Jordan Peterson is really a man of the people because he represents the best
interests of Americans.
What concerned Americans the most and of course it's not those rascally little
issues like our broken healthcare system or the fact that corporations bribe
our politicians to deregulate huge sectors of our economy,
which then ends up screwing us over, tends to make us sick, all that stuff.
It's not that, don't focus on that.
Have you noticed any of the signage in bathrooms recently?
Because Jordan Peterson has, so let's take a look.
He brought this to our attention.
It was a sign in the bathroom saying, remember you don't need an arm's
length of paper towel to dry your hands, use less and
place what you use in the paper towel receptacle provided it's compostable.
Place all other waste in the garbage can.
Okay, well here's how Jordan Peterson reacted to it.
Up yours woke moralists, tyranny is always petty and
petty tyranny will not save the planet.
Cool.
>> He's an alpha male.
I don't know what you want out of him.
He's a tough guy.
Old school, John wayne type is what he is.
He could have saved your ass and die hard.
That's who Jordan Peterson is and
you just don't understand like unleashed alpha wolf like him.
>> I just wonder what it's like to live a life that's so comfortable and
charmed that you get super triggered by a random sign in the bathroom.
Like. >> Yeah.
>> if you don't just ignore it.
Okay, fine. Use as much paper towel as you want and
be wasteful.
>> Do you know what that tweet was?
That was tweet version of Madison Cawthorn boxing a dead tree,
it's like you just pick the weakest thing to flex on.
Like I'm gonna get you sticker that can't respond.
>> So the reaction to it to that tweet was exactly what the reaction should be right?
People were like, just.
>> Are you okay buddy?
>> Yeah, you're right. Yeah, exactly.
Like just stop.
This is not good.
This is bad.
Well he responds with why does this bother me?
Because one, it's celebrated.
Okay, let's just pause for a second.
We'll come back to this.
We'll read the rest in a second.
It's celebrated by who?
Who's celebrating the sign.
>> Wait, so you're not coming to my saving recyclable paper party on Saturday.
I had you down and I bought a really long sandwich to mark the occasion [LAUGH].
>> Can I just say like, this is what normal people do.
This is what normal people do, John, you're gonna hate me.
I don't care.
Okay, but I'm gonna say it.
I'm not giving up my high water pressure showers, okay?
I'm not gonna install the crappy shower heads.
I'm gonna break the building codes,
remove the shower head that's making me miserable.
>> This is dangerous for you.
>> No, no I don't care.
And I install the shower head I want.
Okay, and one day if I ever sell my place, I'll go ahead and
change it back to the terrible showerhead.
That leads me to stay in the shower much longer to get the conditioner and
shampoo out of my hair.
Okay.
Which ends up wasting about the same [CROSSTALK].
>> Sounds like a trump speech.
>> Yeah, I don't care.
But like normal people, they just find a way around it and they move on, okay?
People who are super cool, comfortable lives where
nothing bad really happens to them bitch and moan about nonsense like this.
>> Yeah. Well okay, so
they either find a way around it or
some people just take the recommendation like yeah I'll do that.
>> Exactly. >> I won't use as much, that's fine.
>> Yeah.
It's called making a decision.
>> Because I don't base my life around looking for
opportunities to be freaked out that someone's suggesting something.
>> Exactly.
>> What if like he sees someone suggesting that their child hold the door open.
Does he attack the woke more or less?
How dare you expect more of people?
>> Dude, everything we hear from Jordan Peterson is about freaking morality.
>> But he dosen't want any morality.
>> No, no let's just keep it real right now.
Okay.
He has his idea of what is moral and what is immoral, and
he loves to force it upon other people all the time.
And it's always culture related right?
Always culture related.
Like we should have social enforcement of monogamy because there are some men who
aren't having sex and since they're not having sex, they might become violent.
It turns out that all of the attractive men are attracting all of the attractive
women and then the unattractive men aren't getting their rocks off.
So we should maybe think about socially enforced monogamy.
>> Yeah. >> Maybe you shut up.
Maybe that.
