I'm never going to get that kiss.
Jennifer told me about your list
and how long you've been waiting for that.
I think it's the sweetest thing I ever heard.
Yeah, it's the sweetest thing she's ever heard.
But I'm going out with Loomer right now,
so I'm afraid our love can never be.
For now, anyway.
[beeping]
Is it me or is it hot in here?
Just steal the frog and set it free.
Copy that.
Wait. I thought the mission was
to rig Sweeney's chair to collapse.
No, we're here to free a frog.
Oh, well, you free the frog. I'm gonna rig Sweeney's chair.
It's more fun.
Birdie left the nest.
Get out. Get out!
[knocking]
Come in.
Did you follow the budget?
- Krubs took it. - And it got shredded.
Don't let him know where you got it.
If anyone finds out it's me, I'm dead.
Sorry. I couldn't see.
Look. The reports from the school board states
that the tower repairs were paid for, but never done.
That leaves $20,000 unaccounted for.
What's the Howler going to do about it?
All right. If we run, "Meet Marmaduke",
the kids will meet Marmaduke.
But if we run "Tile Gate", we'll all get busted,
and Krubs will fire Mr. Monroe.
But they won't know that's me. And you all will get in trouble,
but that's what happens to great newspaper people.
In my pierced eyes, Susie is the coolest
and prettiest girl in school.
Really Ned?
Well, it's not really my style,
but if you're into it, so am I.
I'm not into it. Missy said you were.
I was just letting Missy help me
so I could be popular and go out with you.
This was not according to my plan.
I'd date you popular or not.
And I told Missy yesterday I hate body jewelry.
You will be mine, Ned Bigby.
Well, until that day, do you want to go out with me?
Yes.
I don't think things are working out
with me and Susie.
And Loomer's not my type.
Well, what is your type?
You know me. I like the wild boys.
So maybe we should go out, you know, boyfriend, girlfriend?
More than friends?
Hand holding, talking all night, heart shaped candies
on Valentine's Day?
I'm ready if you are.
Bring it on.
Best field trip ever.
I was hoping you'd be here alone tonight.
[knocking]
What's wrong?
Nothing, nothing. Where were we?
[knocking]
Did I do something wrong?
No, I did.
I came here with Missy tonight.
Let me in.
And she tried to rescue me,
and I think I need to rescue her, and I'm sorry.
I'm really, really sorry.
[cheering]
Come on.
You haven't even stepped foot on the dance floor yet.
Come on. You should be happy.
If I take Susie, you can take Seth.
I'm having a good time without him.
Don't let some stupid five point plan
for dancing with Susie waste your whole night.
Dance.
I don't have some stupid five point plan.
It's a stupid three point plan.
It's time to put this baby into action.
I'm moving.
Is this because the bill? Take it, throw it away.
Bill is dead.
Not out of our locker, out of the state.
My dad's job is so far away, so we're moving closer.
I didn't know how to tell you, so I sort of didn't.
I'm sorry.
The bill lives.
Let the breakup begin.
- This stinks. - You stink.
Oh, really? Yeah? I think it's time to move on.
Fine. I don't want to secretly date you anymore.
Oh, you got it. Consider us secretly broken up.
Nice touch.
Thanks.
But I still want to be friends.
Same here!