Sorry, guys, bad news.
Thanks to Rochefort's big drama at our event,
even if he didn't shut us down, it totally killed our momentum
and we ended up making about half.
We were so short, we just ended up refunding everybody.
No point in me keeping the money if I'm just going to go home.
This is the worst.
Well. You could have a black eye.
I swear you're an addict.
I promised a pretty lady I wouldn't do that anymore.
Sounds like a smart dame.
Yeah, I'd keep her around, but she's a rolling stone.
I'm gonna miss this place.
Yeah? The clogged sink,
crappy Wi-Fi, endless parade of dude-bros?
Well, the dude-bros I blame on you.
And the Wi-Fi.
You are literally always streaming video.
I haven't watched Netflix in months.
See? It was really you guys were standing in the way
of Dornie this whole time.
Oh, Connie, do not tease the shippers. They bite.
I need to get some coffee.
Oh, don't worry. I will get you some.
Unless you want to share. Winky face.
No, no, it's not that. Uh, can we, um--
We need to talk.
I like you.
Not in the "Hey, we just met
and I think you're super cool" kind of way like before.
In the...
"Wow, I could marry this girl" kind of way.
Not that I'm proposing.
Good?
Um, what I'm trying to say is...
you and me, it makes sense when we're together,
I am the best version of myself when I'm with you,
and I think you feel the same way.
God, Dee, why do you have to do this now?
It's already so hard.
It would hurt more to never know.
Dee, you know how I feel about you.
Do we really have to say it?
Be my girlfriend.
I don't care if you have to go to another city.
I just-- let's do it.
Dee, that's a terrible idea.
I'm leaving! Long distance is already hard enough
with a solid foundation, but starting like that?
It's ridiculous.
It's worth it.
You saw how me and Monty ended up.
I never want us to be like that.
We won't. We're awesome together.
I don't care if you have to go to Kingston
or the friggin' moon.
I-- this is worth fighting for.
I'm tired of fighting.
Screw it.
Connie, this is one way to say goodbye.
But, like, is it goodbye? Because I--
I just made a pretty epic speech right before and--
You know, like can-- are we--
I'm saying yes.
Use your words, girl!
Well, they're not wrong.
Oh, God, Dee. You make me wanna do things that are...
"Unwise?"
Unwise.
Mmm, Miss Bonacieux...
(Knocking)
Damn it!
Come on. I'll race you.
No, wait. I didn't say "go." It's not fair!
(Laughing)
ALEX: We thought you might want a distraction.
and maybe a drink.
Or seven.
(Giggling)
Hey, wait a second. What's this?
What?
Uh, this!
Air?
Oh.
Oh!
Finally!
(Laughing)
Family hug!
Family?
We're gonna be sisters soon!
I don't ever want to think about you as my sister.
(Laughing)
Okay...
You guys are so adorable.
Wait, isn't Connie leaving soon?
Alex!
Sorry. But I worry.
It's okay. We'll figure it out.
Together.
Oh, and we'll figure it out with you!
Come on, guys. Humour me.
All for one...
ALL: And one for all!
Yeesh. I've said that MST slogan
more times in the past couple months
than I have in the rest of my life combined.
But it's exciting!
I mean, Dorothy's going to be moving into the house
after Christmas and we will all be living together.
(Gasping) Oh, my gosh.
So many sleepovers!
Oh. Um, sorry, Connie.
Oh, Anne's graduating soon anyway.
Just one more semester.
Wait, what?
No, no, no, no, no, no. She can't--
can't she, like,
purposely fail a course or something
and stay an extra semester?
Don't worry, Mu Sigma Theta will be just fine.
Jeanne-- Miss Treville
is prepping her presidential campaign for next semester.
Well, she'd better be the best president ever
or I'm going to kick her ass.
Actually...
I was thinking about running.
Really?
I mean, if it's not a bad idea.
You'd be amazing. If you need a running mate, I'm--
Oh, no. It's okay. I already run with Carla in the mornings.
No, a Vice President
to campaign with
as... friends.
You know,
I-I will be an amazing President.
I mean, you wouldn't be Anne Bonacieux.
Oh, trust me,
Anne isn't even "Anne Bonacieux."
Sacrilege! You don't even know what you're saying!
(All yelping and laughing)
Taste my wrath!
(Knocking)
Wait, when did you hide that there?
You...
Treville, Treville, Treville!
Connie.
May I come in?
Our casa is your casa.
Right.
Now, you two,
I don't know whether Connie
will be returning to Dumas
next semester.
But. If she does...
the paperwork has gone through,
and you both have been approved
as Mu Sigma Theta sisters for next semester.
I'm officially a Mu Sigma Theta sister! Whoo! Yes!
Thank you. Thank you!
Right, right. Well, I'll just be off.
Oh, no, you should stay.
Do you mean that?
Yeah, I do. You're awesome.
Well, I...
I have some appointments,
but I could move them around.
M'lady.
This is awesome. We should team up.
Connie!
That would be satisfactory.
Oh, get the other gun!
I'm gonna kick your ass, Castlemore.
Can you guys stop being so damn cute?
Some of us have just gone through a breakup!
Ariana!
Do you want to get back together?
No.
Some of us have just gone through a breakup!
(Laughing)
Hey, guys.
Well, at least we're sending Connie off in style, right?
Oh, yeah?
What's going on?
Um... Hey, guys!
Really? Wait, this means that...
She can stay?
Oh, my god. Thank you guys so much!
PORTIA: Oh, my gosh, this calls for a celebration.
The swords!
Battle selfies!
Dorothy!
Oh, thank you.
Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
I owe you the world! I...
I gotta go beat these punks up.
I love you guys!
Okay, later, Inseparables.
(Knocking)
Oh. Uh, who's that?
Wait, guys, there's someone at the door.
Join the party!
Monty?!