anyone else have drinks i'd have not enough i drank all my water i was considering getting wine
get wine britney wine i need some wine
get some drinks i've got a book written by an old like eighteen hundreds philosopher named
trump yeah i don't even think he's and he's written about cockroaches
the different types of cuckoldry you guys if you guys get drinks all read out types of cupcakes
all right guess what they are if you guessed wrong you have to drink wait let me clean this what are
you doing okay i'll have to go get some drink then i'll be able to i'll be back in a minute wonderful
i'm taking over this show yeah do it i think everyone likes where's your drink they love
to go get drinks i have this drink i don't drink you don't drink any alcohol no wow damn
i drank like for the first time in years like last weekend when i went out or the weekend
before but i haven't drank in like forever it's my one vice only you know what's funny
though is people probably think i'm an alcoholic because i almost like the majority of my drinking
is down on stream and then i don't drink otherwise really probably way funner doing
it like that it makes it easier to talk yeah it just you can get way looser and not feel bad
all right is it cook time it's [ __ ] time so
i guess it should be whoever guesses it accurately doesn't have to drink and
then everyone else has to drink okay doesn't that make sense can we start the cuckolding
yeah yeah you know when i got a drink let's do it for context charles fourier is actually like
a massive inspiration of marxist philosophers like he's a giant left-wing storyteller
you'd read him in like a political story class but he wrote um the hierarchies of cockletry um
love you jack you know i got your back take a guess what is the posthumous cuckold
hummus post keep spell it that sounds like a type of cloud to be honest as in m-a-s
p-o-s-t-h-u post after someone comes or laughs post-humorous well i guess you guys don't know
what that word means does no one know what posthumous means no you miss all right
i might be pronouncing it wrong it means dead
we are not dumb you're like why are you smart died no i'm not smart i just already have nothing
so do they jack off after like the people are done having sex
everyone drink i'm gonna this will be a practice round everyone drink it means their wife
slept with someone after they died so they're literally getting cocked that's literally what
my dad is doing oh my god oh my god oh my god my boyfriend is not waiting very long at all my dad
i took myself a year i did two post humorous cuckold okay like wait immediately after like
they go they flatline and then you're putting your dick in someone or you wait you know okay
is there a waiting period dead person what is the the condemned cuckold uh i don't know like
let's say you are the kunan shaman and you are condemned after your appearance at january and
you're being sentenced to four years in prison it's like well his girlfriend's like well
horns bastard all but maybe it's like a trad cup hold where it's like the other person doesn't
approve of the cuckold but they're doing it anyway that's what i thought too britney and like some
like some somebody does not approve of it yeah what if it's like just like plain cheating oh
you know what this one is this one is actually too hard but i have a really good one so this one said
it's a man who has is afflicted with deformities yet ventures to take a beautiful woman for a wife
the public offended by such a contrast unanimously condemns him to wearing horns good one chrissy
and the public sentence is carried out too well i don't know what this means but um
from like the 1400s this is from like i don't know like
yeah 1800s weird public gaming because this was before twitter so they had to publicly cheat
they had to actually like shame you and like ring the bell like this
that's the girl guys right now no the guy this is happening right now the health conscious cuckold
the help conscious hell the health consciousness we have health like your health vegan cuckold oh
like the maskers okay yeah hello you have to be vast to be okay nina wins
there's a man who abstains from carnal knowledge through a doctor's orders his wife then has no
choice but to appeal to substitutes because her spouse will not sleep with her because
he's too much of a hypochondriac oh my so he's gay and he's just not acknowledging him
i'm going to get bacteria from your [ __ ] meanwhile but nina because she got it right
wow so here's the thing did you guys know the whole purpose of a best man originally is that
if the husband dies then like whoever the best man has to marry the woman it really is
so basically like if you have your brother if your brother is the last man
woman's gonna marry so we could listen so that's what hunter did that's
yeah if the woman dies and the guy has to remarry whoever but like the if the man dies the woman has
to marry the guy there's like i'm never having a mate of course yeah but what am i the best fan
of this idea later like what is the best dance like ugly and fat like what if you gotta pick
them you have to pick the best man then that's the rule [ __ ] that that's why it's called
the best man it makes sense now next half that doesn't matter oh i'd be picking him
you called the next man but okay yeah it's the pose
wow
what is the emergency cuckold oh if the plane's about to crash everyone's trying to call their
wife and then you just nervously stuck the pilot's dick because it doesn't matter anyway
i think it's when like you like you think you're going to die so you allow the person you're
with to like [ __ ] whoever right i think it's when you're really on the right track actually
i want my nipple right like what if the guy's not available and you want
me so you [ __ ] the nearest person okay so the emergency cuckold according to this is
foreign if a man who gets into business troubles or very serious danger is obliged
to look the other way when his wife bangs other visitors to deal with the most urgent danger so
everyone drink by ashton yeah get black promotion [ __ ] no it's an emergency
during like like the civil war or like during the the vietnam war the world war ii bordering men
there's more important issues than my life right now i've always wondered like
were some of those women like when their men were off to war like were the children actually the men
off the wars like that's actually awful like ups guys that's what i'm saying like one of the
milkman impregnated all the wives while the guys were off to the floor i came back and we're like
my child like oh my it's like why do all our chili why do all the children in the neighborhood look
like the milkman i feel like if they were away for a few years they might pick up the
you know the hints 1940s 50s sex health might not have been up to date cheers
all right let's see the perplexed cuckold like you're you're cuckholding but you're
confused about why you're doing it yeah you don't you're being yeah you don't even know
what's going on you've been brainwashing what did you call it by the mainstream media the perplex
or repressed cuckold is actually what it's called like he doesn't know what's going on keep cooking
you're like i didn't know i was asleep he's in a denial i ate half the fridge i said is that
like being like biden like you don't know what's going on half the time so who said he's in denial
nina reflects i said it's like you're confused i don't remember i said denial
wins because it says it's the man who's reduced to champing at the bit of in silence so he's
behaves himself even if his wife and friends know he's in an awkward position wow to not cause any
scandal okay this book is actually kind of sad right now right now i've seen that many times
like these dudes are like their wives have boyfriends and they look like they want to kill
themselves but they just are like okay honey yeah that's so sad oh that's down there tonight like
bro it's so sad like you're taking a man's [ __ ] life for us it's no wonder that charles fourier
lost his mind you know he wrote um he wrote a series of plans about philanthropies they're
giant buildings where exactly like three thousand some odd people would live and they'd live in like
a communist conference it's like a wee work for cooking yeah but and and you would have cards
for every person and he organized them all into different personality style and you could pick
your card for who you wanted to sleep with if you visited so it was a giant broth communist brothel
he was obsessed with listing things so he has all these books turning everyone into listicles
i did a video on him so hey guys kyle rittenhouse just in a chat
i got home and found y'all cleaning my pew pews while watching is the highlight of my days
why is there antlers on that book he
it's different types of men he's called them the large horn the medium horn and
the short horned cuckolds and actually i'll show you his graph with all of them
you know how you said i have the uh the autism's with the graphs that i write uh well he did this
too let me oh his graphs he's got a lot of charts in here where did you find this yeah no i didn't
told you to be honest i want one go watch my video lauren i don't know what you're doing i'm
just going to watch this video lauren did you get this book recommendation from a certain individual
he doesn't like his name public but is it or ironically yes i did get this book recommendation
from him and then i picked mr uh mr h okay maybe not that person but mr h man uh pretty cool