>> Yeah. >> How about that?
Okay. But this morality he doesn't like,
he doesn't like wanting to be less wasteful.
>> Is that mandated by the way?
>> It's not mandated.
>> There's no rules.
It's a suggestion.
>> Just move on.
Just live your life, live your life.
Just move on, ignore the sign.
>> No, this is partially,
as you said about him being the biggest baby victim that's ever lived.
But it's also about his grift being founded as so
many are on convincing everyone who has made the terrible decision to follow him
that you're a victim and you're a victim in ways you have even thought about yet
follow me and I'll make you feel terrible constantly.
That's what it is.
>> He called it tyranny.
>> Okay, so here's the thing.
>> He called it tyranny.
>> It's tyranny to suggest that someone use less paper to keep
a place clean and tidy and not waste resources.
He rose to prominence by telling young men to clean their rooms.
Well, I say to that up.
Yours woke moralist.
Who are you to tell me to clean my room?
You petty tyrant.
That was his whole shtick was telling people what to do.
>> That's so true.
That's so true.
He has a book about rules.
>> Yeah.
I forget how many.
I don't know if it's nine rules or seven rules.
>> And the next time I need to dry my hands off, I'm gonna save paper and
use his book.
That's the only thing that's fit for and I didn't actually buy one.
That would be crazy.
>> Okay, so let's also take a little trip in Jordan's Peterson twitter
timeline past to see what else bothers him because I don't really
read his tweets, like I don't really come across them until one of
our producers will send me something that he's bitching about.
There's some crazy stuff in here.
So let's go to this next one.
So he did a screen shot of lulls from dictionary.com.
Okay, so lulls, fun, laughter or amusement,
especially that derived at another's expense.
Great, whatever.
>> I don't even think that's an accurate definition.
>> I don't either.
But who cares?
No one is going to dictionary.com to like,
no one uses the word lulls in a serious context.
You get what I'm saying?
>> Yeah. >> It's usually in a jokey way,
like lulls anyway, but it triggers.
>> Do, I use hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, el and
eventually they get capitalized that we don't laugh harder.
>> I do that.
>> [LAUGH] God.
>> But you know what, I'm living my life.
Okay, I don't like your rules.
I'm not gonna follow that.
>> You want me to use lulls?
Up yours woke moralist.
Who are you to tell me what word to use your petty linguistic tyrant.
>> He writes makes sense of lulls,
all you advocating single minded minded key.
>> He means mindedly.
>> Mindedly for the virtues of anonymity.
Keeping in mind the fact that outright sadism is now included in the dark
constellation of personality traits associated with trolling.
It's not that serious bro.
>> Yeah, I don't think that's what they mean when
they talk about like the dark triad and stuff, I don't think they mean the lulls.
>> Someone needs to give Jordan Peterson a hug.
Like he's struggling man.
He's got an issue with women existing apparently.
So let's go to the next one.
Sorry, not beautiful and
no amount of authoritarian tolerance is gonna change that.
And of course it was his unsolicited thoughts and
comments on a full figured model.
>> Authoritarian tolerance?
That makes sense.
Because when I think of Mussolini and Hitler, it was all like, hey,
be nice to people and let them just go on about their day.
He can't like the idea.
So yesterday, the idea that he wouldn't immediately be able to apply a very
specific concrete list of stereotypes to another person makes it so
that he doesn't understand how to have social situations.
Now he freaks out over the paper towels.
He lost his mind because someone else gets a boner and
an image that doesn't do it for him.
He's Tucker Carlson basically at the end of the day.
They must get along.
>> Of course.
>> Also, by the way, can we bring up that last tweet really fast?
>> Sure. >> He's a psychologist right?
Originally he does psychology work right wingers.
Come get your boy.
Why does he have doctor before his name?
What is this Joe Biden trying to use his doctor?
You're not a nephrologist, you're fake.
>> [LAUGH] anyway.
All right. >> Sexual temptation.
Why do people follow?
[LAUGH] okay, let's move on.
>> That's what he said when he saw the swimsuit?
[LAUGH].