Hey there Juggies
It's your old pal McJuggerNuggets here
And, um...
I got kicked out of the house
Literally, like...
30 minutes ago
I'm...kinda bugging right now
Um...
I'm filming this on my iPhone
And...
I need to get back in there
So...I figured I'd document it
Just in case anything happens
So, you're gonna come with me
So yeah, I watched...
And they cleared up a lot of the trophies
*voice breaks* and...
Uuuhhh....
I...it looks like the grill is still there
They're all back inside
This is probably a bad idea, but...
If I'm kicked out of the house, like...
I need stuff
What the hell is that?
Shit...
That's a piece from the trophy
Wow, ripped it clean off
*quietly* I'll hold on to that
*sighs*
Shit...shit, shit, shit, shit, shit...
There's my hoodie
Oh, fuck!
And...glasses
*groans*
*quietly* Alright...alright...
I'm gonna be quiet for this part
*whispers* Hopefully the dogs are quiet
Sssshhh....ssshhh...
Dude, what the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing!?
Get off the computer, get off my computer!
What are you doing!?
What the- I...I...
Look, if I'm kicked out of the house I need to...
What is that?
(JEFFREY) It's, it's, I filmed the entire thing!
What are you- you're uploading?
Okay, okay, alright, alright
(JEFFREY) Is that okay?
That's fine yeah, just don't do anything on my account
Look, am I...am I really kicked out?
(JEFFREY) What do you think? Of course you are!
*Jesse sighs*
Alright..alright, alright
Well, I need...
I...I...
Oh, fuck! I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
Uh, I need...
(JEFFREY) You should not be here
Yeah, no shit! I need stuff!
If I'm gonna...I need, uh
Here, hold on
(JEFFREY) If Dad gets to see you in here
(JEFFREY) All this shit. All this shit
(JEFFREY) Destroyed.
(JEFFREY) All of it!
What do you mean? Like...
(JEFFREY) If he catches you in here
Okay, alright...
Well I'm gonna be fast, I'm gonna be fast
Alright, give me...uh...can you give me my phone charger?
Get my phone charger, I'm filming this right now
And grab my camera, grab my camera right there...grab it
Start recording. Start recording.
'cause I'm gonna need to document this whole trip
Like, if I'm going to be fucking out on my own
I need to film it.
And I need to do it with...
(JEFFREY) It's just until Easter, right?
I mean, that's still a fucking week!
Like, I'm gonna need you to manage the YouTube videos
I'm gonna need you to...I'm trusting you here!
Alright? Just give me...are you recording this?
Record me.
Alright, alright, I just need...
Here.
I'm done with this
Alright, uh...get...can you get my blanket?
And pillow?
(JEFFREY) You kidding me?
I, I don't know where to sleep!
It's just for tonight
*sighs* Shit...
(JEFFREY) I...I didn't know that all that shit was gonna happen
Yeah...
Well, you, you screwed me over!!
No, you screwed me-
(JEFFREY) I hid this.
...I didn't know that
(JEFFREY) Well, now you do
I mean, why aren't you kicked out?
Yeah, yeah!!
I mean it was my idea but you still...
You could have...you know...backed me up?
*sighs* Alright
(JEFFREY) Yeah, because it makes sense for both of us to get kicked out
Yeah, could you...get the door for me?
*whispers* I...I need you to sneak with me
Open the...
Open the door
The basement, the basement! The basement's sneakier
Go!
Help me, help me...This is it, this is it!
Look, I'm gonna need more stuff
I'm gonna need more stuff, I can't...
Like, if I'm gonna be here for a week, I need shit
(JEFFREY) Alright, well I'll...
(JEFFREY) I mean you have your phone charger
(JEFFREY) I'll get in touch with you and I'll drop some stuff off for you
(JEFFREY) Wherever you're at
Alright...
(JEFFREY) Where are you going?
I don't know! I'm gonna try calling some friends
And if not, I...
I don't know.
*sighs* Just...
(JEFFREY) I reckon Corn probably on a safe bet
No. I don't know...
I'm not thinking about...
I just need to get the fuck out of here
If he's seriously going to destroy my stuff
Alright...alright, just uh...
I'll text you
And manage...you have to manage my social media stuff
I could probably do it from my phone but just in case I'm not, people are going to be wondering alright?
(JEFFREY) Alright, alright. I'll take care of it
Thank you! Seriously though, for once
(JEFFREY) You're welcome
Alright...
