Oh, I'm honored.
After the really fun game with the little guy with the monocle.
That's a monopoly!
I hope you like the sketch, like it, and leave a comment below.
If you're an anthropologist, like this sketch,
if you're a pediatrician, like this sketch,
if you're an anesthesiologist or an esthetician, or ear
nose and throat doctor, like this sketch, if you're one of these guys
got weird haircut, weird glasses and cowboy boots for no reason.
Hello! Like this sketch.
Oh, Goodbye!