Bikini Bottom, a peaceful city, or hidden within
is there one fish on the edge?
Bring it on, hold man!
This is Bikini Bottom Mysteries.
Meet Harold, your average underwater mountaineer,
fashion enthusiast, and dedicated Glove World employee.
Harold, no!
He may appear harmless, but behind the gills
could lie a ticking time bomb.
What's so suspicious you ask?
Look!
Exhibit A, his appetite.
In Bikini Bottom, where you find food, you'll probably find Harold.
- Can I have some ketchup? - Oh, here you go.
He's just a hungry fish, right?
Or is this a clue to how dangerous he really is?
Chase them off stage!
Just look at how much this guy eats.
A king-sized Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works, double batter fried,
on a stick.
Sweet mother of Pearl, Harold. Control yourself!
Look at them eating that garbage.
And what kind of fish eats another fish?
[gasping]
We'll tell you what kind of fish.
The predator kind of fish.
Can't you see he's gonna kick my butt?
Just look at those sharp pointed teeth.
Those are built for more than biting just Krabby Patties.
One thing's for sure, you don't wanna come between this fish
and his next meal.
Which brings us to exhibit B, his temper.
- Quit shoving. - The only thing that matches
Harold's appetite is his uncontrollable temper.
Seriously, this is one unstable fish.
No, don't get near it. Oh, the pity of it all!
Ever notice that whenever a fight breaks out,
Harold is in the thick of it?
What did you say, punk?
Big meaty claws!
It seems like anything can trigger a tantrum.
But there's one thing that really sets him off.
Hi there, young people. Nice day today.
- The elderly. - I agree!
If you're over the hill, there's a good chance
Harold's coming for you.
- Bring it on, old man! - What?
Could you be any slower?
Why?
And he's not afraid to bring backup.
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
So is Harold a disturbed maniac preying on poor elderly victims?
- Stop the madness, man! - Or is the true victim Harold himself?
You brought this on yourself, Harold.
I did not, Harold. Yes you did, Harold.
Harold, I did not.
Exhibit C, Boo Boo Keys.
During the notorious Bubble Buddies witch hunt...
That bubble's gotta go.
Pop the bubble!
Harold had an emotional breakdown
when he was reminded of his childhood imaginary friend.
Haven't you ever had a very special friend?
Boo Boo Keys. We love you!
But imaginary friends are not accepted in Bikini Bottom.
Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!
Pop the bubble!
So what ever happened to Boo Boo Keys?
Is it somehow connected to Harold's unreasonable and uncontrollable anger?
Is it related to the way he eats so aggressively?
Sickening.
And does it all have something to do with Harold's intense hatred of old people?
Bring it on, old man!
In the end, maybe Bikini Bottom's most notorious tough guy
is really just a big softie, who misses his imaginary friend.
Boo Boo Keys.
Or maybe he's just a lunatic.
You brought this on yourself, Harold. I did not, Harold.
Yes you did, Harold. Harold, I did not.
We may never know what makes this time bomb tick.
But one thing's for sure, this time bomb's ticking.
And now, a Bikini Bottom Bonus Mystery.
This is Gary the snail.
Your probably recognize his iconic pink shell,
with a red swirl and blue spots.
- But what's this? - Gary, what are you doing here?
A blue swirl and red spots? Explain yourself, Gary.
Is this an imposter Gary?
Or is the real Gary hiding something?
File this one under W for what the barnacles is going on?
Have you seen something strange under the sea?
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