See ya.
Alright...
I'm gonna just...
I just need to get out of the house
Just away from it. As long as I'm outside of the house, I think that'll make my Dad happy
Just gotta...
Oh, fuck
Look, I don't...
I'm sorry that you guys had to see this
And I just wanted a good revenge
Our old couch
...is out here
So...
*groans*
Guess I'm just gonna, kinda...
Sleep here tonight
Until I try and uh, phone some people
I'll try and contact some of my friends
See if they'll let me crash
Uuumm...
I mean, I just wanted to get back at him. You know that
I didn't think that I'd fucking get kicked out of the house, especially when Easter is right around the corner
Um...
At least Jeffrey is kinda on my side now and I have you guys
Well, I'll be updating you as we go
It's gonna be a pretty shitty night
It's still cold, too...
Check in with you guys in a bit.
It's been a few hours since I've been kicked out
Um...I got the light on in the garage here
I was just eyeing up the house
How...much bullshit this is
Uh...this is my bed
And honestly, it's not too bad
I remember I was scoffing at the idea for us to get new couches in the living room
Because I loved these so much
Um...
Boy, am I regretting that now!
I'm glad they said 'F*ck it, we're gonna get new couches in there anyways' so...
I'm glad this got placed out here
Uh...lemme show you guys something
Which must have happened while I was in the woods
Lemme get my...my flashlight on here
Here we go
But you guys have been wondering how I've been Tweeting
Well, the WiFi actually reaches out here
Well actually, I don't know if it's the WiFi or the 4G
Something...
Um...
Check this out
You can see one of my Dad's trophies in there
It looks like he threw a bunch of the broken ones in there
Well...
You know what that means Juggies
That means mission accomplished regardless
And you know what?
I could get used to living out here, I don't have to live in that bullshit house
Hang on, let me uh...
Get my phone charged here
This was a good idea 'cause this is how I'm gonna be able to keep in touch with you guys
Um...
I probably won't have my phone on me too much tonight
I'll definitely be checking it
Uh, throughout
It just sucks 'cause, you know...
It's an awkward position, the plug, so I'll have to check it when I can
But yeah, definitely uh...
Make sure you guys are following me on Twitter
Because I'll be updating you guys
Because I don't know how long this is gonna last
I don't know if this is going to be until after Easter, or...
Um...
Or...forget it, I really don't know
But uh, this is how we're playing it now
And just stay up to date guys
Um, stay in touch, so...
I guess I'll be getting into bed tonight, it's actually pretty cold
And you know what? Shit, shit, shit
I need to shut this now
You know, I didn't think about it but...
There we go!
If my Dad sees the light on out here, I don't know if he would check
But...
If he does...
Um...He could freak out
I don't know if he- Like...
Like, am I allowed to sleep in here? I don't know, he didn't say! He just kicked me out of the house
So...
Technically I'm not doing anything wrong but I figured 'I'll shut the door'
I should probably turn the light off soon
Um...Just so, he doesn't know I'm here
And, I don't know...
If you guys are wondering like hey...
Why haven't I...
Went to one of my friends' house or Juliette's house
Um...
That's cool
Is well everyone I called, I called Mark, I called Corn, I called Buzz
Um...I haven't talked to him for a while and I talked to Juliette and everyone said the same thing. 'We don't want to get involved.'
'If your Dad kicked you out, we don't want to be responsible for having you here'
'Just knowing how he is...'
So, it's...it's whatever
I'll just hang out here
Until I think of something
Oh, here!
I just love this though
Y'know, I was thinking about it more and more
When I uh...picked this little piece up
Oh, come on, focus!
I picked this little piece up after um, the trophies were smashed and I was coming back
And I thought about it more and more
And it's just uh...
It's a great symbol
Y'know?
Like, it just so happened to be an Eagle?
It's like our little Mockingjay!
*whistles Mockingjay tune badly*
That was horrible. But like, this is our symbol of freedom
And honestly, uh...
This is cool. I'm going to hold on to this
As...as we flee...flee the nest...or...
....As we are free from tyranny
From the bullshit of my Dad's house.
Honestly, it feels kinda liberating to be out here
It's freezing so I'm gonna get into a blanket
And um....yeah, I guess I'll turn this on in the morning
I got half battery on this, so...
I need to text Jeffrey, tell him to uh...
Get some stuff for me tomorrow. We'll meet up
So yeah, I'll catch you guys in the AM!
