(joyful orchestral music)
- You want the rest of my sweet tea, honey?
- What?
- My sweet tea?
Do you want the rest of my iced tea?
- Oh, no, I'm fine, thanks.
- Alright.
- Hey, can you do me a favor?
Actually, can you just, you know,
just like, cool it with the voices today?
- What do you mean?
- You know, whenever I hang out with you guys,
you and your brother do that bit?
The accents, and I just like.
- Sure do.
- I feel, you know.
- What?
- It's just like, you guys are distracted,
and I really want to get to know him, you know?
- Alright, fine.
No voices.
That was the last one.
- Hello, governor! How's it going, mate?
- Oy, oy, oy!
(laughing)
- How we doing there, bro?
- It's good to see you, Matty.
- Hey, how you doing?
- Oh, so good, man, so good.
- Cool.
- Hey, Chris.
- Hey, Allie, hey.
- How are you?
- I'm good, how are you doing?
- Did you get a haircut?
- No, just losing it.
- Oh.
- Thanks for noticing.
- [Allie] It looks cut.
- Thanks.
- Shall we?
- Ah, yeah, guys. Come in, please.
(footsteps)
So we're just waiting for the old grill to heat up,
before Sam gets here.
- Sam's Chris's new squeeze.
- Oh! I really like this music.
It has a sort of washed-out vibe.
- Okay.
- Yeah, do you like washed out?
- Yeah.
Hey, how about you have a bit of a drink, maybe?
Or, maybe, if I may, a cheeky little pint?
- Maybe we could just have a beer.
- How 'bout a gin and tonic?
- Maybe a gin and tonic.
Why not some water, quinine, and you will be as drunk
as skunks, as the night goes forward.
- That sounds good.
- What is this?
- I'm sorry.
No more voices, I promise.
- Okay.
(sizzling)
So, anything exciting with you lately?
- Ah.
Not really.
(laughing)
Not really, no.
- You still playing tennis?
- Ah, yeah, yeah, sometimes.
- Cool.
- Yeah, when the elbow lets it, you know what I mean?
- Mmm.
You know, I'm really excited to meet Sam.
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah, how's that going?
- You know, really good.
The only reason we've been going slow
is because I've been working a ton,
because the world markets are going insane.
- Why is that?
- [Chris] The Brexit. - [Allie] The Brexit?
- Yeah, so England, you know, jolly old England.
- What does Sam do for a living?
Where does she work?
- It might be the end
of the old British empire there, hey, bruv?
- Oh, what that Brexit then?
- It might indeed be the final sunset
on the Queen's royal guard, my friend.
- You guys have a serious issue.
- What have we got here?
Looks to me like some Yankee feed, here.
- Oh, this is some type of skinny weiner,
what we would call a Bratwurst.
Oh, my mobile's ringing.
Hey, sweetie, hi.
Sorry, one second.
Hey babe, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I'm coming!
- He was baiting me, come on,
we're talking about the Brexit for Christ's sake.
Why don't you just to the bit with us?
- I am not doing the bit with you.
- [Matty] Why not?
- Because, okay, I don't want to break this to you,
but I don't think the bit is funny.
- But it is.
- But you sound like somebody doing an impression
of the Pirates of the Caribbean impression.
- Wait, Ellie, what do you have against goofy voices?
- Nothing, it's just like,
I don't like being excluded from this thing
you do with your brother.
- You can't do a British accent, that's fine.
- I can do a British accent.
- [Matty] Really?
- Yes.
- Carry on.
- No, I can do a British accent, I went to.
- We're all good at different things.
- [Allie] Oh my god.
- [Matty] Just don't be sour grapes about it.
Everybody thinks the bit is funny except for you.
- Nobody thinks the bit is funny.
- [Chris] Hey guys. - [Sam] Hi guys. Hi, I'm Sam.
- [Ben] Nice to meet you, I'm Ben.
- Hello.
- Hi, I'm Allie, so good to meet you.
- Pleasure to make your acquaintance, love.
- Well, good day, mate.
(cheering and laughing)
- With a curtsy and all.
- Yes, quite lovely there.
Where'd you pick that up, huh?
- Oh, I went to school up in London.
(laughing)
(prim music)
- Sorry Regents Park was closed for this evening.
Wonder what Harry Potter and his lads are up to right now.
- [Sam] Hagrid? - [Ben] Hagrid.
- [Sam] Hagrid.
- Eat you're salad, Allie.
- Oh, you mean the Dutchess of Salads?
- [Chris] So, you know her?
- [Sam] Oh yes, I do.
- [Ben] Oh my! American cheese!
- American cheese!
- Oh.
(laughing)
- [Chris] Marry Poppins.
- [Sam] Hagrid.
(shouting in British accents)
- Have you guys heard the story about Ben in Hawaii?
(quiet dramatic drumming music)
- No, no.
- It's not that funny.
- It's very funny.
- I want to hear it.
- He wants to hear it.
- [Sam] Tell.
- So, it was a few months ago.
We were in Hawaii on a trip and it was our last day.
All of a sudden Ben starts freaking out
because he realizes that our flight is three hours earlier
than he thought it was.
So, he's running around trying to pack everything up,
yelling, I mean the whole time,
like you wrote it down wrong!
(laughing)
And he trips over the wire to the TV.
It smashes and shatters into a hundred pieces.
(laughing)
We get to the airport,
he realizes that he never set his watch to Hawaii time.
- [Chris] No! - [Sam] No!
- And we're so early for our flight,
but we had to pay the hotel five hundred dollars.
- Wait.
- [Ben] What?
- She doesn't know the four square story.
- No.
- [Ben] Oh, no, no. - [Allie] What's that?
- [Chris] She doesn't, oh come on.
- What's the four square story?
- Oh, the four square story.
He's red in the face.
He's so mad.
He's like, "One more game!"
He used to get so furious that he takes the ball,
and he goes to punt it.
The ball goes flying across the room,
nails one of the kids in the face,
and the mom yelled at him for like 15 minutes.
(laughing)
- Oh my god, oh my god.
- This was years ago.
It's not that funny, guys.
- It is extremely funny
and everybody thinks it except for you.
- [Chris] Get a sense of humor, Ben.
I mean it wasn't as bad as Glenndale Galleria.
(upbeat music)
- You okay?
- I'm fine.
- You don't seem fine.
Can you please find it in your heart to forgive a poor lass?
(laughing)
- In your 'art, my dear.
- Can you please find it in your 'art
to forgive a poor lass?
- You ought to be ashamed of yourself
for embarrassing me like that in front of me bruv!
That's me bruv, darling!
I'm sorry.
- I cannot believe I did that to you.
I'm going to walk into traffic right now.
- Go, right to the guillotine for you!
- Straight to the guillotine!
- Straight to the stockade!
- Chop my head off, chop it off!
(shouting)