SARAH: Based on this preview screen we got coming up,
what do you think we're in for in this one?
JESSE: Oh.
SARAH: Talk to me about that "oh."
JUAN: This is the ones that require that special vest on this one, cause it's much more brutal.
MARY: I'd say the girl picking her wedgie is a little bit awkward.
MATT: They're probably going to be chasing a fox or something.
Chasing animals.
JESSE: Richard Gere.
Runaway Bride.
That's kind of what I'm seeing.
SARAH: Have you ever tried one of those vests?
JUAN: I actually did.
I worked an event at Rolex, and I tried one on while we were testing it out for customers.
JESSE: Is this more of an off-road kind of park?
MATT: Is this one of those fox hunts where they let some animal go and then they chase
it down?
JESSE: I see some logs over here.
Looks much more difficult than plastic gates.
JUAN: Although it wasn't pleasant, I can see the benefits of not breaking your neck.
SARAH: Yeah, sure.
JESSE: Maybe there are some trenches that we have to jump over, so...
JUAN: That gets in the way of your day.
SARAH: Pros and cons. Yeah.
These are some great guesses.
JESSE: Yeah.
Looks a little more aggressive.
SARAH: Let's go ahead and get this one started and tell us what we're seeing.
MATT: Is that hunting and jumping?
JUAN: Is this somebody I know?
SARAH: Hunter/Jumpers is a little bit different.
JESSE: That was too easy to start.
MARY: I see a vest and no jacket.
JESSE: Jumped over some bushes, that's nice.
MARY: The vest on the other one might have been under the jacket.
JUAN: Oh, I thought she was going to jump over that.
JESSE: I like when they camouflage the jumps, I'm sure the horses do, too.
SARAH: That one not impressive? JUAN: No.
MARY: A little bit low, but...
JESSE: Makes it a little more challenging...
MARY: She's just getting warmed up.
JUAN: Who's that lady out in the background?
She's not even paying attention to the horse.
MATT: Ok, it's trail riding.
JESSE: Is this supposed to interpret something that horses used to do?
SARAH: Trail riding tends to be a little bit more leisurely than this.
JESSE: Seems like we've made something that sounds very leisurely a little aggressive.
MATT: He seems to be in a great hurry to get to where he needs to go.
JUAN: There's no hunting allowed, by the way.
JESSE: I know I don't want my wife telling me to jump stuff when we go through the woods.
SARAH: That's good cause these are not the hunters.
MATT: That wasn't that high of a wall.
I would expect the walls to be like twice as high.
JESSE: I also don't take SmartPak supplements, so maybe...
SARAH: Maybe that would help.
JESSE: It might help.
SARAH: What do you think this might be called?
JUAN: Three-day eventing?
SARAH: Very good!
MARY: Fun Outdoors-y Woodland Jumping?
JESSE: Robin Hood Olympics.
SARAH: You and Squish go hiking, do you think this is the kind of activity you guys might do?
JUAN: That's my friend, Jen Bags!
SARAH: Yes it is.
MARY: Well, Squish is too low to the ground to ride around on, but...
MATT: She seems to be doing pretty well.
JUAN: I might know the name of this horse.
MATT: No errors that I can note.
JUAN: The name of that horse is "I Don't Know."
MATT: I would like them to go faster, because I like things to go fast.
SARAH: Starts with a 'T.' JUAN: No, no, it's "I Don't Know."
JESSE: Dressage is something that sounds fancier than what this is.
JUAN: If you check that saddle pad, the monogram is IDK.
JESSE: So this might not be that, if that makes as much sense to you as it does to me.
JUAN: There's a person there to catch Jen.
MARY: So much lush foliage.
Yes, oh - is that bad?
MATT: It'd be great if they jumped through fire.
SARAH: Because it touched?
MARY: Yeah.
I guess they didn't hit any wood.
MATT: Do they ever have people who do tricks and balance on horses?
SARAH: Yes.
JESSE: Doesn't look like they had too much for breakfast, which is always helpful to
the horse.
MATT: Trick riding is absolutely a thing.
MARY: They're jumping over a little house!
JUAN: Over a little housey, that's cute.
MARY: Big house, like a church. Wow.
SARAH: It is big.
MARY: That was fun, lots of different jumps.
JESSE: Big fan of the cross-country.
SARAH: Love it.
What did you think of that performance overall?
MATT: It was smashing.
SARAH: Oh, that's very British.
Now we're seeing your heritage come out.
JESSE: Looks like they did very well there.
Didn't look lost, I didn't see any 180s going the wrong way, no backward horse moves.
I think overall they did pretty well.
SARAH: Yeah, you liked the variety.
MARY: Yes.
It wasn't in like a...thing.
SARAH: Mm hmm.
Not in an arena.
MARY: Yeah, that's the word.
JESSE: The cross country is definitely something that I would watch.
MARY: More outdoors-y stuff, like the horse could probably get a little more confused
with that, right?
I was a little confused.
And when the girl was picking her wedgie, I was all thrown off.
SARAH: Fun fact, she works in the Merchandising department.
She also works at our retail store in Natick.
She has a wonderful little dog named Chappy.
MATT: Jen Bagley?
MARY: I do believe that's Jen Bagley.
SARAH: That is accurate.
MARY: That's right!
MATT: Oh yeah, now I recognize her.
SARAH: Yeah.
MATT: Is she going to be mad about all the things I said about her horse?
SARAH: I don't think so.
You said very complimentary things about that horse.
That was her horse, Tally.
They were doing cross country.
JESSE: Cross country, ok.
SARAH: Also known as the Robin Hood Olympics from now on, I think.
JESSE: Theoretically, right?
SARAH: What was your favorite part?
MARY: The wedgie was a highlight.
JUAN: Least favorite part?
That it's ending.
SARAH: Ohhhhhh.
JUAN: I wish I could do more.
SARAH: I appreciate that.
Maybe we'll have you back for another one.
JUAN: I hope so.