Hey Juggies, it's Tuesday morning
My night of sleeping in the garage...
It wasn't too bad. I mean, at least I had a couch y'know?
Um...
But, it was pretty cold
So...I don't know what time it is
Lemme check my phone over here...
I, uh...
Cracked the door a bit
Just to get some light in here for the video
Ugh...
What have we got here?
12:30. Yep, that sounds about right
At least I got some juice though, finally
I need to decide what I'm doing today
I've already called all the friends I can think of to stay at their house
Lemme open this up
*Big sigh*
I mean, this is when I'd be playing some video games y'know?
I remember...months ago, back in the Fall, I had a mancave
Right over here
I had my 360 hooked up
And I was playing Halo Reach and stuff, and well, and that's when my Dad destroyed my 360 but...
I wonder if there is any stuff left over that I could use? *Laughs*
I don't think the TV is still out here
Um...I don't see anything
Are you kidding me? There's a fucking mattress right here
Oh my God...*Laughs*
Awww shit, alright, uh...
See like, I would want to live...
I could live in here for a bit, it's just I have nothing to do
And if my Dad finds out that I'm staying right in here, I feel like he wouldn't be happy
And I know when he's home, he's gonna come in here to work on his mowers or something so...
Shit
Noooooooo, yes! Yes!!
Dude, y'know...
I...
I have an idea!
I know where I can stay, I could...we used to camp a lot like, as you can see
We have a 'shat' ton of camping supplies
Like, we've got coolers...we've got a fucking tent, chairs, everything!
Everything! You know what guys?
I could honestly camp out...
Yeah!
Here's the tent...
Holy shit, that's heavy!
Um....
I guess I'll take a chair...
Well, I'll come back in
Yes
I forget how big this thing actually is
It's actually not too old
Um...
I don't know if you recognise it, but this is what my back woods looks like
We filmed a lot of videos back in the day here
Like, the G.A.M.E. series and Overachievers
Uh...
Back there through the woods, you can see my...
Uh, the hill, where I did the 250k subscriber motivational speech
Yeah, I was thinking about maybe putting the tent up there
It's a nice open space
But, I almost wanna be hidden...
And y'know what? Actually...
I need to check my phone real quick, hold on...
Okay, so what I'm trying to do is...
I'm trying to pick a location that's not only clear
But, where I still have service and even WiFi
Like, my WiFi port isn't too far away
Like, we're not too far from my house
And there's actually a little airport in this mortem building
Or, the garage as you guys wanna refer to it as
I don't know how many people use the term 'Mortem Building', that's just what my family use
Probably 'cause we're weird
Um...
So, yeah...
It'd be cool if I could still keep in touch with you guys over social media through my phone
Um...
So, I still have it right around here
Oh, there's a...
Okay, this could work over here?
I could put it over here
Oh, this is plenty of space! Yeah!
*Laughs*
Perfect, perfect, perfect
Set this tent up here
Right behind the mortem building, so nobody will see me
And, lemme check...
Perf!! Perf!!
It's not...I mean it's not strong
It's not strong WiFi but I mean, it should do
Ah and if not, I have data and service and shit so...
That's cool! That's perfect
Alright guys, well uh...
Looks like I need to start setting up camp!
For the Juggie Kingdom! *Laughs*
Um, yeah...
I guess technically if you guys are watching this footage
That means either I somehow am back in my house or I have Internet access and am able to put this video up somehow
Or I gave this footage to Jeffrey
But that's cool if you're watching this! That means things are better
Yeah, make sure you follow me on Twitter and Instagram and stuff
Links are in the description if you want to keep up to date with this craziness
Uh, don't forget to subscribe for more content!
Gosh, this is so weird, I never thought that I would be doing a video out in the fucking wild
Even though it's my woods
I guess to finish, just know I'm alright you guys. Thanks for the support over Twitter and what-not
I'm doing okay, we're gonna set up camp here
And then uh, once I get this up, it's probably going to take a while! I don't think I've-
Maybe when I was younger, but I have never set up a tent before and I know just from TV and stuff that it's a complicated process
So, this should be entertaining but I'm not going to film it. I'll pick it back up once I have it set up and uh, we'll check in again!
So, yeah...
This is ridiculous guys
But, uh...
Always remember just to keep smiling, keep your head held high and uh...
And y'know, turn it into something cool
Keep it RIDGiD Juggies