I am on an adventure, to become a Case Unboxing Millionaire.
Today I will be opening Summer 2014 cases: back to a simpler, sunnier time, until I unbox
5 Covert grade skins.
How, you ask?
LIKE THIS.
What an incredible start.
A Financial Times, stat-trak Bengal Tiger AUG, giving me an almost $3 profit straight
away!
But I feel my luck has only just begun.
WOW!!!
An AWP Corticera in Modern Warfare quality.
That puts me $6 up.
Just another $999,994 to go.
On my 139th case I finally get my first covert grade of skin, an AK47 Jaguar in Bullshit
quality, worth a stonking $18!
So far I am $550 down.
Just a few more unboxings and I get an M4A4 Bullet Rain in FaceTime quality.
And worth almost $8.
Soon I’ll be a millionaire
AND ANOTHER!
That’s exactly the same.
AND ANOTHER!
Also exactly the same.
Isn’t this exciting!
I wonder what could be next.
And last I finally get a covert skin that’s actually worth something- a Jaguar in Must
Watch quality worth nearly $36.
That’s enough to buy a few more of these cases with!
But alas, I promised I’d end here.
I’ve spent $2,721 unboxing skins, and have earned $855, making the total profit… a
$1,866 loss.
But did anybody guess this right?
Incredibly, 4 people did!
And 1 of them even has a name that I can pronounce.
So congratulations to Uber Dragon, Wytse Dijkstra, Sergio Capodivento and Professeur Tournesol.
3 klikpoints for being so damn right!
And a record 11 people were just 1 off, and 2 of them were called Jacob!
Well done Alex L, Ytallo, Alphabravok9, Mabye, lilbud, Jacob Pike, Jacob Smith, Lojs Podkrinko,
Z Zakzook, Bigteaforfolks and Fisher613. 1 klikpoint each.
In guessing this correctly, you’ve spent your lifetimes’ worth of gambling luck already,
so remember: quit while you’re ahead!
FUN FACT: 292 of you thought I’d make a profit, and 6603 of you thought I’d make
a loss.
I can’t believe you have such little faith in me.
To prove you wrong, next time I’ll be unboxing the Dreams and Monsters cases.
Then we’ll see who the real loser is!
This beautiful community-made collection of skins has some really wonderful and garish
looking designs and I’ll be unboxing them until I get one of EVERY SKIN TYPE there is!
And at least one knife.
That’s a minimum of 18 skins total, each costing $3.60 to unbox.
But how much money will I make?
Leave your guess in the comments section below, formatting it like so to make my life easier,
and know that if this session is anything to go by, you’ve got a 20% chance of being
right if your name is Jacob.
Soon, I’ll be a millionaire.
A Case unboxing millionaire.